"When I met your father-in-law Qi Yu and Yin Jun when I was a father, I was still a junior candidate struggling on the road to the imperial examination. At that time, the two of them were very discordant and often ridiculed each other as if they were at odds, and the way they interacted with each other was , but very different from ordinary people.”
"In short, it is to find its weakness and attack it, which is both heart-breaking, sophisticated and unique."
Well……
Why did it get involved with them again?
Since the two of them were elders, Hong Tao did not dare to make any comments and could only act as a silent listener.
Qi Jing seemed very intoxicated when he mentioned the past, and his face was full of joy.
I just heard him sigh quietly, and then he started talking.
"Shaocheng was born in a poor family and grew up in the countryside. Therefore, Yin Jun used the word "villager" as a mockery to ridicule his humble background. And your father-in-law was not to be outdone. He seized on Yin Jun's lack of masculinity and said, The first three characters of Bai Mian are used as irony to discredit his positive influence. You may not think this is funny, but the method they used is still very unique."
"Today, I want to borrow their styles to satirize the dignity of the Tatar Khan. And this is also the idea behind my scolding..."
Qi Jing used "ancient" to discuss "present" and explained his own thoughts.
It is not difficult to see from the confident expression on his face that he is full of confidence and determined to win.
Hong Tao also suddenly realized that there are so many skills in swearing.
really!
As the saying goes, the highest level of swearing is to not use a single curse word.
General Qi, as a scholar with a Juren background, would naturally not advocate foul language.
His method is to ridicule in the form of literature and art.
The literature and art here refers to singing and drama.
Yes, this drama is a traditional Chinese pink and ink drama, but the difference is that this script is improvised without any prior rehearsal.
details as follows:
He wanted the soldier actors to dress in women's clothes and then apply rouge and gouache to look like a posing Tatar khan.
In the play, the Khan can be said to have suffered so much humiliation that he lived worse than a pig or a dog.
As for the cruel method, there is no bottom line and you can use it freely.
By then, coupled with sad suona as accompaniment, a very good ideal effect will definitely be achieved.
This kind of interpretation is intended to insult and does not pay attention to the plot. As long as it can show a little meaning, it is considered to be successfully completed.
When the Khan saw it, he would definitely not remain indifferent.
After hearing this, Hong Tao was stunned at first and said: "Father, although this method of yours is very humorous, but if you look closely, it doesn't seem to be very clever! Isn't it just...pretending to be a woman? It's not a lot of meat. , just close your eyes and you’ll get through it.”
Qi Jing shook his head and explained: "I don't know something. In the minds of the Tatars, the status of women is much lower than that of our Chinese. Chinese women are only limited by the rules, but in the From a legal perspective, they still have basic dignity. However, the Tatar culture is different. Their women can be exchanged for cattle and sheep at any time. This shows that the status of their women is not much higher than that of beasts. ."
"Now, in front of everyone, I have molded the Khan into a humble woman. How can he not be angry? Moreover, the barbaric Tatars are brave but resourceful and can easily get into trouble. As long as you stimulate them cleverly, they will be able to do anything. The reason for being fooled.”
oh, I get it.
This method is really clever. It is many times better than calling him an immortal.
…
The north wind blows and snowflakes flutter.
There is a vast expanse between heaven and earth.
However, in this cold and soothing atmosphere, a passionate drama of humiliation was staged.
Qi Jing kicked off the decisive battle with his unique scolding method.
As everyone knows, behind this "When will the singing and dancing in the snowfield stop", there are tensed heartstrings.
For Da Fengjun, once he successfully lures the enemy, it will immediately ignite the flames of war.
This so-called singing and dancing to promote peace is just a prelude deliberately created.
However, one thing is true.
That was the laughter made by the soldiers of the three armies while watching the play. One wave after another, one wave after another.
soon.
Their laughter infected the Tatar soldiers who tried to spy.
It doesn’t matter what the play is, what’s important is who is the protagonist of the play.
In other words, who was insulted.
One can imagine how enthusiastic they would be about eating melons.
Wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh is their true situation now.
However, the expression on his face could not hide the strange feeling that he was holding back, which made the Tatar Khan furious. Qi Jing actually compared himself to a woman wearing heavy makeup, which is really deceiving!
He wanted to make a strong rebuttal, but could not find a convincing argument.
Qi Jing said that he must have been frightened out of his wits by his brilliance.
Since I don't dare to show my head, I might as well just stay in the camp and embroider.
It is precisely in view of this that he arranged this woman's scene to humiliate himself.
Khan never expected that the lines he often talked about would now become the butt of jokes.
Do you think this is infuriating?
Slowly, the Tatar soldiers began to hold back no longer, and burst into hearty laughter almost at the same time.
However, to Khan's ears, this was a mocking sarcasm.
Finally, he couldn't hold it any longer.
"Come here, get my robe, I will kill that damn actor with my own hands!"
"Khan, no, no! This is an insulting tactic from the enemy. You must not be fooled easily!"
Seeing that the momentum was not good, Zhang Chengdong quickly ran out to dissuade him.
However, how could the Tatar Khan, who was so angry, listen to his verbosity?
…
A quarter of an hour later, the drum beat.
This is the signal to go to war!
Qi Jing's eyes flashed when he heard the sound, and he asked loudly: "The enemy troops are about to plunder, which general is willing to fight?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a heroic voice responded: "The general will go where he wishes!"
If you look closely, it's Hong Tao.
His eagerness for meritorious service was clearly visible on his face, with almost no concealment at all.
Yes, if you can kill the Tatar Khan in front of the battle, it will definitely be an unparalleled feat that attracts worldwide attention.
How could you let go of this opportunity to show your face?
"That's right!"
"Thank you, foster father!"
Because the snow was too thick, it was difficult for the horses to gallop, so the Khan simply stopped riding the war horse and instead ran at full speed.
"Demon Town Museum"
The environment is fair to both parties, and naturally, Hong Tao must be the same.
"kill!"
"kill……"
clang!
As soon as they met, the two hunting parties came to blows with great force.
What surprised Hong Tao was that the powerful power he once boasted could not gain even the slightest advantage in front of this guy.
