The fifteenth day of the first lunar month.
Lantern Festival.
You may not feel the same in big cities, but in small counties and rural areas, every place has its own customs.
In many places, there is a dragon lantern parade tonight. Children carry lanterns one by one and go door to door to entertain themselves. In some places, there is stilt walking and lion dancing. Of course, eating glutinous rice balls is a must.
In a certain neighborhood.
A woman opened the window and shouted downstairs: "Old Wang."
"What are you doing? I'm taking my kids to set off cannons."
"Stop messing around and take the kids upstairs."
"What are you doing up there?"
"Watch the Lantern Festival Party."
"The Spring Festival Gala is like that, what's so good about the Lantern Festival Gala?"
"This year's Lantern Festival Party is particularly beautiful. Come on up."
"I'm coming."
…
In the university dormitory building.
The other roommates haven't come back yet. A fat guy opened the game and couldn't match anyone for a long time. He went directly to the next door dormitory and shouted: "Brothers, what are you doing? Let's masturbate together."
"Pull up your butt, let's watch the Lantern Festival party."
"What's there to see at the Lantern Festival Party?"
"You know what, this year's Lantern Festival Gala is directed by Shao Yang, and the thief Gou Ba is very good-looking."
"How beautiful is it?"
"Open Weibo and look. Almost every program is on the hot search list."
"Is it so exaggerated?"
"Watch it yourself if you don't believe me."
"Then I'll go back and take a look."
…
On the subway.
"Brother, can you borrow a power bank to use? My phone is out of battery."
"Sorry, my phone is almost out of battery."
"You are also watching the Lantern Festival Party."
"Well, are you looking at this too?"
"Yes, the classmates are all talking about this."
"Then let's watch together."
"thank you."
…
Word of mouth exploded.
One spreads to ten, and ten spreads to a hundred.
Many people who had never cared about the Lantern Festival Party turned on their TVs, computers, and mobile phones to watch this year's Lantern Festival Party on the recommendation of relatives and friends.
Ratings are rising.
There are also more and more people participating in online live broadcasts.
After Hu Qi came off the stage, the next program was Fang Qingping's stand-up comedy "Universe Brand Cigarettes".
Shaoyang gave him nine minutes to speak alone on the stage for nine minutes.
The pressure is tremendous.
But fortunately, Fang Qingping was strong enough professionally and had an orderly rhythm, so he still managed to capture these nine minutes perfectly.
And then.
"Now please enjoy the song "The Girl Opposite Look Over", performed by: Liu Jing, Liu Shaoheng, Situ Jiahe."
The host has just finished introducing the program.
In front of the TV.
TFBOYS fans went crazy.
"Ahhh! It's TFBOYS!"
"The wait is here, the wait is finally here."
"Liu Shaoheng, mother loves you."
"Liu Jing!!!"
"..."
The three of them came on stage, and the backup dancers also came on stage at the same time.
At the same time, song information appears in the lower left corner.
The girl opposite looks over
Lyricist: Shaoyang
Composer: Shaoyang
Arranger: Shaoyang
Vocals: Liu Jing, Liu Shaoheng, Situ Jiahe
"It's Shaoyang's song again."
"What song is this tonight?"
"Too many to count."
"Tonight is another night of consecration of gods in Shaoyang."
"Really awesome."
"..."
Dynamic music comes to mind.
The three of them took turns singing.
"Well! The girl opposite looks over
look over look over
The performance here is wonderful
Please don't pretend to ignore me
The girl opposite looks over
look over look over
Don't be frightened by my appearance
Actually I'm cute
…”
In front of the TV.
"Oh my god!"
"Going crazy, really going crazy."
"I saw it!"
"so cute."
"I feel aroused."
When three young and handsome boys sing a song like "Look at the Girl Opposite" on stage, they are extremely 'destructive' to the fans.
I believe that as soon as this song is finished, one more hot search term will be added to the Weibo hot list.
At this moment.
In front of the TV, both the Spring Festival Gala directing team and the staff related to the Spring Festival Gala were all silent.
No comparison.
There's no comparison at all.
Even the Spring Festival Gala cannot achieve this kind of influence that immediately becomes a trending topic after the program ends.
But the Lantern Festival Party did it.
Zhao An opened Weibo silently and deleted the Weibo post he had posted before.
Then I also uninstalled Weibo.
Next is the magic show "The Lost Coin". This show was also chosen by Shaoyang for a long time.
The reason why I chose this magic trick is that it does not require a sitter.
After the magic show of the Spring Festival Gala every year, people complain that the host or the audience is used as a shill.
But this show does not require the help of others. It is performed entirely by one person, which naturally eliminates this situation.
From the shocked eyes of the audience, it can be seen that this magic show was very successful.
The host came on stage and said a series of words.
Next program: dance "Only This Green".
Dancers come on stage.
The entire stage was transformed again through technical means, and the dry ice on the ground also played a role. The entire stage was filled with fairy air, as if in the clouds and mist.
Someone who has directed a show.
and those who have never directed a show.
Everyone was dumbfounded after seeing this dance.
"this!"
"How did this happen!"
"Fuck, I'm getting goosebumps!"
"The hairs on my head stood up."
"When I saw this dance, a poem naturally popped into my mind: I saw how charming the green mountains are, and I thought I should be like this in the green mountains!"
"I couldn't understand it, but I was shocked."
"Majestic atmosphere!"
"It's really beautiful and in line with the aesthetics of the Chinese nation."
“You can always trust Shaoyang when it comes to aesthetics.”
"The opening show is Tang Dynasty, and this show is about Song Dynasty makeup. Shaoyang really put his heart into it. No wonder he said he was preparing a big move a month in advance..."
"This year's Lantern Festival Festival can be used to confer gods."
"..."
Towards the end, the entire stage used 3D projection technology to make green mountains and green waters appear before our eyes.
Several lines of ink characters appeared on the huge background screen.
"No name, no title, just this one volume, green for thousands of years, boundless mountains and rivers."
The audience burst into applause.
The applause was endless.
After this dance, there are two more songs, and then...
"Let us enjoy the sketch "Not Short of Money""
Zhao Shanhai took Lu Yaya onto the stage.
at the same time.
Program information appears in the lower left corner.
Not short of money.
Screenwriter: Shao Yang
Director: Zhao Shanhai, Shao Yang
Performers: Zhao Shanhai, Bi Laoye, Xiao Shen Yang, Lu Yaya
"The scriptwriter of the sketch is actually Shao Yang?"
"I'm a good boy, he can do everything."
"I have some foundation in comedy scripts before, so it shouldn't be a problem to write a sketch."
"It's started, it's started."
…
Scottish theme hotel.
Zhao Shanhai: "Here we are, this is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, Scottish Flirting."
"Hahaha" the audience burst into laughter
Lu Yaya: "Grandpa, you read it wrong, that Scottish sentiment."
Zhao Shanhai: "Ah, Qingqiao, then let's eat like this."
Lu Yaya: "Grandpa, this family is very expensive."
Zhao Shanhai: "We have brought money, more than 30,000 yuan, where is the bag?"
Lu Yaya: "I didn't take my bag."
Zhao Shanhai: "That bag with money is a yellow bag."
Lu Yaya: "It's over, let me get on the bed."
"..."
The waiter appears.
Xiao Shenyang's weird costume won applause from the audience as soon as he appeared.
After a series of preparations, Grandpa Bi also took the stage.
The four people said one sentence to each other, and presented this sketch program almost perfectly, with constant laughter throughout the whole process.
The sketch is twenty-four minutes in total.
The audience burst into laughter more than 20 times, and normal laughter nearly 70 or 80 times. When the density is high, the audience can laugh once every two or three sentences.
The show isn't over yet.
This show has already been on the hot search list.
Fire.
Fire.
It's all on fire.
The actors at this year's Lantern Festival Gala are really in luck.
Until now.
The average ratings of the Lantern Festival Gala have risen to 13.9%. This result is already a miracle!
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