What kind of trouble is hidden in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, and is it worthy for Qi Dalang to go deep into it and discuss it?
The answer is that there are several genuine Japanese pirates imprisoned there, and they are also leaders-level figures.
They were the prisoners brought back to Beijing by Qi Jing's wife Fang Ruojiao last year. Since then, they have been imprisoned in the prison of the Ministry of Punishment, and have not been legally executed to this day.
It was also during that escort that Fang Ruojiao showed off his power and killed Ge Qiu, the bandit leader of the Emperor Worship Sect, with one arrow, causing the cult to lose its spiritual leader.
Back to business.
Under normal circumstances, if you want to enter the Penal Department Prison, you need to go through strict approval before you can pass, but now it is not difficult to do so.
why?
At present, Zhong Yi has been re-elected and still holds real power. Through Yin Jun's relationship, he can obtain a page of permission documents from the old chief minister and then enter the prison of the Ministry of Punishment.
This kind of trivial matter is just a piece of cake for the Lord Chief Assistant, so he will naturally not refuse it.
This is what Qi Yu thought and did.
Before it was time for a cup of tea, Yin Jun handed the general documents into Qi Dalang's hands.
However, Qi Yu didn't explain anything.
Yin Jun was also very sensible and didn't ask any more questions.
…
The next day, the weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly.
Qi Yu rushed to Xingtaipu Temple early in the morning to ask for leave.
"Why take leave?"
"I want to take a look in the Prison Department Prison..."
Um?
What's there to see in a place like that?
Lord Siqing felt awkward after hearing this. He was about to teach him a few words when he suddenly saw that he had taken out a page of documents written by Zhong Shoufu. So he quickly swallowed the words that slipped to his lips and agreed with a smile instead. .
Afterwards, Qi Yu joined Harry and went to the prison of the Ministry of Punishment. After handing over documents, he made a request to meet the Japanese pirates in custody.
Pass!
There were rumors before that the prison chief in the Penal Department Prison was very difficult to talk to, but now it seems that these are all rumors.
She has an excellent attitude towards others. Not only is she friendly, but she also does everything she needs to do. Not to mention she is very approachable. He was also worried that Qi and Ha could not understand Fusang dialect, so he took the initiative to find an interpreter.
However, he was declined by Qi Yu.
The purpose here is to solve the problem of language barrier. If there is an interpreter on the side, it will lose its practical significance.
Then come in.
Everywhere in the cell was dark and gloomy, and pitiful howls could be heard from time to time, which made the two adults shiver several times.
After turning left and right for a while, we arrived at our destination.
Looking over, I saw three Fuso Japanese pirates with shackled hands and feet and disheveled hair in a small cell. Since they cannot see the sun all day long, coupled with the nutritional intake, they only look like human beings in appearance.
Even so, the ferocious energy in them still exists, making people feel a little intimidating.
Qi Yu looked at it and smiled at Harry: "Master Ha, let's do an experiment, okay?"
"What test?"
"Let's see who among us can make the three of them kneel at our feet in the shortest time!"
Harridge said: "Didn't you say you were going to come here to discuss Taoism? Why do you start testing now?"
Qi Yu shook his head and said, "What is Tao? Tao is the truth!"
Harry hummed and motioned for him to continue.
"Experimentation is the only criterion for testing truth! Yesterday, I mentioned to you the saying that the great way leads to simplicity, so today, I will explain to you the meaning of the word 'simple'. In order to be able to show it more vividly As a result, I hope you can do as I say and find the best way to subdue the Fuso people."
"Okay, I will definitely cooperate with your argument this time."
Harry is not stupid, so how could he refuse?
As Qi Yu said, if he could find an effective way to subdue Japanese pirates, it would be of great reference value for his own great cause of humanization.
The experiment on how to make Japanese pirates kneel officially began.
The cell leader opened the cell door according to Qi Yu's instructions, and then carefully checked the shackles on them to confirm that they were correct, and then walked out with confidence.
"Who comes first?"
"Of course it's you, Mr. Ha!" Qi Yu bowed to the three first and said
"good!"
Harry thought for a while and decided to take the magic stick method.
I think that in the beginning, I relied on this method to disintegrate the foundation of the Emperor Worship Cult, and the believers also worshiped me. It can be said that it has been tried and tested repeatedly.
So, he put his hands behind his back and walked into the cell pretending to be dignified. Then he pointed at the knees of the Japanese pirates and motioned for them to kneel down towards him.
The three Japanese pirates were not stupid, and they quickly understood Harry's intention.
Do you want to kneel down to this yellow-haired monster?
Who is he?
Cough, spit!
The three Japanese pirates all looked disdainful. After spitting together, they turned their heads to the side.
Um?
underestimate me?
Forget that since I am not wearing official uniform, they are naturally not afraid.
But it doesn’t matter, I haven’t used the special trick of Hua Xia Tong yet!
Let's see!
Harry suddenly lit the fire sickle in his hand, and then sprayed his mouth towards the flame...
call!
A fire dragon sprayed out!
Then, Harry made a noble appearance and blew out the small flame on the scythe.
Well, it’s really awesome!
Unexpectedly, the three Japanese pirates laughed out loud, as if they were looking at fools.
Um? Can't stand it?
Can't use your special skills anymore?
Harry understood that they knew the secret of this technique, so they were making fun of him.
Afterwards, Mr. Ha showed off his secret skills such as the Great Dance, instant face changing, etc., but it was still not intimidating at all.
What made him even more angry was that the Japanese pirates seemed to have seen a rare entertainment item and commented on it.
Let alone making them kneel down, it is difficult to shut them up.
Qi Yu tried his best not to laugh, but he couldn't help smiling either.
Finally, Harry came back angrily and said, "Fusang is completely different from you Chinese people, and deception has no effect on them."
"What you said is absolutely right!" Qi Yu nodded first, and then said seriously: "If you want beasts like them to kneel down, you must make them fear you from the bottom of their hearts, otherwise, they won't be able to intimidate you."
"I do not quite understand."
"Look carefully!"
After saying that, Qi Yu started his actions.
But I saw that he first asked for a knife from the cell leader, then held it in his hand and walked in with one step at a time. He looked like a ruffian in the market who was not doing his job properly, and he felt out of control.
Suddenly, there were three crisp sounds!
"idiot!"
Qi Dalang glared, raised his hand and slapped the three Fusang people so hard that their eyes widened and they didn't know why for a moment.
no response?
Smoke again!
This time I have it!
However, they saw that the three people were in shock and all said "hey" as if on conditioned reflex.
Haha, I actually reacted, which is kind of interesting!
Qi Yu gritted his teeth and said, "You three, kowtow to me quickly, otherwise, I will cut off your third leg! I'm not afraid to tell you, I think my wife and beasts have learned from experience, and they have always been I’m thinking of finding a chance to try my hand at it!”
Don't understand the meaning?
This is easy to handle!
Qi Yu calmly rubbed the knife in his hand and made a 'castration' motion somewhere between them, and then he laughed evilly.
Sudden!
Plop!
The three Japanese pirates were horrified and fell to their knees, their bodies trembling.
Then, Qi Yu burst out laughing and couldn't help but dance.
Harry was stunned: His grandma was stupid, but she didn't expect it to be so easy to surrender the Japanese pirates?
Only at this time did he truly understand the meaning of Qi Yu's sentence, "The best in simplicity."
It does not refer to the reduction of complexity in traditional culture, but specifically to simplicity and roughness.
I didn’t expect that Lord Qi’s moral conduct would be so high!
Testing is the only criterion for testing truth.
There is nothing wrong with this sentence.
"I said: The greatest truth is simplicity! Now, do you understand?"
"I understand, I understand. When I get to the south in the future, I will use the same method to subdue the Japanese pirates. I have to say, this trick is really easy to use."
"After drinking your royal wine, I will naturally help you with suggestions, otherwise my conscience will be uneasy!"
clang!
After dropping the knife, Qi Yu put his arm around Harry's shoulders and walked out like brothers.
