The moon hangs on the willow branches, and people make appointments after dusk.
The breeze is high tonight and the feeling of spring is rippling. It is a good time to look for flowers and willows.
As night fell, a prostitution duo led by Huang Fei set off in secret.
Very low-key in attitude.
According to Huang Fei's understanding, the brothel in the game is an elegant and pleasant affair, which should be generous and majestic. How can anyone hide their face like this in the bustling city?
He even felt that today was not a visit to a brothel, but a business of stealing jade and fragrance.
Yes, don’t scholars often say that people who are not romantic spend their youth in vain? Why do you act nervously like a thief when the critical moment comes?
Qi Dalang was indeed very nervous now, and his heart was beating wildly.
You know, you are now a celebrity here, and if any scandal breaks out, it will be on the front page.
Alas, if this were to reach the ears of my wife, how could I be so embarrassed?
And that little Yin Tao girl, she would definitely smile to herself and say: I didn’t pick the best roses, but I provoked those vulgar dogtails...
All things considered, it's better to keep a low profile.
"Master Qi, I remember that when we visited the brothel in Shandong, you were still very calm. Now... why do you feel like you are living more and more?"
"At this time and that time, the identities before and after were different, how can they be the same?"
Okay, I guess you're right.
Huang Fei put aside his entanglement and said seriously: "Master Qi, our brothels in Qiongzhou are much more particular than the brothels in the north. I want to tell you some of the so-called rules to avoid causing trouble because of ignorance. It’s a joke.”
What?
Prostitution~~are there any rules?
real or fake?
However, Huang Fei nodded solemnly, and then said: "I won't repeat those insignificant little rules with you one by one. Now, I will only tell you the three most commonly used code words in brothels. ."
Qi Yu was startled and asked curiously: "Isn't it just a trivial matter between men and women? Why does it involve code words?"
"Ahem, as the saying goes, the state has laws and regulations, so how can you do whatever you want? Therefore, you still have to follow some rules. You are not surprised, so please listen to me explain in detail."
After a pause, Huang Fei said again: "First of all, the code words used when choosing a fan. Suppose that you are not satisfied with the girl who has been arranged and want the madam to change you to another one. At this time, you have to say: 'Job hopping' '. If you talk about exchanging goods, it will appear that your cultivation is too low."
ah?
When it comes to job hopping, is that why?
All right!
Qi Yu nodded suddenly and replied: "I understand, you can continue."
"Suppose that two or more geishas fall in love with you at the same time. At this time, you must not make a decision on the spot, because in that case, you will ruin the affection of the women and will be ridiculed by others. I don’t understand the style. At this time, you remember to say: Open!”
"As soon as the market opens, the geishas will compete with each other in their talents, and then compete for the opportunity to sleep with you for the night. Normally, this kind of good thing is not common, but if others recognize your true identity, it is difficult to There’s no guarantee it won’t show up.”
what? What?
opening?
Is this where the word comes from?
If the real estate developers in the previous life heard this, they would probably faint in the toilet from crying.
"Well, there is another situation where you have to pay attention to the wording you use. Suppose you have fallen in love with a cute little pink head and want to take him out to play for the night. Then, you have to express to the madam: 'I want to be out.' , and then she will help you make arrangements as appropriate." Huang Fei said with a meaningful smile.
Wow, I really didn't expect that the word "out" actually has this meaning.
The posture is up~~
Qi Yu reviewed it for a while, then nodded and said, "Thank you, Brother Huang, for your advice. Qi took note of it."
"Okay! Let's go."
…
Not long after, the famous Wenxiang Pavilion arrived.
At night, this brothel is brightly lit, and everything is filled with the charming atmosphere of a gentle country.
Inside the gate, the crocodile figures danced gracefully, and the melody of the piano and flute kept ringing, which was both eye-catching and ear-catching, making the men passing by want to move.
There is also a couplet on both sides of the door, which is quite vivid and vivid.
The first couplet is: You are advancing by leaps and bounds.
The second line is: I will welcome you along the way.
Horizontal batch: Jinggan.
However, what Qi Yu didn't expect was that this crooked couplet was actually written by the great professor Sun Bao. Could it be that this guy is a regular visitor here?
When it comes to regular customers, Huang Fei takes the cake.
It can be seen that he is very familiar with this place, and he arranged a single room in a matter of seconds.
After they sat down, a busty madam walked over with a smile. After glancing at Qi Yu, she twisted her waist and leaned towards Huang Fei, who was swallowing his saliva.
Immediately afterwards, there was an unbearable lewd tone. It was not until Qi Dalang let out a few dry coughs that Huang Fei reluctantly took back his claws.
The madam thought Qi Yu was impatient and hurriedly ran down to arrange for the girl.
No surprise, job hopping!
After that, I kept changing jobs again and again.
Qi Yu glanced at these Annan women stranded in Qiongzhou and sighed in his heart: They all have dark skin, how can they be beautiful?
Huang Fei seemed to understand his thoughts in an instant, and then whispered: "Actually, it's the same when the lights are turned off..."
Cough, spit!
You good-for-nothing!
Seeing how high Qi Yu's eyes were, the old bustard couldn't help but look at him seriously.
Uh, what are you looking at me for?
Qi Dalang pretended to smile with disappointment and explained his aesthetic taste: "As a person, I prefer women with fair skin. As for these black pearls, I really can't appreciate them."
But the madam encouraged: "My lord, what you come to this place to enjoy is this special exotic style. I advise you to put aside your grudges and wait until you try it."
Snapped!
A silver ingot was thrown out immediately!
Qi Yu smiled indifferently and said: "Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island; a graceful lady, a gentleman is very fond of Qiu. I only want stunning looks, never the beauty of a willow tree, do you understand?"
Well, got it!
You are the Lord of money!
Inspired by the money, the two immediately became familiar with each other.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Qi Yu intentionally or unintentionally brought the topic to the painting, and the Madam also introduced it to him enthusiastically for Qian's sake.
According to her, at first, the owner had no intention of hanging the painting. Later, he listened to Sun Bao's suggestion and reluctantly agreed to hang it there as a gimmick.
Following this topic, Qi Yu took the opportunity to ask about this boss again.
Regarding this issue, the madam seemed a little wary.
However, under the temptation and influence of money, she chose to compromise.
According to her, the boss has a cheerful personality and is very good at easing interpersonal communication. He also said that in Qiongzhou, he could basically talk to everyone from high-ranking officials to people from all walks of life.
However, to Qi Yu's expectation, the true identity of this owner was not a wealthy businessman from the south of the Yangtze River, but an upper-class person from the capital city. Few people knew about this.
Qi Yu pondered for a moment, then suddenly laughed and said, "Sister, please go and help me arrange two things now."
"Your distinguished guest, please speak!"
"The first thing is to invite your oiran here. I'm going to be out tonight!"
"That girl has been..."
Snapped!
Another ingot of gold is offered!
So, it’s done!
In fact, Qi Yu just wanted to get in touch with the owner of Wenxiang Pavilion as if he was rich.
As for the so-called exit, it is just to find a good reason for his departure in advance. Otherwise, wouldn't he have to stay here overnight?
"The second thing is, I want to spend money to buy the "Tea Drinking Picture", so I want to invite the owner of your pavilion to come here and talk about it."
"But the owner has no plans to sell it..."
Qi Yu laughed and said, "Isn't it money that has the final say whether to sell or not? Sister, don't say anything more, just go and invite me."
Oh well.
The madam could only nod her head and trot away.
