Oscar, the ultimate award in Hollywood, has always been a dream for rich people in the industry such as Spielberg and George Lucas.
Crazy people like Daniel Day-Lewis are willing to settle in Los Angeles for two years and spend a whole year doing public relations for Oscar.
Chic and uninhibited, like Leonardo, he runs with me year after year.
"Is it okay if you don't mention running with me?" Sitting in the second row, while the camera turned away and the advertisement was playing on the big screen, Leonardo whispered to Martin: "I send you a blessing."
Nicholson revealed the essence: "Hurry and plug your ears, what Leo said must be a curse."
The three bastards have always been swaying in their internal stances, and they are all snobby people who act according to the prevailing circumstances.
Martin didn't care: "Leo, if you dare to give it away, I dare to accept it."
Leonardo said: "I wish you the best of luck in running for Oscars for ten years starting from this year."
Martin responded with the same words: "I wish you will continue to run for Oscars for ten years after running with me for ten years."
Leonardo suffered a fatal blow and subconsciously wanted to use three consecutive tricks.
Martin quickly reminded: "The Oscars live broadcast, be more serious." He deliberately said: "I won't accompany you for so long."
Leonardo glanced at Martin's side face: "With your face and figure, who among those old men wouldn't be envious and jealous? When you get older and experience more vicissitudes of life, the awards will come naturally."
But Martin said: "I will soon ruin this face, change my body shape and temperament, and make people see me as someone I am not."
Nicholson, a wallflower, turned to the other side and said, "Leo, I have a knife here. You can help Martin destroy his face."
Leonardo saw the award-winning guest coming on stage and said to Martin: "Remember this valuable experience of running with me, because you have to experience it for ten years."
Renée Zellweger, last year's Oscar winner for Best Supporting Actress, walked onto the stage, came to the microphone, and read out the names of the five nominees for Best Supporting Actor in response to what was being played on the big screen.
"Alan Arkin, Martin Davis, Djimon Hounsou, Eddie Murphy..."
She opened the envelope, took a look at it, and read out the most popular name: "Alan Arkin!"
Amidst the applause, Alan Arkin, who is already in his 70s, stood up, hugged the crew, waved to all directions, and strode onto the stage to receive the award.
Martin had known this result for a long time. His mentality was very stable, and he smiled and clapped.
Host Ellen DeGeneres came on stage and made boring American jokes. After the climax of the supporting actor and actress awards, a series of technical awards began.
These are okay, the most boring thing is the endless review session.
The core members of the Academy are getting older year by year, and the older people get, the more nostalgic they become. In recent years, the nostalgic plot of each Oscar has become longer.
Therefore, at this time of every Oscar ceremony, it is the stage with the lowest ratings.
Many viewers will not come back until the four major awards are announced.
However, there is still something to behold in nostalgia. The almost crazy ZZZQ in the future has caused the Oscar ratings and influence to fall into unprecedented underestimation, and has even become a veritable carnival for a small group of people.
Martin was drowsy, and served as an award guest during the ceremony. He presented the award for best photography and then went backstage.
The backstage was somewhat chaotic, with many behind-the-scenes staff walking around. Some award presenters and winners took the opportunity to chat, and some took the opportunity to take photos with others.
"Can we take a photo together, Martin?" A young woman with long reddish-brown hair and an assistant came over and looked at Martin expectantly: "My name is Emily Blunt. I have always been a fan of yours. I have liked you since "Zombie Gigolo" and even learned the zombie machine gun dance."
While speaking, she also made a few twisting and hip movements in cooperation: "I have never been able to do it that fast."
Although these were very familiar, Martin nodded: "Okay."
Emily Blunt jumped over happily, grabbed Martin's arm, and gestured to the assistant.
The assistant quickly took pictures and took several pictures in succession.
"Thank you, Martin." Emily said happily.
Martin seemed to see his former self: "You're welcome."
She quickly left here and found George Clooney again. After some similar words, she took a photo with George Clooney.
Although he has gained a little fame, it is too difficult for a young star to get to the top, and it cannot be achieved by just taking off his clothes.
Martin didn't ask Emily Blunt where he learned his true biography. He went to the bathroom and when he came out, he turned to the corridor and prepared to go to the hall.
At the entrance to the hall, he met Anne Hathaway.
Anne cut her hair short and had a heroic short hair. As soon as she saw Martin, she thought of the two breaking up.
The best love was suddenly destroyed by oneself.
Anne murmured: "Martin..."
Martin nodded: "Good evening, Anne, you are as beautiful as ever."
Anne asked, "Can we find some time to talk alone?"
Martin pointed to his watch: "The Best Actor award is coming soon, and my brother has been nominated."
Anne was stunned for a moment and immediately understood that Martin was talking about Leonardo. The names of the three villain brothers were already being circulated in Hollywood.
"Let's talk another day." Martin entered the hall.
Seeing Martin walk away, Annie's eyes went dark, and she quickly held on to the wall, feeling regretful: "The best love was ruined by me, ruined!"
She thought of Martin's scandals and felt heartbroken again: "Because of me, he no longer believes in love and turned into a playboy. It's all my fault!"
Anne was in pain and didn't want to go back, so she simply turned and walked towards the door.
Who is her age in Hollywood who can compare to Martin?
The more Annie thought about it, the more painful it became.
Martin returned to his seat, and Reese Witherspoon, the previous Best Actress winner, read out the Best Actor winner: "Forest Whitaker!"
Applause broke out, and the burly black man stepped onto the podium.
Countless eyes around him, as well as the lens of a camera, were all aimed at Leonardo.
Year after year, Leonardo's obsession with Oscars will only get deeper and deeper.
When the camera turned away, Martin comforted Leonardo: "Don't be sad, don't be sad, it's no big deal."
Leonardo nodded, thinking that this guy finally said what a person should say.
"Because it will still be like this next year." Martin's voice changed and he said, "It will still be like this next year."
Nicholson was overjoyed: "Leo, the ten years of blessings you gave Martin fall on you."
Leonardo really didn't want to talk anymore. If he could contact Satan, he would sacrifice these two teammates without asking for anything in return.
Tonight's theme is respecting the elderly. Helen Mirren, who is in her 60s, won the Best Actress statuette.
Then Spiegelberg, Coppola and George Lucas took the stage together.
Three of the four major directors came, and Scorsese was sitting in the audience.
Don’t make the symbolism too obvious!
"The three of us have three Best Director statuettes," Coppola said first.
Spielberg followed up: "Who's standing here doesn't have a Best Director statuette?"
George Lucas looked helpless: "Can I say I don't have it?"
The joke went away with laughter. After saying the string of words and submitting the nomination list, Coppola opened the envelope and the three of them said into the microphone together: "The best director is Martin Scorsese!"
The applause that had been brewing for a long time burst out, and Scorsese burst into tears. After nearly 40 years of directing career, he finally won the award he wanted most.
Martin reacted the fastest, turning around and hugging Scorsese: "Congratulations, director."
Scorsese smiled happily and hugged the rest of the crew.
As he walked toward the stage, Martin waved his arms, beckoning everyone around him to stand up.
Nicholson was the most shameless, standing in the aisle waving around.
Leonardo turned back and also made a standing gesture.
All the guests around stood up, leading everyone to stand up one after another.
The audience stood up and applauded thunderously.
When Scorsese came on stage, he turned around and saw the three dancing bastards, and he couldn't help but laugh.
After chatting with old friends, Scorsese took the statuette representing Best Director, came to the microphone, and began to thank him wildly.
He said 12 3Qs in one go.
Scorsese then thanked specific people, also mentioning Martin.
"The success of this film is largely due to the actors, thank you Leo, we have been working together for 6 and a half years, and I hope we can work together for another 20 years. Thank you Martin Davis for your great courage and Very spiritual. Thanks to Jack, you are the boss of the Bastard Trio. So, I thank the Bastard Trio for not destroying our crew, but for promoting each other and achieving an extraordinary performance!"
During the applause, the camera turned to Martin, Leonardo and Nicholson.
The three of them stood side by side, with honest smiles and an air and temperament like Tom Hanks.
After the camera turned away, Leonardo asked: "Are we stealing the show?"
"No." Martin said: "When you win the award, Jack takes off his pants and exposes his butt on the stage. That would be stealing the show."
Nicholson sighed: "I guess even if I meet God, Leo won't win the Oscar for Best Actor."
Leonardo sat down: "When I get the statuette, I will melt it and cast it into two middle fingers and give them to you."
Nicholson said: "Martin, after you win the Oscar, don't do this. People who don't have an Oscar will be too sad. If you get depressed, it will be bad."
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro took the stage as guests of honor for the grand finale.
These two have collaborated with Martin Scorsese so many times that as soon as they appear, there is no suspense about the Best Picture award.
Sure enough, the winner announced by Al Pacino was "The Departed."
Producer Graham King called all the creative staff on stage to accept the award for best picture.
Martin also stood on the podium for the first time, but unfortunately it was not an individual award.
(End of chapter)
