These three bad guys are used to hanging out together.
In life, making money is for enjoyment, and making fun is also a kind of enjoyment.
Nicholson stared at Martin.
"Jack, I admit, it was Leo and I who set off the firecrackers." When the storm was at its strongest, Martin's rudder kept turning: "Originally, we just wanted to set off a firecracker from a distance as a gift for you."
He had already found the reason: "You said that you fell in love with Meryl in 1981. This is to celebrate that you and Meryl... became silver lovers."
Leonardo wanted to laugh, but held it back: "Yes! A silver love gift for you."
How could Nicholson believe these two bastards: "Keep writing, and I will help you get into the Writers Guild later and win the best screenwriter."
"I swear, we are definitely giving you a gift." Martin said this with a clear conscience, because it was really a gift, and then continued to make up: "It's just that when we got there, we found those two rotten Bale and Blanchett. People! Do you know what they are doing?"
He heard what Saoirse said: "Those two shameless people actually followed you and peeped behind you, watched you secretly, and then had sex together!"
There was no trace of Leonardo acting this time: "A young actor named Saoirse on the Atonement crew discovered it, and she told us. Jack, you can go to the crew and ask her."
Martin continued: "How could we allow those two bastards to do such a dirty thing? You are the boss of the trio. If we want to do it, we will do it to you. How could it not be the turn of those two bastards, so we fired at them?" !”
Leonardo tried his best not to use three consecutive moves: "Martin and I are here to protect you!"
Of course Nicholson wouldn't believe it: "Then you bombard me? Very good, just wait. As your boss, I will definitely give you a big gift."
Martin smiled: "My family, you don't have to be so polite."
Leonardo said: "You should keep it for yourself."
Nicholson was thinking about another thing. It was interesting that these two bastards could bombard the woods or shoot them into the sky and explode in mid-air.
He sat on the sofa and crossed his legs: "Hand over your weapons and I will believe you."
Martin deliberately pretended to be embarrassed: "This is our homemade secret weapon..."
"I'm going to contact a reporter from The Sun," Nicholson said.
Martin spoke without hesitation: "You are the boss, I will listen to you."
Leonardo, a bad guy, secretly gave Martin a wink.
Martin understood and nodded slightly.
Nicholson urged: "Come on, take it out!"
Martin took out his cell phone and called Lao Bu.
Not long after, Bruce delivered two black cloth bags into the room.
Martin opened the bag containing the two kickers, and Leonardo took out the handmade mortar and put it on his shoulder.
Nicholson, well informed, picked up a two-kicker and said, "These are the special firecrackers that are often set off during festivals in Chinatown."
He looked at the steel pipe again and couldn't help but nod: "Who came up with the idea of using the steel pipe to control its direction after launch? What a bad person!"
Leonardo immediately betrayed Martin and pointed in his direction.
Martin reminded Nicholson: "If you like to smoke cigars, don't put them together with the cigars. If you put them in the wrong mouth, they will be gone."
He specifically emphasized: "No matter what you do, it is your personal behavior and cannot be said to be related to Leo and me."
Nicholson assured: "When has old Jack ever betrayed a brother?"
Leonardo said deliberately: "There are more people on the other side of the pine forest at night. You can play if you want, but don't go there and fire..."
This reminded Nicholson, and he waved his hand: "As agreed, the things belong to me, and you don't have to worry about the rest."
Martin and Leonardo exchanged a look, and the former said: "Be safe, old Jack. If you want to have fun, you'd better find a loader."
Nicholson nodded: "I understand."
He picked up his bag, left the room, and returned to his suite. The seriousness on his face disappeared, and he laughed happily looking at the two bags.
The steel pipe was carried on his shoulders, and Nicholson inserted it into a double kick, making a gesture of aiming and launching.
But there was no ignition, and I was very unhappy. I could only imagine it out of thin air.
As we all know, there is a huge difference between wanting to play a game like shooting and actually playing it.
Nicholson wanted to actually fire a few shots and find a loader. As a senior troublemaker, he took out his mobile phone and dialed his old partner of 25 years: "Meryl, come to my room. Good stuff for you to see!”
Meryl was very dissatisfied in the afternoon: "What good thing? Just your crappy thing? It's as soft as a slug."
Having said that, Meryl went to Nicholson's room.
In another room, Leonardo asked: "Do you think Jack will go there tonight?"
Martin asked: "If it were you, would you go?"
Leonardo started from his own point of view: "How can you resist such a fun thing?" He laughed: "With Jack's level of doing bad things for forty years, it is impossible to let go of this opportunity."
Martin was very worried about Nicholson's safety: "Old Jack was caught, wouldn't he be beaten to death?"
Leonardo said: "Probably not. His face is very iconic. He could have been beaten half to death at most."
It was just a joke, and Nicholson couldn't really fall into the pit. Martin thought for a moment and called Bruce to ask him to pay attention to Nicholson's movements.
Before dinner, Kate Winslet called and wanted to talk to Martin about rehearsals.
Martin thought for a while and said, "Let's wait until tomorrow. I have to go out tonight and I may be late when I get back."
There was no shooting of Martin's scenes in the past two days, so Kate said, "Okay, I'll contact you after get off work tomorrow."
In the car back from Pinewood Studios, Kate put down her cell phone. Because the filming of those scenes did not go well, the crew had to temporarily change the plan and shoot separate scenes first to allow enough time for the two actors to rehearse.
That kind of play is not easy to rehearse.
Kate is a mature actor and has no psychological barriers to this, and has even considered the methods used by some in the Hollywood circle.
This film is very important to her. In order to win the Oscar for Best Actress, which she longs for, the scale is also the largest since she started filming.
It’s normal to sacrifice something for the sake of art.
Looking at the past, except for those who were forced to come out, all others have made breakthrough performances.
Kate knows very well that if she wants to win more votes from judges when competing for awards in the future, public relations is the key, but breakthroughs are the foundation.
After returning to the hotel where she was staying, she went to her room to rest for a while and decided to talk to her husband, Sam Mendes, the director of this project.
As the heroine, initiator and producer of the project, Kate intends to take the initiative.
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When it got dark, Martin received a notification from Bruce, and Nicholson drove himself, taking Meryl with him to leave the hotel and turn on the road to Pinewood Studios.
Leonardo said: "Let's go to the show!"
It wasn’t too hot today, but the wind was a bit chilly after the sun went down. Martin took out two hoodies and threw one to Leonardo. He corrected him as he walked: “We are not going to watch a good show, we are going to protect our brothers.”
Leonardo put on his clothes and said: "Man, you are such a good person! No, we are really good people, and the royal family should award us honors."
The two of them went downstairs. Lao Bu was already waiting in his car downstairs. He got in the car and went straight to Pinewood Studios.
Martin asked: "It's so late, are there still many people in the studio?"
Bruce has learned about the situation: "There are quite a few crews filming night scenes tonight, and the crew of "Harry Potter" has been filming night scenes recently."
Arriving at the entrance of the studio, the three of them saw the car driven by Nicholson, and immediately entered the studio to transfer to a battery car and went straight to the pine forest.
Pine Forest Studios was built decades ago, and many of the equipment are old. The street lights near Pine Forest are somewhat damaged, and those that are not broken still shine with a feeble yellow light.
Nicholson emerged from behind a pine tree, shouldered the steel pipe, and said, "Be careful, don't click the wrong button."
Meryl lit the two kickers and stuffed them into the steel pipe. After a muffled bang, there was an explosion in the air and colorful smoke exploded!
"Ha ha……"
Nicholson shouted excitedly: "Interesting! Hurry, refill the cannon!"
Meryl is calm and ladylike in person, but like all actors, she is completely different in person, especially when she is with Nicholson.
She loaded the cannonballs in her hands and shouted: "Fire! Blow up all those shameless sluts!"
Compared to Martin and Leonardo, these two fired randomly and exploded everywhere.
Amidst the ear-piercing screams, a pair of young men and women ran out from dozens of meters away and rushed towards the light.
Nicholson, a shameless old man, called people by name while firing cannonballs, so as not to embarrass them: "Look, look who these are, Hermione and Malfoy!"
Meryl was excited, and the depression she felt during the day was released immediately, as if she was a master: "Keep on, keep on! Don't stop!"
Above and inside the dark pine forest, clouds of red mist suddenly exploded.
Even after being tormented by Martin and Leonardo in the afternoon, there were still a lot of people tonight, and figures kept swaying in the moonlight.
Suddenly, someone shouted: "The troublemaker is over there! Hey, don't run away, let's go up and fuck him together!"
"Fuck him!" Six or seven black figures came running towards us from a distance.
Nicholson was old and knew not to be harsh, so he immediately called to Meryl: "Run!"
The two men turned around and ran away.
The battery car was parked not far away. Nicholson got on the car, watched Meryl sit down, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.
As soon as he ran less than a hundred meters away, three cars chased him.
Then more cars followed.
For a time, everything in the northern part of the studio was in chaos.
Martin and Leonardo put on their hoods and drove into the pursuing vehicles, shouting and joining in the fun.
"There are two of them!" the young and energetic Malfoy shouted in the car in front: "Stop them! Stop those two bastards and beat them until their parents don't recognize them!"
Leonardo shouted at the top of his lungs: "Break their legs!"
Martin changed his British accent: "The man broke his third leg, and the woman played beans until she went crazy!"
When the battery car at the front reached the brightly lit place, Malfoy shouted in surprise: "Jack Nicholson! Meryl Streep! Fuck, how could it be them!"
Being called out by name, Nicholson ran faster.
Martin and Leonardo laughed. The Sun will be sold out tomorrow.
(End of chapter)
