Not only the three Martins on the top of the trailer, but other people whose attention was originally focused on Leonardo and Nicholson also gradually moved away and turned to the strange-looking man walking alone.
Some familiar people recognized it as Shia LaBeouf.
Leonardo also looked over there: "Is this the surprise Martin said?"
Nicholson raised his hand to adjust his sunglasses and said with a smile: "Haha, that's interesting."
On the top of the trailer, Saoirse set up a tripod, stood behind and controlled the camera, saying, "He is doing performance art again."
Martin found that the shooting effect of his mobile phone was not good, so he stopped filming altogether and concentrated on watching the excitement: "The man who steals the spotlight from the entire crew is finally here."
Shia LaBeouf wears a supermarket paper bag on his head. Three holes were cut out in the bag, exposing his eyes, mouth and nose, and writing was crookedly written on the rest of the bag - I am the normal person.
The clothes on his body are made up of several belts wrapped around his chest, legs and other key parts. The belts are inlaid with metal rivets in reverse, and the long spikes stand up toward the sky, like a man with some long thorns removed. Porcupine.
There was a whip hanging on the belt behind his waist, and the whip trailed on the ground like a devil's tail.
Shia walked forward in silence, and the melon-eaters surrounding Nicholson and Leonardo automatically moved to both sides to make way for him.
"Coming for us?" Leonardo was curious: "Martin's novel activities?"
Nicholson couldn't understand: "Martin is not so perverted, is he?"
Shia came to Nicholson, plopped down, knelt on one knee on the ground, and the long thorns on his knees were inserted into the dirt ground, making his posture look particularly weird.
He took off the long whip from behind his waist and held it high: "Jack, let me join the trio of bastards!"
Nicholson had no reaction.
Leonardo dismissed it.
Shia said loudly: "Please whip me hard as a witness that I joined."
Nicholson didn't touch the whip, just smiled happily.
Wearing a paper bag on his head, Shia could see clearly. As an artist, he was ready to accept the most cruel test: "In order to prove my determination and confidence to join the bastard group, I will kneel here for a long time. Don’t make any sound or respond. You can whip me or test me in any other way. I will definitely put artistic ethics first and will never do any evasion or resistance.”
The people around were in an uproar.
Even in Hollywood, where they are accustomed to seeing all kinds of abnormalities and seeing too many neurotic words and deeds of celebrities, they were still stunned by Shia LaBeouf's magical skills.
Even Johnny Depp, that weirdo, hasn’t reached this level!
Nicholson was amused and amused.
Leonardo thought it was funny too.
But neither of them touched the whip.
Leonardo pointed to a trailer behind: "I saw Martin."
Nicholson looked back and said, "Let's go to his place and continue watching the fun."
The two men turned around and left.
Shia LaBeouf was still kneeling there, as if he didn't see the target walking away.
Nicholson turned around and took a look, and couldn't help laughing: "Where did Martin find such a great guy? It's so fun to ride a horse."
Leonardo said: "It's really a big surprise."
Arriving at the trailer, Martin and Bruce had already gotten out of the car.
Saoirse looked at Leonardo and decided to stay on top: "I'll take pictures for a while longer."
She wants to see if anyone makes a move on Shia LaBeouf.
Martin called Nicholson and Leonardo to come into the trailer together, and sat chatting in front of the window that could see over there.
"The performance artist you hired?" Leonardo has always been interested in art.
Nicholson asked: "It's not easy to find such a fool, isn't it?"
"It has nothing to do with me." Martin asked, "Don't you recognize it?"
"The man's head is completely covered in a paper bag, which is harder to recognize than Batman." Nicholson said: "How do you want us to identify him?"
Martin said directly: "Shia LaBeouf, Spielberg's godson and the leading actor in the Transformers live-action movie, where can I find such a high-end talent? He is because Blanchett particularly admires Jack and wants to give him Jack is the little brother.”
He briefly talked about Shia LaBeouf in the past few days.
Leonardo looked very interested: "What a talent. He should be sent to the San Fernando Valley."
Nicholson asked: "Do you think Spielberg would be willing to send his godson to that kind of place?"
Martin responded casually: "It's not a big problem if I'm not my biological child."
Seeing the sand sculpture still kneeling there, Leonardo asked: "What do you two think?"
"Our trio of bastards are notorious villains, elites who are good at causing trouble and messing with people, not an asylum for the insane!" Nicholson has the aura of a boss. He is both daring to cause trouble and capable of taking on responsibility.
He pointed at the paper bag man Shia LaBeouf and said: "If he joins our trio of assholes, think about what the outside world will think of us? We are not elites, not villains, but brain-dead!"
Martin agreed with his point of view: "First of all, he will seriously lower our average IQ. Based on his behavior pattern, the possibility of him being cheated is a hundred times higher than the possibility of cheating."
Leonardo said: "Also, he will seriously flatter our average appearance and reduce our attractiveness to young and beautiful women."
Leonardo said: "Also, he will seriously flatter our average appearance and reduce our attractiveness to young and beautiful women."
Both Martin and Nicholson's eyes fell on his face.
Leonardo was dissatisfied: "What do you mean? I will lower your appearance? What a joke of the century!"
Martin knocked on the table: "This is to remind you, stop developing horizontally, you will drag down our average appearance, Leo!"
Leonardo was about to refute, but Nicholson got ahead of him and said: "This Shia LaBeouf doesn't meet the requirements of our trio at all. He is just a weirdo at best and can't be a villain. Don't consider him." ”
Martin said: "Just watch it for fun."
It’s still fun to just eat melon.
Not only the melon-eaters, including the Bastard Trio, found it interesting, but also Shia LaBeouf himself.
Shia seemed to be kneeling there on one knee, but the paper bag put him into his own world, and he was as happy as a joke.
Happiness varies greatly from person to person.
The melon-eating crowd was eating Xia's big melons, while Xia was eating the melons of dozens of people.
Seeing so many idiots pointing and pointing like clowns around him, he felt that these melons were crispy and sweet.
David Fincher stood alone at the door of the studio, looking at the godson of DreamWorks, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.
He was so confused that he agreed to DreamWorks to let this idiot join the team.
David Fincher was too lazy to go over. If he was willing to kneel, he could just keep kneeling.
On the trailer, Martin pointed to the roof of the car: "Shia LaBeouf is average. The girl up there is nice and has great potential."
Leonardo rolled his eyes and raised his voice deliberately: "Martin, don't you claim to be single-minded? When did you change your taste?"
"Shut up, Leo!" Martin's voice ran out of the open window: "Soirse is a student I recognize, and I am Saoirse's teacher. You can't do it in front of a teacher. , disparaging the students he endorsed.”
Leonardo winked at Martin: "You are right, I made a mistake."
Nicholson pointed at these two bastards and said: "Since she has potential, teach her not only about acting, but most importantly, how to develop safely in Hollywood."
What he said next brought a bit of real emotion: "I'm getting older. Maybe one day I will close my eyes and kick my legs, and go see God or Satan. Then there will be one less bastard, and there will be a successor. "
Martin smiled and said: "Old bastard, don't worry, God won't accept you, Satan won't dare to accept you, they are all afraid of being fucked by us!"
On the top of the trailer, Saoirse was still filming. Listening to the words and laughter coming from time to time, she felt that these three people were not villains as rumored, but had a particularly cute side.
Especially Martin, who recognized her teacher as a really good teacher.
Saoirse Ronan, a child star, took the initiative to find Martin as a teacher. Of course her thoughts were not so simple, but she felt that she shouldn't think so much at the moment.
With Martin as a teacher, she should be able to avoid a lot of trouble in the future.
As for the trouble that comes unsolicited, Saoirse has not been afraid of it. She dared to mess with Emma Watson at Pinewood Studios!
In the afternoon, the filming was still held in the amphitheater, and it was still Martin and Cate Blanchett's scene opposite each other.
Not far away, paper bag man Shia LaBeouf is still kneeling there.
A security guard from the studio thought it was interesting and came over to take photos with him as a background.
There was also a fat female security guard who quietly ran over and wanted to take off Shia LaBeouf's pants. If he didn't resist, maybe...
David Fincher left a crew security guard in advance and scared people away.
Even if David Fincher is irritated, he can't let Shia LaBeouf really have an accident on the set.
But taking photos and stuff is no problem.
After a while, two stylists came over, and the girly girl serving Martin ordered Tina: "Put a sexier pose, he won't move anyway..."
Tina posed for various photos next to Shia LaBeouf.
The mother-in-law became angry, raised her orchid finger and said, "I didn't expect that there are people of the sixth gender in this world."
Tina didn't belong to that circle and couldn't figure it out: "I know there are three genders, how come there are six."
The girly girl gave an example: "Men, women, gays, lesbians, shemales, these are the five types that existed before."
He gently tapped the paper bag Shia LaBeouf was wearing: "Look, this is the sixth type, the paper bag man!"
Tina suddenly understood.
"Hey, Tina, hurry up and get to the set!" Saoirse shouted over here: "Blanchett is angry, saying what's so good about this idiot and asking you to hurry up and touch up her makeup."
Tina hurried back: "Didn't you just touch up your makeup?"
Saoirse put her hands in her pockets, whistled, and walked away as if nothing had happened.
Back on the set, she put aside all her thoughts and carefully observed her teacher Martin and Blanchett.
Saoirse kept in mind what Martin just said, acting is the foundation of everything, and if the foundation does not exist, other key parts cannot be discussed.
(End of chapter)
