In the snow-covered world, a man wearing only a pair of shorts was lying on his messy clothes and sleeping, with several spiritual pets standing next to him, all watching closely.
"Didi, do you think Dad can accept this reality when he wakes up? This Fairy Su is very beautiful, but Dad already has a mother... How can he be with someone other than his mother? Hehe... What's up? "Little Douzi of the Cardamom Demon Tree couldn't hold back her breath at first, and asked Didi to the red jade wolf spider the size of a table next to her.
"Beep... beep... beep... beep..."
The red jade wolf spider danced with its eight legs and screamed non-stop.
Xiaodouzi rolled his eyes at it, and several vines flew out from the crown of the tree, knocking over the Jade Wolf Spider.
"Didi, your sister screams all day long. You are so old and can't learn human language. You have no one else with your IQ."
Xiaodouzi impatiently looked down on Didi who was lying on the ground. This made Didi feel aggrieved and tears were about to flow out.
The difference between Xiaodouzi and Didi is that he secretly absorbed the crystals of two plants when he was still a cardamom demon vine. Of course, he secretly absorbed the crystals of the Three Flame Demon Lotus and the Drunken Immortal. This was done without Land Rover's knowledge. Not only did he absorb two crystals, but he also secretly ate as much snow mutton fat that Land Rover put in his treasure belt.
The reason why Xiaodouzi can open his mind when he transforms into a tree shape, and can even call Lu Lu daddy, is all because he drank the blood of Lu Hu and Luo Yun when he was a demon vine. Therefore, he had already recognized the fact that Lu Lu was his father and Luo Yun was his mother.
Xiaodouzi has never told Lu Rover these things, so Lu Rover has always been puzzled by how Xiaodouzi can open up his intelligence so early and even talk. If he knew about the various adventures Xiaodouzi had along the way, I believe he would understand why Xiaodouzi was so close to him.
"Well!"
The man lying on the ground moved, and Xiaodouzi hurriedly called out softly: "Dad, dad, you're awake."
Hearing Xiaodouzi's voice, Lu Hu opened his eyes hazy. He had had a very strange dream just now. If it was strange, it would be better to say it was an erotic dream. In the dream, he had a romantic relationship with a woman. It was obvious that the other party was Luo Yun, but no matter what, he couldn't see his face clearly. He never thought that he could have such a thing as an erotic dream. After waking up, he looked at the gray sky and was still thinking about that dream.
"Dad, are you cold? Why don't you put on some clothes?"
Xiaodouzi's words brought Lu Rover back to his senses. It didn't matter this time. . this. . . . What's going on? I'm completely naked except for my underwear.
"I go!"
Lu Rover saw several spiritual pets looking at him with strange eyes. He jumped up in a hurry and pulled the clothes underneath him.
"Tell me, Xiaodouzi, what's going on? Why am I like this?"
Among the three spiritual pets, except Xiaodouzi, the other two have limited intelligence and cannot speak.
Xiaodouzi's face turned red, and he said with an unnatural expression: "Dad, I don't know much about this kind of thing. Anyway, I am very shy!"
Very shy? What's the meaning? Seeing Xiaodouzi's weird look, he then looked at Didi and Yaoyao. As a result, the two little things looked at him strangely and turned around and ran away.
"This..." Lu Hu raised a question mark when he wanted to ask Xiaodouzi.
It turned out that Xiaodouzi also ran away after Didi and Yaoyao.
Let me go, what is going on? what's wrong with me? Why are all the spiritual pets looking at me like this?
Body? Your own body? Why is there a faint fragrance?
Lu Rover couldn't figure out what was wrong with him, but he suddenly discovered that there was something abnormal about his body, and there was a faint floral fragrance lingering on his naked body. He only remembered that he fainted and fell unconscious after delivering the final blow with the Demon Meteor Shocking Spirit Hammer. What happened after that? Song Jie burned himself to death, but what about Jiang Ning? If he died, his body should be there.
But in front of him there was only a vast expanse of ice and snow, and even the fairy tree was missing.
Lu Hu thought of this and called Yan Mi'er in his heart.
The breeze caressed the moon and the two swords flew out on their own and turned into a woman in pink.
"Oh, ah, hurry up and put on your clothes. My sister is going to be so embarrassed." Who would have expected that as soon as Yan Mi'er appeared, he would cover his face with his hands and stomp at Lu Rover.
Only then did Lu Rover realize that it was too rude for him to be naked in front of a beautiful woman like this, so he quickly put on his clothes without saying a word.
"Sister Yan'er, can you tell me what happened during the time I was unconscious?" He asked Yan'er immediately after putting on his clothes.
Seeing Lu Hu's serious face and asking himself, Yan Mi'er couldn't help but asked doubtfully: "Do you really remember nothing? Don't you have any feeling at all?"
"Sister Yan'er, tell me quickly. If I knew, would I still ask you?"
"Oh, that's how it is..."
"Sister Yan'er, please tell me quickly..."
"Okay, ah, don't be surprised when you hear this. After all, you take advantage of others in this kind of thing... It's just you and Su Xianzi... So what... Then what... .What's that about..."
While Yan Mi'er was comforting Yi Luhu, her face was red and she didn't know how to express herself.
Lu Lu was so impatient that he didn't even wait for Yan Mi'er to finish what he said, so he rushed over and said, "Sister Yan'er, hurry up and say it quickly. Me and Fairy Su, what about that, what about... what's that about?" Well... Aren't you trying to make me anxious? What's going on with me and her? Wait... Wait a minute... You mean what's going on with me and her? What's going on?~~~~~~ "
At first, Lu Hu asked Yan Mi'er very anxiously because he really didn't know what was going on. But after he repeated those words in his mouth several times, he suddenly woke up like he was dreaming! He looked into Yan Mi'er's eyes in disbelief, as if he was looking for something!
Yan Mi'er blinked helplessly at him at this time.
What a bolt from the blue! ! ! !
Five thunder strikes! ! ! !
What kind of crappy plot is this! Lu Rover felt his eyes darken and almost fell to the ground again.
How can I accept this kind of thing? what is this? I was forced by a woman. . . What's that? How could this be? . . There is only Yun'er in my heart, how could this happen? !
Lu Lu felt that his mind was blank at this moment, but Yan Mi'er added with a smirk on his face: "From my sister's point of view, Fairy Su is still a virgin, so you won't suffer!"
