"Are you her boyfriend?"
A girl who looked very intellectual asked with a smile.
Before Shao Le could speak, Huo Siyan immediately said, "He is not my boyfriend, we are just ordinary friends."
"right."
Shao Le said with certainty: "I happened to be studying at university in Beijing, so I sent her here with me. I'm one year older than you."
"Are you still a senior?" A girl wearing round glasses said with a smile.
Shao Le pointed inside and said, "Three beauties, can you let me use the toilet? I've been holding it in all this time."
"Haha, then use it quickly."
Shao Le carried the suitcase under the empty bed, then ran into the toilet to soak in urine. When he came out, he saw that the trash can was full, so he took the initiative to take out the garbage bag inside and said, "I won't use it in vain." In your toilet, I will help you throw away this garbage."
"Thank you handsome man."
"Handsome guy, which school are you from?"
"Beyond Beijing."
The intellectual woman smiled and said: "It's pretty close, let's add a WeChat account."
"Okay."
Shao Le did not refuse and took out his mobile phone to add each other on WeChat.
Then I took a photo of the dormitory and sent it to Huo Jianghe on WeChat: "The person has been delivered to you safely."
Huo Jianghe glanced at the message, hesitated for a moment, and then replied with a 'Thank you' emoticon.
Shao Le walked to the door of the dormitory, turned around and said, "Miss Huo, if you have nothing to do, don't look for me. I have a lot of things to do at school."
Huo Siyan just saw that her future roommate and Shao Le had added WeChat, and she felt a little angry for no reason. Now when she heard this sentence, she said loudly: "Don't worry, I won't come to you if I have anything to do!"
"That's best."
Shao Le quickly left the girls' dormitory and called Ma Yuan directly to ask him to pick her up. Unexpectedly, Ma Yuan said that he was on the way back. Jin Mingxuan happened to be back today, so Shao Le said that he was at the Normal University. Waiting at the door, Ma Yuan called back, and Shao Le hung up the phone.
After Shao Le left school, he found a coffee shop opposite and sat down. After waiting for almost twenty minutes, when he saw the Accord parked on the roadside from a distance, Shao Le got up and walked over.
He opened the car door and sat in the back seat.
The co-pilot Jin Mingxuan turned his head and said, "If I had known you would come back today, I would have bought the same bus as you."
Shao Le said in his heart that it's a shame you didn't know, otherwise if you see Miss Huo, you might be able to get into trouble.
"Should we go directly to the store or go back to the dormitory first?"
"Go back to the dormitory first, put your luggage in, and have a meal by the way."
Ma Yuan nodded, turned around and drove towards the school.
Seeing the various banners welcoming new students being replaced at the school entrance, Shao Le couldn't help but think back to this time last year.
"Time flies so fast."
Jin Mingxuan said: "If I have nothing to do tomorrow morning, I will greet the school girl at the door. Since I can't pick up the school girl, I will find a school girl. Anyway, school girls are easy to cheat."
"Don't worry, no matter how easy it is to deceive the school girl, she won't look down on you."
Shao Le also said quietly: "I don't dare to meet any netizen. If you can pick up a girl, I will call you daddy."
"Don't tear me down!"
Back in the dormitory, Shao Le threw his bag on the table, washed his face, and asked Jin Mingxuan if he wanted to go to the cafeteria to eat.
Jin Mingxuan said that on his first day back, he should go to a restaurant.
Shao Le said that today the canteen is mostly filled with young and juicy elementary school girls. Are you sure you want to go to a restaurant?
As a result, Jin Mingxuan immediately changed his mind.
Although Ma Yuan had lunch, he was fine in the dormitory alone, so he went with him.
At the entrance of the cafeteria, there are many students who work part-time to distribute flyers, and there are also many seniors who have graduated and are setting up stalls to sell things.
Jin Mingxuan saw a senior student wearing a low-cut dress from a distance, sitting on a small bench selling books, figurines and some daily necessities.
"Shao Le, Ma Yuan, you two, please see if my ability to pick up girls has improved."
Jin Mingxuan whispered something and walked towards the senior. Shao Le and Ma Yuan looked at each other and followed.
Jin Mingxuan squatted on the ground and pretended to choose something. The senior sister asked: "Classmate, what do you want?"
Jin Mingxuan stood up, looked around, and then said with a gentlemanly expression: "Sister, I actually have nothing to buy, but I just want to remind you, please be careful not to sell out."
The senior sister rolled her eyes and said, "If I don't show up, everyone will show up. If you don't want anything else, just get out of my way."
Everyone in Jin Mingxuan was dumbfounded.
Ma Yuan couldn't help laughing.
Shao Le hurried forward, patted Jin Mingxuan on the shoulder and said, "Senior sister, I'm sorry, my roommate is a bit mentally ill."
When the senior saw Shao Le, her expression immediately changed. She smiled and said, "Senior, is there anything you want? Maybe senior can give it to you for free."
Shao Le smiled and said, "I've already had a feast for my eyes, and I don't dare to ask for anything else."
The senior looked down at her career line, and after giving Shao Le a wink, she smiled and cursed: "Rogue~"
Jin Mingxuan: "???"
…
The three of them finished their meal and sat down.
Jin Mingxuan had not yet recovered from what had just happened. He said incomprehensively: "No, Shao Le was obviously playing a gangster just now. Then why is the senior still smiling so happily? Why?"
Ma Yuan said: "Because you are not as handsome as Shao Le."
Jin Mingxuan: "Damn, I don't understand if you are handsome but can't be used as food. You can't be a scumbag, and you can't be a warm man. What kind of men do women like nowadays?"
Shao Le said casually: "You have to prescribe the right medicine."
Jin Mingxuan looked like he was asking for advice humbly: "Elaborate."
Shao Le pointed to the supermarket next to the canteen and said: "Go buy me a bottle of Red Bull, and I will teach you."
Jin Mingxuan thought about it, and actually went to buy a bottle of Red Bull.
Shao Le opened the can, took a sip, and said: "There are several types of girls' personalities, but they can be roughly divided into three categories. The first category is collectively called extroversion. To deal with such girls, just play straight. Too People can tell at a glance if they are pretending to be too scumbag; the second type is the introverted type, these girls are like hedgehogs, naturally wary of men. You have to smooth out the thorns on her body little by little before you can get into her heart; the third type is the introverted type. I’m the sultry type, you can’t stand this type yet, I’ll talk to you later.”
Seeing Jin Mingxuan's confused look, Shao Le gave another example: "The senior girl at the door just now was wearing low-cut clothes. Everyone wears low-cut clothes. Do you think she is extroverted or introverted? ?”
"Extroverted."
"Yeah, so you were still pretending just now?"
"I..." Jin Mingxuan was speechless.
Shao Le smiled again and said: "Of course, what I said is based on the premise that people don't mind your appearance. If you are ugly, it will be useless no matter how clever you are."
"Then isn't this nonsense?"
Ma Yuan finally interjected and said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you are ugly. If you are rich, you will not be short of girlfriends."
Shao Le nodded in agreement: "Indeed, but this is not love."
"what is that?"
"You are after her body, and she is after your money. What do you think this is?"
"Buy or sell?"
"almost."
Jin Mingxuan refused to give up and asked, "Is there any fastest way to find a girlfriend?"
"have."
"what way?"
“Lower your requirements, cast a wide net, and catch more fish.”
Jin Mingxuan was thoughtful.
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