Jia Yun hugged Daiyu and sighed and said with a smile: "Idiot, idiot! You have always been a smart person, why do you say such stupid things today? If I betray you, I will be punished by heaven and earth."
When Dai Yu heard this, she immediately stretched out her hand to cover Jia Yun's mouth and said, "Bah, bah, bah, you'll get rid of this bad luck.
I won't let you die.
If you die, do you have to let me live as a widow for you?
I don't want to be a widow. "
Jia Yun smiled and said: "I just said that, why should Madam take it seriously? Are you not angry now?"
Daiyu replied: "I begged for mercy just now, but now I'm even more ruthless."
With that said, he reached out and hugged Jia Yun, getting close to each other.
Daiyu's head was nestled in Jia Yun's arms, and she said with a smile: "Good husband, I don't dare to do that anymore."
Seeing this, Jia Yun smiled and said, "I'll let you off this time. I'll just smell your sleeves."
As he said that, he pulled his sleeves over his face and couldn't stop smelling it.
Daiyu snatched the hand away, confused and shy, and said: "This is not good. Where can such a thing happen?"
Jia Yun smiled and said, "That's all. Let's just lie down and talk in a polite manner."
Saying that, he looked at Daiyu again.
Daiyu also looked at Jia Yun.
This time, Daiyu reached out and took off the embroidered handkerchief from her waist, and covered her face with it, as if she was pretending to be a bride again.
When Jia Yun saw this, she made some romantic and witty remarks.
Daiyu was so embarrassed by Jia Yun that she just hid and ignored people.
With that said, Jia Yun asked Daiyu: "Madam, how old were you when you came to Beijing? What sights and monuments did you see on the way? What are the ruins, stories, local customs and folk customs in Yangzhou Prefecture?"
Daiyu still didn't answer.
Jia Yun had no choice but to take action herself, taking away the embroidered handkerchief from Daiyu's head and releasing Daiyu's seal.
Only then did Daiyu come back.
It turned out that Daiyu was playing a game with Jia Yun, acting like a fool. As long as Jia Yun didn't take off the embroidered handkerchief on her face, she would ignore them.
Now that Jia Yun took off her embroidered handkerchief, Daiyu looked at Jia Yun intelligently and said, "Husband, this lake is unique."
Jia Yun pondered: "Bao Bao Lake in Yangzhou Prefecture? I have heard of the reputation of this place.
The salt industry in Yangzhou Prefecture is prosperous, but the center of the Slender West Lake has become silted up due to its age.
Salt merchants funded dredging and built many pavilions on the east and west coasts.
I think this must be a very beautiful scenery. "
Daiyu smiled and said: "That's natural. If we have time in the future, it would be great for us to go there together."
Jia Yun smiled: "There will be opportunities in the future. When the time comes, let the sisters go together."
Daiyu smiled slightly when she heard this, but said nothing. The smile on her face was not concealed, she should still be happy.
Suddenly, Jia Yun remembered an interesting story and coaxed Daiyu: "Hey!
Madam, look at my memory.
There is a big story in your Yangzhou Yamen, do you know? "
Daiyu saw that what Jia Yun said was solemn and stern, so she took it as the truth and asked, "What's the matter?"
When Jia Yun asked, she suppressed her laughter and blurted out: "There is a Daishan Mountain in Yangzhou. There is a Linzi Cave on the mountain."
Daiyu smiled and said: "Husband, you are just lying and talking nonsense to deceive me. I have lived in Yangzhou Prefecture for many years, and I have never heard of this matter? This is why Jilai has never heard of this mountain."...
Jia Yun said: "There are many mountains and rivers in the world, how do you know these things? Wait until I finish talking, then you can criticize."
Daiyu pondered, thinking a little in her heart, and felt that what Jia Yun said made sense.
There are countless mountains and rivers in the world, and it is normal for one or two unknown hills to appear occasionally.
Daiyu said, "Husband, please tell me carefully, what's different about that place?"
Jia Yun followed her words and made nonsense: "It turned out that there were a group of rat spirits in Linzi Cave.
On the seventh day of the twelfth lunar month of that year, the old rat came to the throne to discuss matters, because he said: "Tomorrow is Laba Festival, and everyone in the world makes Laba porridge." Now we are short of fruits in the cave, so we must take advantage of this to rob some.
So he pulled out a command arrow and sent a capable young man to inquire.
After a while, I reported back: "I have completed my inspections and inquiries in various places, but the temple at the foot of the mountain has the most fruit."
The old man asked: "How many kinds of rice are there? How many kinds of fruits are there?"
Xiaohuo said: "The rice and beans are in a warehouse, which is unforgettable."
There are five kinds of fruits: one red date, two chestnuts, three peanuts, four water chestnuts, and five-spice taro.
After hearing this, Lao Siu was overjoyed and immediately went to order Siu.
Nai pulled out his arrow and asked, "Who is going to steal the rice?"
As soon as it was consumed, he was ordered to steal rice.
He then drew his commanding arrow and asked, "Who is going to steal the beans?"
Another customer was ordered to steal the beans.
Then one by one they all received their orders and went away.
There was only one kind of taro left, so he drew his arrow and asked, "Who is going to steal the taro?"
I saw a very small and very weak Xiaoxiao responded: "I am willing to steal taro."
Seeing him like this, the old minister and other ministers feared that he was inexperienced and cowardly, so they did not allow him to go.
Xiao Xiang said: "Although I am young and weak, I have boundless magic, sharp tongue, and far-reaching ingenuity. This one is even more clever than what they stole."
The crowd hurriedly asked: "How can we be more skillful than them?"
Xiao Hu said: "I don't want to imitate them and just steal. I just changed my body and turned into a taro. I rolled in the taro pile so that no one could see or hear me. But I secretly used the clone method to carry it, and gradually It's all done. Wouldn't it be more clever than just stealing?
After hearing this, everyone said: "It's wonderful, but I don't know how to change it. You can change it first and let's see."
Xiaoxiao listened and said with a smile: "This is not difficult, just wait for me to change."
After saying that, he changed his mind and turned into the most beautiful young lady.
The crowd laughed and said: "It's wrong, it's wrong." It was said that someone could turn into a fruit, but how could he turn into a lady?
Xiaoxiao showed up and said with a smile: "I said you have never seen the world, and you only recognize this fruit as taro, but you don't know that Mr. Lin's lady, and Mr. Yun's wife, is the real fragrant jade in the world." "
After listening to Jia Yundou's words, Daiyu turned over and climbed up, holding Jia Yun down and laughing: "I'll chew you up!"
I knew you were making up nonsense to deceive me. "
After saying that, he pinched Jia Yun and begged again and again, saying: "My dear madam, please spare me, I don't dare to do it anymore!
Because I smelled your fragrance, I suddenly remembered this story. "
Daiyu smiled and said: "You confused people, deceived my heart, and said you were a good person. Bah, what kind of story is that? It turned out to be nonsense to deceive girls.
However, husband, you are good at coaxing people.
Say, did you deceive Sister Bao like this?
I'm still wondering how someone as smart and talented as Sister Bao came to our house early to become a daughter-in-law. It's because of your clever mouth. "
After saying this, Jia Yun turned over and pressed Lin Daiyu under her again, and asked with a smile: "Who said this is not an allusion? I said yes, it is. If not, you can also tell me an allusion and let me listen. listen."
