"Let me go, and I can give you invincible power. I am a quasi-god, just one step away from ascending to heaven. If it weren't for the special environment of the 'Ascension Ceremony', and all the secret keepers in the entire city put together, this wouldn't be possible. Stop me."
"Haha, will this allow me to live until next year?"
Strength or something? Can it be eaten? Don’t always try to hit or kill anyone. Now is a civilized and harmonious society.
"...I can give you the wealth accumulated over thousands of years, and I can make your life like an emperor."
"Haha, will this allow me to live until next year?"
It's tempting to die after having too much fun, but that's it. I'm just an ordinary otaku. It costs a few dollars to play games and watch anime. Wouldn't it be more fun to invite a group of maids to pretend to be sisters and play games with me? .....Well, it seems that I can really try it. Can I keep it in the account and pay it after half a year?
"...I can teach you the charm of infatuation, so that you can have the lover of your dreams. No, I can directly enhance your charm, so that mortal women cannot resist your temptation!"
"Tsk, tsk, will this allow me to survive next year?"
Ha, a three-dimensional girl? No interest...definitely not because I don't want to drag others down.
"...Lu Ping'an, don't always be half a year and half a year! I tell you honestly, the 'countdown of life' is the price you pay for obtaining superpowers, it is your own curse, and it is impossible for anyone. Save you, even the great mother of life. If you change the conditions, money, beauty, and power are all fine. You let me go. Otherwise, after half a year, you die and I come out. You, a mortal, always have someone who cares about you. Well, relatives, friends..."
"Tsk, tsk, will this allow you to live until next year?"
Thank you for your reminder! I almost forgot.
"Isn't this okay...Wait a minute! What do you mean by 'you'? Are you going to take me away when you die?! We have no grievances..."
As she spoke, Chris's voice became softer and softer, and she also became dizzy. Originally, she might have no grievances, but if the threat continues, wouldn't the hatred become bigger.
"Stop making noise! You're interrupting my game!"
At this time, Lu Ping'an was lying in his small room with the door locked, the computer was downloading crazily, and the TV was also playing games.
He is super busy. On one side are game consoles and new games that have been in stock for half a year. On the other side are classic anime and new episodes that he has accumulated. On the other side are the delicacies that he wants to eat but dare not eat these days.
The floor was already covered with empty carbonated cans of the "King of Impurity". He had fried chicken legs in one hand and ice cream in the other, and his chin was full of oil, and he would say something delicious from time to time.
How would a person who is likely to die in half a year approach life?
Will he try to face the cruel fate with a smile, will he seize every second to create a splendid life, or will he...
"I touched it, it's broken, and it can't be rolled up! Since everything you do will be over within half a year, why can't you live more relaxedly in the rest of your life?"
There may be heroes who will die tomorrow but can still shine brightly today, but obviously Lu Ping'an is just an ordinary person.
Personality and consciousness are shaped by experience and memory. Lu Pingan in his previous life was just a mortal, a salted fish who tried to jump but still couldn't jump out of the pond.
"This superpower is awesome. Although it can't save my life, it allows me to get rid of the pain temporarily and I can have a good time."
"Ha, I'm not posing. I can gain experience by sitting still. How can I call it posing? I'm just hanging up to gain experience."
So, Xianyulu happily served the dishes.
"It feels so good, the iced Coke feels so good, woo woo woo, I haven't touched it in half a year... By the way, Chris, I really need your help with something."
Suddenly, Lu Pingan stopped, hesitated for a moment, and asked.
"Mortals, what do you want? Whether you want power or wealth, I can give it..."
Chris was instantly pleasantly surprised. This was the first time she was actively summoned by her "master". Could she still be saved?
"...I'm sorry to say it, but I do have some needs."
"Haha, you really changed your mind?! I've seen enough of the greedy desires of mortals. This is human nature and the cornerstone of civilization evolution. Tell me, I can satisfy you except for 'half a year'!"
Hearing this, Lu Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief. It was good to have an easy-to-talk "portable grandpa". I wonder if other time traveler protagonists have also encountered their own embarrassment.
"Great, my desire is very simple and a little difficult to express."
"Haha, I have seen the desires of people, no matter how ugly they are. You have seen my festival and my secret realm. It is my greatest pleasure to open up that magnificent human skin and see what monsters and monsters are inside. Come on, let me Look at what kind of ugly and dirty desires you have deep inside your heart! Human beings are just a treasure chest full of desires and greed. Come on, let me see what kind of ugly and dirty desires there are under your mortal appearance. desire......"
Lu Pingan took a deep breath. As expected, this thing cannot be released to harm others. He must remember to take her with him when he leaves. But now, he does ask her to do a favor to satisfy his unbearable needs... ....
"...Um, I want to read the book, can you avoid it?"
"What? A notebook? What is that?"
"Chris" looked confused. Is this some new riddle or fable?
"It is a treasure of mankind, the tenth art of the new era, a crystallization of love and beauty created by artists who risked going to jail. It is... well, I can't make it up anymore, let me show it to you. .”
With that said, Lu Pingan opened the display screen, clicked on the folder being downloaded, and then opened a subfolder...
"...Human! %...&%*, play with me,..."
A bunch of angry emotions and messy characters filled his heart. Lu Pingan directly blocked it with the "master" permission, and then actually clicked on the .jpg. After a while, he opened the contact line again, and it was really quiet. Just like on the sea, it has been hung up over there.
"Tsk, it's finally calmed down. I'm a mortal all day long. I have desires for life and so on. I haven't graduated from Chuunibyou yet. The most annoying thing is this forced binding. It doesn't stop all day long... .”
In a sense, Kris-chan is already dead. She encountered headwinds after her ascension ceremony failed and lost everything.
But because Lu Pingan inherited her "world", the secret realm lost its source and should have collapsed. However, that world needed an instrument spirit stabilizer, so its soul was preserved. She became Lu Pingan's possessed spirit... ..Carry grandpa with you.
However, this "carrying grandpa" suggestion obviously has no good intentions.
"...Go to a sacrificial ceremony and get a few thousand sacrifices, you can make the mother goddess happy and gain more lifespan...You really think I am a fool. And you said Live for hundreds of years and then sleep again?"
Today, the relationship between Lu Ping'an and Chris is quite subtle. In a sense, they can be regarded as "living and dying together."
It's the kind of "co-existence" that once Chris's existence is leaked to the outside world, Lu Ping'an is dead, and she is gone too.
And once Lu Ping'an is sure that he can't survive, he will definitely take Kris-chan with him to "die together".
But from another perspective, she has been completely bound to Lu Pingan. She cannot leave the "courtyard" and is isolated from the outside world. She has become Lu Pingan's only being who can tell the whole truth and question his opinions.
"Blood sacrifices, magic potions, taboo objects, there is nothing wrong with the information Xia Qin gave. Chris is really a cult leader."
But now, Chris's suggestions are either aimed at killing herself or turning herself into a public enemy of mankind. She can't believe a word of it.
The more tempting she is, the more guarded she becomes by giving way to Ping An.
"Sure enough, this 'Eagle' still needs to endure for a while... Let's do it by ourselves first. Her opinions can't be trusted at all now."
Lu Ping'an is a newcomer who has just stepped into the extraordinary world, and he is also a traveler in a different world who lacks "common sense". He really needs a guide.
Step by step according to Sister Xia's arrangements? Too slow, he didn't have that time.
With such a quasi-god-level "grandpa" to guide and help with cheating, Lu Ping'an also felt that his survival rate would be much higher.
But now the master and the servant are still in the "running-in period", the kind where they both want to wear each other to death...
During this period, Lu Ping'an didn't want to expose too many of his own needs, and tormented the other person to "suffer" each other, so that it would be easier to get along with him in the long term.
How could a quasi-god look down on mortals? She needed some time to adapt to the reverse position of master and slave.
Humiliation, teasing, and teasing are the "big meals" prepared by Lu Ping'an for her to help her quickly figure out her current position and who is the boss, and also help her vent her inner anxiety and unhappiness... ..After getting angry, you will always be more rational, haha, maybe even more explosive.
"She's not stupid. She should understand after a few more struggles... It just depends on when she really calms down. Then it's time to communicate."
Put away the game console, take out the schoolbag on the side, and start preparing for today's homework.
He put it out, but not completely. Some of the things he really wanted to play with and eat, and some were just for Chrissy-chan who took the initiative to contact him.
Only by asking for nothing and not caring can you gain more advantages and initiative in negotiations.
No, she started to take the initiative to make conditions for herself, she was anxious!
"Although time is very tight, Yaoying cannot be rushed. Let's tease her for a few months before we start talking. It's quite interesting to see her expression of being constantly angry but unable to bite me."
Xia Qin and relevant departments put forward requirements for Luping - "orderly and positive growth and progress under the supervision of official organizations."
But Lu Pingping has no habit of leaving the future to fate and others.
"... Of the six first-class 'Night Watch Training Schools' in this city, only one is public. With my current level, it is basically impossible to be admitted."
If you fail to pass the "official accreditation agency" and gain more autonomy, it is not a matter of simply waiting for another half a year.
Lu Ping An's movements are now restricted, and he has to report when he goes out to buy groceries. From the perspective of Lu Ping An, who is eager to go out for fun... and find a way to survive due to limited time, this is a life-and-death restriction.
Opening the professional information and teaching materials obtained by Sister Xia again, Lu Ping'an knew that he probably couldn't handle it through normal methods.
"Three years of college entrance examination, five years of simulation, and ten years of professional secret keeper qualification examination questions essence." 》
There is really no title here. When you open the booklet, you will see that it is densely packed with words and pictures. It is really a college entrance examination exercise.
A school bag of papers, stacked together as thick as six dictionaries, is just a mock monthly exam for the first year of high school.
"Runner?" Watcher? Tamer? Don’t always focus on the popular ones, the one that suits you is the best! How to choose the most suitable starting point for you from fifty-three common paths according to your awakening ability! 》
Ha, fifty-three ways? Just a casual calculation, there are at least a thousand superpowers and professional skills? Just memorizing it is not something that can be done in a short time. It also requires various practical understandings and experiences. It is best to have a professional instructor explain it to you.
"Secret Realm Survival Code (Beginner's Edition)": If you survive, you will win if your powers are awakened. 》
You are useless! Master, you have awakened! What? You also have to take the exam, which is extremely difficult. You need to answer application questions and scenario essays. I%&...%!
These books, which should be classified as fantasy, have book numbers and covers. They are obviously tools from a regular publishing house, or even special "college entrance examination" textbooks.
As a time traveler, I am completely incompetent in basic theory, and even fail to pass a lot of "common sense". However, other candidates have been preparing for at least half a year, and now there is only...
"Fifteen days are not enough to just flip through the book... It seems that we must find a few more new leeks, preferably mature ones that can move on their own.
