At the edge of the pine forest, another two kicks flew out, exploding into a cloud of red mist.
Leonardo spotted two familiar figures through the gap between the trees and said, "Jack and Meryl ran away!"
Martin pulled on the backpack with two kicks and said: "Let's go!"
Leonardo quickly put the homemade mortar into his bag and followed Martin out of the woods.
Saoirse Ronan reacted very quickly and immediately followed the two people.
Martin jumped on the battery car, and Leonardo came up next.
"Wait for me!" Saoirse flew over.
After she got into the car, the Martin drove forward.
Leonardo warned Saoirse: "Don't tell anyone about this today!"
Martin made a good gesture: "The consequences will be serious."
Recalling the bad things these two idiots did, Saoirse was a little worried and nodded repeatedly: "I swear to God, I will never tell anyone."
Leonardo winked at Martin, but in fact they didn't care whether others knew or not.
But along the way, no one noticed them.
Martin added: "Your name is Saoirse Ronan, you are filming on the set of Atonement, I will remember you."
Saoirse asked with a grimace: "Can you forget me?"
Martin pointed to the digital camera hanging around her neck: "What are you doing in the pine forest?"
When it comes to privacy, Saoirse doesn't want to talk about it.
Leonardo took out a two-kick from his pocket and looked Saoirse up and down, as if to see where to fit it.
Saoirse said quickly: "I thought those people were messing around in the woods. It was very interesting to watch. Recently, I would come over to take a peek when I had nothing to do. I didn't have much to do today, so I brought a camera over..."
Martin stretched out his hand: "Camera."
Saoirse handed it to Martin hesitantly: "Yours has been deleted."
Martin looked through the photos carefully and found that they were all taken today, and said, "You will be beaten to death if you do this."
Saoirse is also an actor and understands what Martin means: "You won't tell other people, right?"
Leonardo deliberately teased her: "It depends on what you do."
Saoirse retracted her body unconsciously and wanted to jump out of the car, but she was worried about the camera and couldn't help but regret that she shouldn't have been a voyeur...
Martin saw Leonardo being a bad guy and decided to be a good guy: "Leo means you want to give us some benefits." He had met the big sister, so he naturally stepped into the role of the big brother: " In this way, you treat Leo and I to a nice meal, and we pretend we don’t know about it.”
Saoirse hurriedly touched her pockets.
Martin added: "It's okay to peep, it's okay to play around, don't take random photos, you'll really get beaten to death."
This guy is much better than Leonardo! Saoirse nodded, took out less than five pounds of change from her pocket, and said, "How about I treat you to ice cream?"
Leonardo said: "Okay."
When his companions all got down, Martin stopped talking and drove a little further. The car parked in front of the ice cream shop on the outskirts of the commercial town.
Leonardo covered the two bags and followed Martin and Saoirse into the store.
The three of them each ordered an ordinary ice cream. Saoirse paid for it, sat at the table next to the glass curtain wall, and ate it leisurely.
Leonardo reminded Martin: "Look outside."
Martin had already seen some scattered people coming back from the north, most of them in a bit of a panic.
Saoirse scooped up a scoop of ice cream, ate it in big gulps, and said, "I saw these people today, in the woods, following Nicholson and Streep."
Leonardo said: "You have been peeping since you were young. Do you plan to become a voyeur in the future?"
Saoirse was a little afraid of Leonardo and didn't dare to answer.
"Old Jack is here." At Martin's reminder, a battery car roared away from the entrance of the ice cream shop, with Nicholson and Streep sitting on the car.
Apart from some dirt and dust on their clothes, there was nothing unusual about the two of them.
Leonardo said: "Jack will definitely thank us for this special gift."
"If he doesn't thank us properly, I'll give him a more expensive gift next time." Martin felt that today's ice cream was particularly refreshing: "I think Jack must like our gift."
Leonardo pointed in the direction where the battery car disappeared: "I saw it, he was very happy."
The three of them ate very slowly, especially when they saw the people coming from the north passing by in a panic. They felt that the ice cream was particularly delicious.
After a while, the last battery car drove up from the north. Not to mention the speed was extremely slow, and the car ran crookedly, as if the driver was drunk.
The electric car parked in front of the nearest ice cream shop. As if in slow motion, Bell and Blanchett got out of the car extremely slowly and limped into the store.
"Find a place to sit down and rest first." Bell said, "I called my assistant, and she will..."
At this point, he automatically stopped because he saw Martin.
Blanchett discovered that in addition to Martin, there was also Leonardo, and pulled Bell: "Rest first."
Bell sat down with great difficulty, his cramped legs feeling extremely uncomfortable.
What's even more terrible is that Blanchett's vitals were pulled when she fell, and the tearing hurt.
Blanchett sat down, and as soon as her butt hit the hard plastic chair, she bounced up and felt bursts of burning pain.
That moment in the woods, I hit the ground butt first, it was such a hard fall.
Everyone's eyes turned around, including Martin, Leonardo, and the employees of the ice cream shop.
"Bring me a soft cushion, thank you." Blanchett is indeed a top actor. She didn't show any abnormalities and still maintained her grace.
The waiter brought a soft cushion over.
Blanchett tipped her buttocks that didn't hurt too much first and sat on the mat.
Saoirse lowered her voice to the lowest level, with a hint of flattery: "I saw them in the pine forest. They followed Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep..."
As soon as these words came out, Martin and Leonardo roughly guessed what might have happened.
Martin gave Leonardo a look.
Bastards had a perfect rapport with bastards, and Leonardo didn't care about the feelings of these British actors. He turned around and asked, "Chris, are you injured? Do you need help?"
Martin observed very carefully and then said: "Kate, I see you are not feeling well. If you need any help, just ask."
Blanchett didn't have a good impression of Martin and said with a straight face: "No need."
Martin is particularly friendly: "If you need anything, Leo and I are right here."
Blanchett nodded slightly, her face not looking very good after all because her butt hurt too much.
The waiters in the store whispered.
"Martin and Leonardo are so nice and very gentlemanly."
"That Blanche is so ugly, but he is such a bad person."
"The reporter from The Sun is right in front of the studio, waiting to get off work and sell the news to them!"
Rapid footsteps sounded at the door, interrupting the private chat of these women. The two ran into the store and came to Blanchett and Bell.
The latter two whispered a few words, and their assistants each helped the boss leave the ice cream shop.
After these people left, the three of them finished their ice cream and walked out of the store together.
After getting on the battery car, Leonardo asked: "Kid, where are you going?"
Saoirse didn't want to face the somewhat fierce Leonardo, so she tugged on the sleeve of the amiable Martin: "Can you send me back to the Atonement crew?"
Martin knew where the Atonement crew was located, and the battery car drove that way.
Seeing Martin's good attitude, Saoirse asked again: "Can I take a photo with you later? I especially like your role in Jeans Summer."
The battery car passed through the small town in the service area and came to a medium-sized photo studio.
Saoirse got out of the car, pulled Martin along, and asked Leonardo to help take a group photo.
Then she waved to Martin: "Goodbye, Martin."
Saoirse ignored Leonardo and ran into the studio.
Leonardo got into the driver's seat and said, "I found out. Nicholson should give up his position as the bastard boss. You are more of a bastard than he is."
Martin got into the car and spread his hands: "Stop slandering people, in the ranking of the three bastards, Nicholson is the boss, then you, and finally me."
Leonardo looked back at the studio where the Atonement crew was: "Saoirse Ronan, how old are you?"
Martin couldn't help shaking his head: "Sure enough, the most bastard people have the most evil thoughts! Leo, please don't be so shameless and plot against a little girl!"
Leonardo laughed in anger and wished he could drag this bastard into a tree together: "How could I know someone like you!"
Martin said calmly: "Because we are the same kind of people."
Leonardo was unable to refute.
The two handed the homemade weapons to Bruce, hurried out of the studio, and returned to the hotel where they were staying.
After waiting for less than an hour, Nicholson came back as expected.
"Hey, Jack, what's wrong?" Leonardo asked automatically: "You look so ugly?"
Nicholson took off his sunglasses, threw them on the table, looked at Martin, then at Leonardo, and asked: "Tell me, what did you two do?"
Leonardo glared out of habit: "What did we do? We..."
Nicholson pointed at his eyebrows: "You're acting."
Martin was helpless: "Leo, can you speak up and make some progress? Can you not use your three consecutive moves? Drag someone from the street. Everyone knows that Leonardo frowns, stares and roars when acting!"
Nicholson shook his head: "The Oscar judges will vote for you only if they are blind."
"That's right!" Martin put his arm around Nicholson's shoulders: "His level is too bad. During the awards season public relations, you should say good things for me and ignore Leo."
Leonardo, who was despised, suddenly realized that something was wrong. Martin clearly should be with him, so why did he side with Nicholson?
Could this man be any more shameless?
Leonardo decided that he must find time to have a good talk with Nicholson and ask him to give up his position as the boss. After all, the most asshole of the three assholes can be the boss.
In fact, it doesn’t matter whether you are an asshole or not, the main thing is it’s fun.
After all, at his level, having fun is the true meaning of life.
The same goes for changing women, and the same goes for messing up things.
(End of chapter)
