". Based on the principle of fairness and justice, we will conduct a fair competition that respects the rules and the lives of others."
The "athlete representative" on the stage swore impassionedly. Lu Pingan was yawning below, but when the TV camera came over, he looked a little more serious. He honestly wore black colored pupils today and was still wearing a uniform. Came here by myself.
Although he was quite weird, his "normal" appearance shocked his friends.
However, his efforts seem to be of no use. After all, if there are monsters and monsters in front and behind you, the human-like costume you wear to go through the motions will make you appear more abrupt and abnormal.
".Tsk, tsk, tsk, there are many strong players."
Lu Ping'an looked at the other "city teams" and found that there were not many normal humans.
He looked back and forth again. The armored warrior in front of him and the half-ghost man behind him were nothing unusual.
This is the opening scene of the "Sports Games" and one of the main meals of this year-end "feast".
Lu Ping'an came with a mission and the goal was actually one.
"You can't lose face to the ancient city. Tsk, the largest 'face war' in history, you may even have to risk your life."
Thinking of a safe journey, he became even less motivated. The camera came over and he immediately straightened up, stood firm, and even managed a smile.
Last night, my mother called me and said that the old man heard that he was going to be on TV today, and he was so excited that he didn't sleep in the middle of the night. Today, he even called his friends to watch the live broadcast. Well, this made Lu Ping'an work overtime in the middle of the night to find normal uniforms. It was a trick on his own part.
The "normal uniform" of the special service team now has been changed by Xia Qin overnight, and I'm afraid it will have to be changed back.
"Exhibition match for under-30s?"
Everyone knows that the sports meeting is just a pretense, and the real goal is to "show the sword" and show strength to intimidate the same kind.
The expo in the convention center next door is doing the same thing, with each district and city occupying its own exhibition hall.
Some are showing off their battle results, some are showing off their new-era technologies and products, and some are directly taking out the latest welfare taxation and talent introduction policies. It would be a pity that the scene has become a talent introduction event. Only small cities can do this. The possibility of “jumping out of the competition”.
It is said that there was some "small friction" between the Changping City Exhibition Area and the Ancient City Exhibition Area yesterday. The two parties "exchanged each other's opinions" directly and physically and "kindly greeted each other's families and parents."
When Lu Ping'an heard about it, he thought it was a rumor. He didn't expect that this kind of competition between cities would turn out to be so tasteless in the end.
"Have you heard? The people from the ancient city sent people disguised as drunken gangsters to come to our exhibition area to throw ink. Whose gangster is a high-level professional?"
"Haha, a bunch of bastards, the Changping people said privately that our 'Feizhou Auto' is a three-no product. It can't leave the city without permission from other cities. They bought an auto repair shop in other areas that doesn't have technical warranty. Until now. The backup energy source site has not been fixed yet, which is a big mistake.”
".Isn't this all true?"
"It's true that we can't say it! They posted it online and attacked the flagship products and iconic companies we brought here. How can we bear this?!"
The "communication" between the two parties was too direct, and after mingling in a physical sense, the expo was shut down for an afternoon.
Most of the time was not used for maintenance of the venue, but for quarrels and agreements. In short, when it reopened today, the splashed ink was cleaned up, the online attack posts were gone, and there were high-level professionals on both sides of the booth. Squatting, looking at each other boredly but not daring to leave.
"Forget this competition, let's not mention it."
All kinds of "interesting stories" like "children fighting" are constantly happening. Changping originally had the advantage and overcame the others, but this time the central government commended the ancient city and other four cities for their "great achievements" and issued a document to establish an economic demonstration zone. Well, although it feels a bit like provoking trouble, now Gucheng and the others are indeed very motivated and want to get rid of the restrictions of Changping in all aspects.
In this case, how could he obey the other party's arrangements honestly?
You sell Gucheng jade cigarettes, and I sell Changping stone cigarettes next door. No? The brand is now made.
You build and sell cars, and I will introduce cash transportation equipment from other states. In short, I cannot let you be too successful in this "show".
The conflict between the two parties naturally "escalated" in various senses. Changping, as the organizer, took the lead in using some underhanded tactics.
Are you saying that the items on display in my counter are too dangerous to be displayed? The display stand can't be left in vain. I immediately hired two people, a clown and a Batman, to perform live wrestling to attract customers. If Batman wears something else besides underwear and a hood, then the clown shouldn't hold his opponent and kiss him violently. As for the police being called to seize it.
Well, if you don’t let me exhibit properly, then everyone will be exhibited.
The most outrageous thing is that the police officer was beaten by his colleagues. The person who beat him had a higher police rank than him and was an ancient city police officer specially transferred to duty.
The two sides first exchanged insults, then quoted scriptures to show their understanding of the public security laws (vs.), and finally started a human wave hedging in the name of "reasonable competition between brotherly units". Well, there was a combat special agent hidden in the ancient city, so we won. .
Then the special agent was dragged out by the other party's agent for a "fight".
In short, the scene was chaotic, and the two sides showed the level of cats and dogs fighting, and kindergarten children squirting, which perfectly demonstrated what "peaceful competition between regions" means.
"...We are the strongest." Even Lu Ping'an still had these naughty kids talking to each other.
"The capital of Changping Prefecture should naturally be Changping, otherwise people will laugh at me if I tell you about it."
"Isn't the person being laughed at a Changping person? It has nothing to do with us people in the ancient city."
"Actually, we can change the name to Guchengzhou, which sounds better."
The "young representatives" who are now standing next to each other are also "greeting" each other clearly.
Lu Ping'an, who pretends to be serious but is actually distracted, is considered a clean slate.
"Hey, it's boring enough." Lu Ping'an sighed helplessly. When a cat and dog fight, a normal person would hide as far away as they want.
Although he is an upright Gucheng native from Miao Hong in all aspects, he really doesn’t have much personal experience with the “contradiction” between Gucheng and Changping, the existence of “pollution” and the “blood-sucking” between various cities. and "being sucked blood" turned into a life and death competition.
The two sides have traced their origins for a long time, but due to various reasons, it is difficult to directly engage in conflict. However, I don’t know how much private friction there is. It was only in the past few years that Chang Ping was strong and put pressure on all the cities in the state capital, so there was relative peace.
This time, there is actually no difference from before.
High-level combat power is a powerful weapon for the country and cannot be used casually for competition. If they really fight to the death, no one can afford the battle losses.
The two sides naturally carried out "restricted competition" and "agent competition", and "children" and "next generation" are both more suitable content of the competition.
Therefore, this sports meeting inexplicably added an "Individual Competition for Under Thirty Years Old". Because we couldn't find a suitable competition format, we simply created an "exhibition competition" format.
But everyone knows that this is how they compete with the "younger generation" and compete for chips in the future.
This is only one aspect of the competition, but it is the most intuitive. Both the winner and the loser will be on TV. Who can afford the humiliation of defeat.
Even the "temporary license examination" was involved, and it was given the meaning of a "competition". There are already gambling games in the black market, and people are betting on which city's native place can get the most licenses.
But unfortunately, Lu Pingan was not only involved in this boring cat-dog war, but also a very important part of it.
"You just had a safe trip?"
"Hey, let's give it a try"
Lu Ping'an himself can't even remember how many people scratched his neck and pointed fingers at him, and he would go back to the first few with gestures.
Now he is too lazy. He is holding a cardboard with a middle finger on it. When someone comes to provoke someone, he lazily raises the cardboard middle finger to fight back.
"Uh, it seems like I'm already very famous?"
After rejecting another invitation for an off-site brawl, Lu Pingan realized belatedly that he seemed to have become a thorn in the side of many competitors.
(End of chapter)
