As expected, a heavyweight visiting model came to the crew. Gisele Bündchen flew back to New York from overseas. She couldn't wait for a moment and went directly to the set and dragged Leonardo into his rest trailer.
Arguing could be heard coming from the trailer's open window.
There are constant sounds of all kinds of fakes, which are no less impressive than the filming of this film.
Although the others were curious, they stayed away to avoid being angered.
There were only two bad guys who moved over simple tables and chairs and sat in the shade, arguing and drinking iced Coke.
The only people who can do such shameless things are Martin and Jack Nicholson.
"You're a waste like you, and you're looking for a dozen female models to have a party?" If it were Leonardo and other women, Gisele Bündchen wouldn't be furious, but he was dealing with models from the same company as hers, so there were A few bitches are showing off their special numbers in the modeling industry, how can you bear this?
She launched into a Brazilian lion's roar: "That thing of yours looks like the Titanic, but in fact it's worse than an octopus. Don't you think it's embarrassing?"
Leonardo was so angry that his hair almost exploded: "Shut up, you slanderer!"
Not far from the window, Martin picked up the ice Coke and raised it to the old bastard: "Giselle's words are worth a drink."
Nicholson was afraid that the people inside wouldn't hear, so he clinked the bottle with Martin: "Cheers to Leo's Titanic!"
Martin took a sip of Coke and said, "Those little Bitchis sold Leo."
"If the opportunity is right, they will sell you," Nicholson said.
Martin was disdainful: "I am a happy bachelor, I am afraid of them!"
Nicholson listened to the quarrel inside and said: "Leo is really a softie. Except for his tough words, he is soft in other places. He clamored to break up, but ended up procrastinating."
Martin could see clearly that Leonardo had made up his mind to break up, after all Bunchen was 25 years old.
He made a gesture: "Let's help Leo and shout together."
An evil guy like Nicholson, fearing that the world would be in chaos, slapped the table and said, "Come on, shout!"
"1, 2, 3!" Martin had already said the slogan to Nicholson.
Nicholson opened his mouth and shouted: "Leo, break up and come on!"
The sound of a broken gong shouted in a loud voice could be heard for dozens of meters.
But Martin was laughing and didn't shout at all.
Nicholson pointed at Martin and wrote down the bad debt, but refused to stop and shouted: "Break up, come on!"
Not only did he shout, he also opened a sun umbrella, and a banner was automatically pulled up under the umbrella: "Celebrating Leonardo's breakup today!"
With a bang, the trailer door opened from the inside, and Giselle stepped out of the car. She raised her middle finger at Martin and the old bastard, and made an angry gesture of spreading her legs: "Don't you like to mess around with supermodels? ? Come on! The supermodel is right here! Come and do it if you have the skills!"
Martin and Nicholson were immediately frightened.
No matter how shameless the two are, Leonardo's face still needs to be taken into consideration.
Giselle snorted and strode away.
Leonardo got out of the car, put his hands on his hips, walked back and forth a few steps, reached out and nodded at Martin and the old bastard: "I must be blind to make such a bad friend like you."
Martin responded without hesitation: "You obviously want to break up, so let the two of us come over to bear witness! What happened? We are despised by your girlfriend."
Gisele Bündchen left, and he did it again: "Leo, you must compensate Jack and I for our mental loss."
Of course Nicholson was on a united front with Martin at this time: "If you don't invite us, how can we be so bored? Come and watch your quarrel."
As he spoke, he picked up the Coke bottle, clinked it with Martin, and drank Coke together: "Come on, leader, cheers."
Martin opened the ice box next to him, took out a bottle of Coke, and threw it to Leonardo: "Either sit down and drink together, or go and get your girlfriend back."
Leonardo opened the Coke and emphasized: "Ex-girlfriend! She is already an ex-girlfriend!" He clinked the bottle with Martin and the old bastard: "Celebrate that I am single and free again."
Martin raised the Coke bottle: "Congratulations on your return to being a happy bachelor."
The crew returned to silence. Although the outside entertainment media frantically reported the news of Leonardo's breakup with Gisele Bündchen, it did not cause much disturbance on the set.
As long as the three Martins don't cause trouble, the crew will have no big problem.
There is only one important female character in this film, and in many cases the lack of actresses will save the crew a lot of trouble.
Matt Damon didn't do anything special except to try to outdo Martin during filming.
The outcome cannot be changed, and making a scene on the set will only incur Scorsese's disgust.
Leonardo, who is single again, has entered a new stage. He was in great condition during filming, and many scenes were skipped in one shot.
Even Scorsese believes that Leonardo's acting skills have improved to some extent.
"Do you know why you didn't win the Oscar for Best Actor? Women are dragging you down!" During the lunch break, Martin said to Leonardo for the sake of the vast number of young women in Hollywood: "Leo, give up those coquettish bitches and stay the same from now on. Single, or moving into the arms of a male compatriot, you can win the best actor with this film!"
Leonardo could tell that this guy had bad intentions: "You want to eliminate a strong competitor? I won't let you succeed." He suddenly discovered that the trio was missing an important member: "Where is that old bastard Jack? "
Martin didn't know either, so he waved and waited for Bruce to come over and asked.
Bruce pointed casually: "Meryl Streep came to visit, and Nicholson entered the rest trailer with her."
Leonardo despised: "One is in his 50s and the other is in his 60s. They are still so hungry. How shameless!"
Martin thought of a good idea: "Leo, last time Gisele Bündchen came over, that old bastard pulled me to fuck you. You won't forget this, right?"
Leonardo still remembers Nicholson shouting "Break up and come on" outside the window and asking: "What do you think?"
"Follow me." Martin found the prop team and asked the person in charge: "Doug, I remember you prepared some firecrackers?"
Doug responded: "There are some, they are used when shooting a scene."
Martin stretched out his hand and asked for it: "Give me a few."
Doug grabbed a handful, gave it to Martin, and warned, "Don't act recklessly on the set."
Martin said: "Am I the kind of person who is fooling around? Don't worry."
Doug looked at Leonardo. Leo was quite reliable at first, but since the filming of the show started and he got mixed up with Martin and Nicholson, he has gradually become less reliable.
The crew also gave them a nickname: The Bastard Trio.
After leaving the big set, Martin took the lead and walked towards the rest trailer. As he walked, he gave Leonardo a few big firecrackers: "Let this thing go?"
Leonardo had already taken out his lighter: "I've let it go a few times, I know how to do it."
Martin also took a lighter, and the two of them walked lightly and quickly approached Nicholson's rest trailer.
Twenty meters away, there was a sound coming from the half-open trailer window. A vulgar Nicholson was cursing Jesus, and another female voice was calling God.
The trailer seemed to be shaking slightly.
Martin hid behind a commercial car and said to Leonardo: "Pay attention to tactical movements and follow me!"
Leonardo followed Martin closely with great interest.
Using the tactical moves taught by Bruce, Martin quickly and softly touched the bottom of the trailer window.
Leonardo came opposite him.
Martin nodded at him and whispered: "1, 2, 3!"
The two of them lit firecrackers at the same time and threw them into the window.
Leonardo also imitated the movie and shouted: "Fire in the hole!"
boom! boom--
There was an explosion inside the trailer.
Although the window was a storage area, the sound of firecrackers immediately alerted the two people inside.
"ah--"
Meryl Streep screamed.
Martin turned around and ran away. Before Leonardo ran away, he lit another firecracker and threw it into the window.
"Leo, Martin, you two bastards!" Nicholson didn't have to guess to know who would do such a lousy thing. He held a stick in his hand, pulled his briefs with one hand, opened the trailer door and rushed came out: "I'm going to kill you!"
He only saw Leonardo, Martin had already disappeared.
Nicholson used all his strength to throw the stick in his hand at Leonardo. Leonardo dodged, lit another firecracker, and threw it to Nicholson.
With a bang, firecrackers exploded in the sky, and countless pieces of paper fell down.
Meryl Streep wrapped herself in a blanket and emerged from the trailer door, curious: "Leonardo?"
"And Martin Davis," Nicholson said.
Meryl was surprised: "Are you involved with him?"
"I fucked Martin, everyone on the crew knows it." Nicholson pulled up his briefs, and the old pervert stood in front of the trailer openly and said: "I gave you your face, and it will be my business from now on. "
Meryl wasn't too happy.
Nicholson said directly: "If you want to win another Oscar, lick Harvey Weinstein as hard as you can. I won't interfere, but I'm not familiar with that fat man, so why bother with that little pervert Martin Davis?"
He nodded his head: "I'm old, and this place is not as hard as a Coke bottle. You may not know that the gunman who was shot in the head by Martin Davis' Coke is dead."
"It's disappointing. Let's stop talking and leave." Meryl went back to get dressed and asked Nicholson who came in: "You don't want to win another Oscar?"
Nicholson said casually: "One is enough, why do you need so many?"
Meryl said no more, put on her clothes and left the set.
Nicholson changed his clothes and did not go to settle accounts with Martin and Leonardo. Instead, he sat on the sofa chair and considered it carefully.
In the afternoon, while Martin was on the set filming, Nicholson quietly found Leonardo.
"It has nothing to do with me, it's all Martin's fault." Leonardo did not hesitate to betray his companions: "He came up with the idea, and he got the firecrackers from the prop team. I just followed behind and shouted "Come on."
Nicholson said: "I believe you." He was looking for Leonardo just for Martin: "Leo, have you noticed that since the crew started filming, that bastard Martin has done a lot of bad things, from a bachelor party on a yacht to You broke up with Gisele, and today Meryl and I almost got cramps and got stuck, all because of him messing around behind the scenes.”
Leonardo thought about it for a while: "He always sees our good show and the two of us make fools of ourselves."
Nicholson clenched his fists and banged the table hard: "Find an opportunity to fuck him together!"
There should be two more chapters today, currently being written.
(End of chapter)
