"Is it okay?"
"No, no, my face is too red."
"I drank, can't I?"
"No, no, look at your hands, they still look like pliers. Human hands have five fingers!"
"I just tuck it into my sleeves so no one can see it."
"No way, no way..."
…
Li Chuan was lying in a broken thatched hut, listening to the conversation between two little demons outside the house.
One voice was muffled and the other was shrill.
When he opened his eyes, he was Li Chuan, a migrant worker, moving bricks on the construction site. The midday sun was very hot, and his eyes were blurred by sweat. When he opened his eyes, he was Li Chuan, a scholar, a frail scholar. The moonlight shone through the holes in the roof and shone on the ground. , a piece of white forest.
He was kidnapped by these two little monsters and was going to be sacrificed to King Black Horn.
The Black Horned King eats people.
It is said that scholars are the most delicious. They have thin skin and tender meat with the aroma of books. They must be carefully steamed with water to eat.
I was originally timid, so when I heard about monsters eating people, I was so frightened that I rolled my eyes and passed out.
The two little demons who tied him panicked.
what to do? Dead human flesh is not delicious!
Catch another scholar?
Yunqiao Township is located in a remote area with a radius of hundreds of miles. Li Chuan is the only poor scholar who lives alone and is easily bullied!
The two little demons worked together for a long time, and finally came up with a good idea - hire a doctor for the scholar, prescribe two patches of medicine, relax, and wait until they meet the Black Horned King before dying!
But a new question arises: How to hire a doctor?
The red-faced man holding two pairs of large pliers was a crab spirit. He said in a sullen voice: "I wrapped up the pliers and pretended to be a disabled person. I said there was someone in the family who was sick and couldn't get up. I invited the doctor here. Why don't I just Is it done?”
"No way, no way..."
The big cock bouncing around at the feet of the red-faced man is another little demon.
The rooster's spirit is shallow and cannot change into a human being.
But when he started to make trouble, he kept saying, "No, no, I've seen people with disabled hands. It's not like you. The doctor can see through it at a glance."
This won't work, that won't work either. The crab spirit lost his patience:
"It's done! Instead of looking for a doctor, just leave this scholar here and let him destroy himself."
"Don't go there, King Black Horn. You go back to your straw nest, and I'll go to my stone cave!"
Hearing this, the rooster spirit pecked the crab spirit's trousers, and said earnestly, "It's impossible, it's impossible. If you don't become a disciple of King Black Horn, you won't be able to get the method of cultivation, you won't be blessed, you won't be able to increase your lifespan, and you'll be dead in three to five years." Turning into a handful of dust, wouldn’t you and I have gained our wisdom in vain?”
"At that point, what's the difference between us and the roosters fighting in the nest or the crabs lying in the mud?"
Crab Spirit was persuaded once again.
He held his breath and concentrated again, and worked hard again, finally turning the pliers into hands.
Although the four fingers except the thumb are together and unable to open, the back of the hand, wrist and fingers are all intact.
After swaying left and right for inspection, the rooster nodded reluctantly, "It's done, you go and find the doctor now. I'll watch the scholar here..."
Before the cock spirit finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He twisted his neck and saw Li Chuan standing by the door, watching them quietly.
…
Soon after Li Chuan woke up, he moved to the door with his weak body.
He wanted to see how terrifying those two little demons were, that they could scare the original body to death.
At first glance, I was disappointed.
The rooster spirit did not grow nine chicken heads and ten chicken feet, nor did it have hundreds of eyes on its wings. It just could talk and was larger than ordinary roosters.
The man transformed from the crab spirit even looks quite honest.
Li Chuan lamented that the original person was too courageous!
After one person, two demons, and three pairs of eyes looking at each other for a long time, the rooster spirit broke the silence.
He said: "Very good, very good. There is no need to find a doctor. Scholar, come with us quickly."
Li Chuan weakly held the door, "I'm hungry. If I don't eat something, I will starve to death."
When he said the word "death", he deliberately emphasized his tone.
starve?
die?
Can't die!
The cock spirit reacted immediately and said: "Third brother, just watch him, I'll get him some food!"
The crab spirit responded and took two big steps to reach Li Chuan.
Then, Li Chuan saw the rooster spread its wings and flew low and fluttering. In the blink of an eye, he ran into the rice fields not far away and disappeared from sight.
Li Chuan thought deeply, wouldn't this rooster peck a few earthworms for himself?
While thinking about it, he took a few steps back into the house and sat down on the thatch pile.
Take a rest.
My body is too weak. After standing for a while, my limbs become sore and I feel dizzy.
The crab spirit followed closely behind, looking wary.
Upon seeing this, Li Chuan said: "Brother Crab, you should also sit down and have a rest. I am a helpless scholar and hungry. Even if I escape, how far can I escape?"
After hearing what Li Chuan said, Crab Spirit felt that it made sense.
So he sat down opposite Li Chuan, his eyes bright, his body tense, ready to go.
The hand he finally conjured turned into pliers again - whenever Li Chuan did anything wrong, he would use the pliers to take him down.
Li Chuan raised his head, the moon was so round.
He asked: "Brother Crab, don't you know what to call me?"
The crab spirit said: "My name is Pang San."
"Where's Brother Rooster?"
"Gonger."
"Then you should have an older brother, right?"
"Yes, Wu Da."
"where is he?"
"Once the second brother drank too much and pecked the eldest brother to death."
Could it be that Wu Da is a centipede?
Li Chuan thought about the naming rules of these two little demons, and suddenly felt that the three of them were quite honest.
As long as he doesn't run away, ask whatever you want.
So he asked: "When did you become a spirit?"
"In the spring."
"After becoming a sperm, will you eat people?"
"Never eaten."
"Then do you know any female fairies?"
…
In the middle of a casual chat,
The third person talked to Li Chuan about many things.
For example, although Gong Er cannot transform, he is the oldest and knows the most. He becomes better with age.
For example, the third demon was only born for a few months. He became a spirit after biting a stone in a pond.
For example, the Black-Horned King they were going to take refuge with was a black rhinoceros spirit. It was said that he had an extraordinary origin. Ten years ago, he occupied a Xuanshui Mountain a hundred miles away. He called himself the Black-Horned King, and he recruited many disciples. He was majestic. The government organized manpower to encircle and suppress him many times, but failed every time.
While talking, Gong Er came back.
He held his neck high, wrapped his wings around a food box, and walked forward with his paws criss-crossing.
After walking in front of Li Chuan, he put down the food box and said in a sharp voice: "Eat quickly, eat quickly, so you can go on your way after eating."
Li Chuan opened the food box and saw that there were two plates on the upper layer, one of steamed duck and one of minced fish, and two steamed buns and a bowl of egg custard on the lower layer.
I don’t know which family this male was stolen from.
Smelling the aroma, Li Chuan became even hungrier.
He grabbed the steamed bun in one hand and chopsticks in the other, and began to eat it.
The wind and the remaining clouds.
