Give some, give some, no shame.
No, it's really embarrassing.
When he spread out the newspaper, Lu Ping'an glanced at it and almost straightened up. His mind was filled with replays of classic quotations.
Above this are the naked bodies of several men.
Yes, the male human looked so familiar that he made Lu Ping'an look stupid.
These three people were in a cage, surrounded by reporters taking pictures. Some were wearing underwear, some were wearing nothing at all, some had serious expressions, some were silent, and one was covering his face and crying.
".'Shocked! There are primitive ape creatures infiltrating among us', what the hell is this title!"
Obviously, these were three unlucky guys who were exposed, and judging from the police officers behind them, they were probably not captured by professionals.
".This creature actually has no feathers or hair. It is shockingly ugly, but it doesn't seem to be aggressive."
"The hairless monkeys tried to rob a jewelry street store, but were caught red-handed by two police officers who arrived."
"Following the vine, we found the third one, but we cannot rule out that there may be a fourth or fifth one hidden between us."
Looking at the content of the article, Lu Ping'an's expression became more and more subtle. This description was like a third-rate tabloid in a horror movie, but even though it repeatedly declared the horror of this "unknown parasitic creature", just this photo was just... It gives people a full sense of humor.
"Huh? Hairless monkeys again? They are really annoying."
A voice attracted Lu Pingan's attention. It turned out to be a local clerk.
Seeing that the other person was holding a newspaper in one hand and a lunch box in the other, he must be taking a lunch break.
"Looks like this isn't the first time."
This was probably not the first thing at all. Lu Ping'an thought about it, found a reason to strike up a conversation, and asked clearly after a few times.
It turns out that the "hairless monkey" has been discovered not once or twice, but has been in the news several times in the past month.
"They seem to be intelligent creatures that use props to transform. They have happened occasionally before, but they have broken out several times recently."
"They were so poor that they actually robbed. The sheriff came three minutes later."
Hearing this, Lu Pingping felt more and more subtle.
This is a big city, which means that prices are quite high, and the cost of living is indeed not low.
If outsiders cannot adapt to the environment and their money is spent, they must find a way. But the security of this world is particularly powerful.
"It's like a group of supermen who are used to doing whatever they want. They are forced to abide by the law and cannot use their abilities. They can only work honestly to make money. Well, they seem to have no ability to work."
A higher level of social development also means that "education" has become a basic condition for employment. It is normal for a group of semi-literate people to try their best to find a way out. However, as spies, they were actually caught as thieves and became "viewing animals". The headlines make it really hard to watch.
Of course, this should be a minority. Many outstanding professionals have integrated into the surrounding environment, but occasionally the stupid things done by a few such idiots really make people's eyes dark.
".Want rescue?"
At this time, Lu Ping'an was a little hesitant. No matter what, they were all colleagues. Seeing them being executed as spies here was a bit...
".Kill? Not really. As long as they don't kill anyone, they should be just deported like the hairless monkeys before. After all, they have no legal status, and there seems to be their ship outside."
Well, let’s not treat him as a criminal at all, just as an illegal refugee.
".These idiots."
Looking at the naked men with helpless and sad faces in the photos, Lu Pingan had nothing to say.
But this also reminded Lu Ping'an and his party once again not to be exposed, otherwise the consequences may be similar to these unlucky guys. Photos that really made headlines
"Hey, isn't this 'Sui Ye' Li Da? He's quite famous."
That professional life is probably almost over.
Although he was thinking this, Lu Ping'an went to the newsstand honestly, intending to collect more jokes and news about his compatriots.
After all, there might be someone unlucky enough to take advantage of the situation and need to be rescued.
Not to mention, during this search, Lu Ping'an found a lot of people. In the past two months, twenty or thirty people were "arrested."
But after the initial hot news, it only made it to third-rate tabloids, and this is because the "disguise ring" is indeed somewhat magical.
No one was executed and most were deported.
But He seemingly verified a reality. The "Feather Clan"'s family background is strong enough, and they have no hostility towards these outsiders. This is probably the result of living a stable life for too long.
Lu Ping An noticed that on the other hand, the crime rate is low, that is, the punishments for minor offenders are quite light, and they are basically community labor or something.
“Here, it’s so comfortable that it’s disgusting”
The "beasts" in the jungle are becoming more and more unaccustomed to such a life, and become more and more anxious in their daily lives. Most of the people in the Ping An team do not have such a "peaceful" life.
You don’t need to think about fighting and progress every day, but about how to make money and work. You don’t need to be prepared for various accidents when you go out, and you don’t even need to identify lies and fraud.
"I think it's pretty good."
On the contrary, Lu Ping'an is the calmest and the most accepting of the status quo, perhaps because in his mind, this is what a normal society should look like.
Of course, there is no shortage of work to be done.
In a sense, the current situation of Lu Ping'an and his party is like the "last Qing Dynasty" arriving in "America". There is an obvious generation gap. However, if we can really "import" some, it will also be great for the disadvantaged parties. gain.
"Make more money."
Lu Ping'an has found the "exotic animal" he has been looking for. The "Six-armed Ape King" pointed to by the "Bad Ape Boxing Technique" is enjoying exhibition treatment at the local zoo. By the way, the three unlucky guys are next door and come to see them every day. There are more tourists than watching the Old Monkey King.
Since they damaged public property and slightly injured a police officer while escaping, they must first work hard to earn back their living expenses.
".In this way? Jue."
While talking and laughing, "Tourist" Lu Ping'an happily took out his modified camera to earn some business for these seniors.
He came here for a tour and took a look at the situation. He found that their situation was not bad, so he just watched it for fun.
"2600 lag? Uh, such an expensive monkey"
Don't get me wrong, Lu Pingan has no intention of buying these three "hairless monkeys", and they are not worth the price.
If Lu Ping'an hadn't been worried about being implicated by them, he could have redeemed them in just a few dozen bucks.
What he wants to buy is the old monkey king from the local zoo, which may be used as a "guided target" to be raised in the garden.
But obviously, this high-level monster is still quite expensive.
".Take it easy first."
After hesitating for a moment and considering the tragic experiences of his predecessors, Lu Ping'an felt that it was better to give the local sheriff some face, at least until he found out why they were so efficient.
The puppet's combat effectiveness is indeed very strong, but its ability to trace and solve crimes is probably the bigger problem.
At the same time, compatriots who are still lurking will become more cautious in lurking now that they have learned from the past.
This world is too evil, so it's safer to just be honest and not cross the line.
"Go and talk to them, maybe you can gain something."
After thinking about it, Lu Pingan sent Mr. A with a bitter look on his face. The facts once again proved that some agreements cannot be signed casually.
The unlucky guy who was sent out had a look of helplessness and despair on his face. He spent a long time gesticulating with the three unlucky guys through the iron rod.
Lu Pingan thought that Mr. A might be exposed, but he didn't expect that no one would care at all. In fact, who would care about the little kid gesticulating with Monkey Mountain Monkey.
Not to mention, this gesture also produced something.
The three men were almost lucky and were caught red-handed while preparing "action funds".
But they really weren't freeloaders. In order to get out of the "Monkey Mountain", they directly took out the most precious information they had.
".Intelligence about those traitors? Have they been discovered?"
(End of chapter)
