Confucius said: He is quick and eager to learn, and he is not ashamed to ask questions. This is why he is called "literary".
The general meaning of this sentence is that when you encounter something you don’t understand, you should lower your posture and ask for advice humbly. Don’t pretend to understand, otherwise you will make people laugh.
Its core spirit is that only by maintaining a humble and sincere heart can we continue to make progress and ultimately gain knowledge by studying things.
This is our Chinese virtue, which has been advocated by all dynasties.
Obviously, these foreigners in front of me are not so aware.
Alas, it's just that you don't know the true meaning of this 'inspection ceremony', and you actually pretended to be well-informed and walked away with your head held high.
Am I reviewing my subordinates? Or review you?
In particular, Jones imitated his own words like a parrot: "Soldiers, thank you for your hard work!"
drink!
The officers and soldiers of the three armies who were undergoing the review were immediately made to cough.
Qi Yu looked at Jones and his entourage who looked calm, and thought to himself: I mean, you have never worked in a doll factory, how can you pretend so well?
Facts have proved that there is a limit to pretending.
If you pass it, you will be slapped in the face, which will make you very embarrassed.
Soon, this statement was implemented in reality.
After reviewing the honor guard, Qi Yu made a new itinerary. For example, take a train ride for sightseeing to worship Qiongzhou’s construction achievements.
At this critical moment, all the foreign missionaries became suffocated and started to vomit in an instant.
This stinking smell directly aroused serious dissatisfaction among the grocery shopping ladies who were traveling in the same car.
"They were dressed like dogs, but to my surprise, they turned out to be some stupid fools. Even for a three-year-old child, I have never heard of anyone who gets motion sickness so badly. Huh, at first glance, it's like I haven't seen that before. A foreign country bumpkin who lives too much of the world!"
"His aunt, what you said is so right. Look at their eyes, it doesn't look like they have seen a steam train? According to my estimate, they are probably dirtbags who came out of a certain ravine."
Cough, spit!
did not expect!
A majestic Western aristocrat was mistaken by a grocery shopping aunt in Qiongzhou for a rustic who has never seen the world. Is this because he is ignorant or is he a high-class gangster?
After Jones, who was proficient in Chinese, understood what the aunts were saying, he felt extremely sick and couldn't help but cover his nose and vomited again.
He was quite puzzled.
I and my team are all from the Navy, and I have never experienced seasickness. If I don’t get seasick, how can I get seasick in a tin car like this on land?
How strange!
In fact, the reason for this phenomenon is not because they are not adaptable, but because of psychological factors.
To put it bluntly, it was because I was too nervous.
Have these people ever seen such a huge thing as a steam train?
Not only can it run fast, but it can also run steadily. The most incredible thing is that this iron plate moves forward automatically without the need for animal power. It is really puzzling.
Could it be that our Almighty God is pulling the cart invisibly in front of it?
God: You big fool, do you think I am a fool in the production team?
All in all, the scene in front of them was extremely shocking, completely subverting the cognition of foreign missions. Under the dual stimulation of extreme tension and extreme fear, it evolved into a gang-like 'vomit'.
Alas, it was such a shame to be thrown into his grandma’s house!
Qi Yu naturally had his own ideas for arranging this.
His intention is not complicated. He just wants to take this opportunity to show off his diamond-like biceps and achieve a strategic deterrent effect by demonstrating soft power.
In order to make the effect more authentic, Qi Yu specially canceled the special train for foreign guests arranged by Yu Hai and replaced it with daily public transportation. With these real cameos and extras, wouldn't it look more vivid and distinct?
Well, the effect is very good!
Thumbs up!
After several waves of ravages, the overseas mission was exhausted physically and mentally. As soon as they entered the door of the apartment, they squatted on the ground and gasped for air.
"Everyone, please rest here for a few days."
"Master Qi, we are not tired. I think we should talk about business matters as soon as possible, right?"
"No rush, we can talk again after we have eaten, drank, and rested."
"this……"
Qi Yu chuckled and said: "Don't worry, I will inform the provincial government's envoy Yu Haiyu right away and order him to come and meet with you as soon as possible to discuss business matters."
When Jones heard this, he quickly smiled and said, "In that case, I'll leave it to Master Qi!"
"Farewell!"
"Walk slowly!"
As soon as he walked out of the apartment door, Qi Yu couldn't help but burst into laughter.
What are you laughing at?
But he was laughing at his own little plan.
Guests from far away, please feel free to spend your time here. When it makes you restless, we can sit down and talk calmly.
At the same time, it also provides a time and space for the brother-in-law to take advantage of.
Then he took advantage of the situation and directly launched the secret 'King Explosion'.
…
At night, the crescent moon hangs high and the stars twinkle.
Qi Dalang, who was working non-stop, finally returned home after finishing his work.
It's been a busy day today.
After coming out of the residence, he went to the chief envoy Yu Hai and the foreigner Ma Han successively, and gave many "special" instructions. It wasn't until the sun set that he managed to finish the job.
Everything at home is as before, and meals are still on time.
But tonight, there were three more people in the living room.
They are: brother-in-law Sun Dacai, sister Qi Lan, and niece Sun Qiaoyun who has reached young age.
As expected, my brother-in-law came right after he smelled the smell of money!
Qi Yu glanced at the generous gift deliberately placed at the foot of the wall, smiled knowingly and said to himself: My brother-in-law has a way of giving gifts. He gives more when there are business opportunities and less when there is no big deal. Now that he encountered a huge profit business, he did not hesitate to spend his money on it. coming.
After saying hello, the family members began to sit down in a row.
Liu Quan found a rather far-fetched reason, saying that there were a large number of people, and sitting together would seem crowded, so it would be better to eat at two separate tables. The two men were drinking and talking in the main hall, while the rest of the family members were dining in the back hall, so it would not be crowded.
The real purpose is naturally to create an independent occasion for the husband to talk.
Zhou didn't know what was going on, but she still sighed to herself: "Well, it would be much easier if this was done in our hometown in Yongchuan. Just take down the door panel in the backyard, and then slide it across, and it will immediately become a big door." Any table can seat a dozen people."
Qi Lan nodded habitually and replied: "What mom said makes sense. It's more convenient to go back home."
But Liu Quan argued: "What's the point? We are all people with status now. How can we just tear down the door panels to eat like before? If this spreads out, won't people laugh at us?"
Qi Lan immediately turned around and said, "My sister and I are right. You can't lose face just to have a meal, right?"
Mrs. Zhou rolled her eyes at her and said, "You have no opinion, please enjoy your meal..."
