[I had thought that Guo Guo was liked by people, but I didn’t expect that Guo Guo was also liked by ghosts! 】
[Do these ghosts also want to take Guo Guo home as their wives? 】
[These ghosts actually came to my wife’s house and dared to watch her sleep! Dead ghosts! The hatred for seizing his wife is irreconcilable! 】
[Hahaha, these people must be starving to death, right? 】
[I feel like I already have a picture in my mind. Every time Guo Guo cooks, he is surrounded by seventy or eighty ghosts, stretching their necks to wait for Guo Guo to put the rice]
[Guo Guo, after I die, I will come to your house to watch you cook. Don’t ask a Taoist priest to take me in then]
Guoguo watched the netizens in the live broadcast room joking and amusing each other, and felt a little annoyed in his heart.
"Stop teasing me! I'm really scared. No matter if they have malicious intentions or not, a group of ghosts stay in my house all day long. Isn't this scary?"
Guo Guo hid in a corner of the refrigerator, folded his hands on his chest, and hugged himself tightly, fearing that the ghosts would get close.
"Master, please help me take them away quickly! Why are these ghosts running around without following the rules?" Guoguo raised his mouth, and his face turned red when he got angry, and he was still a little bit angry. cute.
After hearing Guo Guo's request, Sang Luo looked embarrassed. She paused briefly and explained to Guo Guo: "I'm afraid I can't help you with this."
"Why!?"
Guoguo was surprised and a little angry when she heard that Sang Luo directly rejected her request.
"Master, you have helped many people collect ghosts before! Why can't I do it?"
[Maybe there are too many ghosts in this group, sixty or seventy! You want to exhaust Master Yunze to death! 】
[With so many ghosts gathered together, they must be full of resentment and extremely powerful. Although Master Yunze is powerful, he is just a mortal body. It is too difficult for her to ask her to help you collect so many ghosts.]
[The master has helped several group bosses exorcise ghosts before, and all of them received millions! You only gave her a Goddess Arrival, and you want her to help you take away so many ghosts? 】
[Is our Master Yunze some kind of cheap black slave? Ha ha ha ha】
After Guoguo saw what netizens said in the live broadcast room, he realized that he hadn't given enough money.
She picked up her phone, hung the live broadcast room in the background of her phone, then opened the mobile banking APP, and after confirming her account balance, she returned to the live broadcast room on the Whale Platform.
Guoguo smiled and said, "Master, I was too scared just now so I was a little rude. I'm really sorry! I know that your price for helping people catch ghosts is very high.
Although I can't come up with five million, I can still come up with half a million.
As long as you can help me catch these ghosts, I am willing to give you a thank you gift of 500,000 yuan, and I will come to Cangyun Temple twice a year to offer incense. "
【Wow! Internet celebrities are rich, and they can spend half a million at will]
[I don’t want to study anymore, I also want to be an Internet celebrity when I grow up]
[At the age when I should have been the most influential, I chose to study. I really regret it! 】
[Binhai City is more than 2,000 kilometers away from Rongcheng, and the plane ticket costs thousands. Guoguo can agree to go to Cangyun Temple twice a year, which is really sincere. 】
Guo Guo looked at Sang Luo sincerely, hoping that she would agree to help him catch ghosts. After all, she had spent all her money on this house and she couldn't bear to give it up.
Moreover, it is surrounded by green trees and the fragrant river. It is an excellent choice for a self-media blogger like her who likes quiet and does not need to get up early to commute to work every day.
Although she also wanted to spend five million to hire a master to exorcise ghosts, she had just bought a house and was not well off, and she had to leave some money to pay off the mortgage next month.
Five hundred thousand is her limit.
But unexpectedly, Sang Luo still shook his head.
"No. This destined person, I really can't help you arrest them. Because they didn't break the rules and run around and harm people. Their home is here."
"Um?"
Guo Guo doesn’t understand.
Could these ghosts be the previous owners of this house? So many people are the owners of this place, doesn’t it have to go back thousands of years?
Guo Guo clenched her little fist and smashed it on the kitchen counter. A burst of flour flew up, like snow particles, and fell all over her head.
"Even if their home is here when they are still alive, now that they are dead, they have to go to the underworld to be reincarnated! There is no reason to stay here and scare the new homeowner."
Sang Luo smiled and said, "This destined person, you may not understand what I mean. I did not say that your place was the home of these ghosts during their lifetime, but that your place was their home after death.
Their urns and altars are located in the community where you live. For the dead, except for July and a half, there are only two places where they can move.
One is the ghost town of the underworld that has passed the gate of hell, and the other is one kilometer around the tomb where they were buried after death.
So they didn't break the rules, they were just strolling around in front of their own homes. I didn't have any reason to catch them. "
After Guoguo heard Sang Luo's explanation, her face became even more ugly. Her eyes turned rapidly, and her mind was constantly thinking about various possibilities.
"So, what the master is saying is that our community actually houses the ashes and rankings of seventy or eighty dead people?"
Sang Luo nodded, "That's right. Basically all the three buildings in your community are filled with the urns of dead people. The ghosts in your house are only from the one you live in. Those in the other two buildings don't dare to Crossing the line is beyond their scope of activity.”
Guo Guo cooks all kinds of delicious food every day, so it attracts all the ghosts downstairs.
The ghosts in the other two buildings are miserable. They can only lie on the windows and smell the fragrance every day, but they don't dare to come over and taste it for themselves.
【I go! ! People in your big cities are just different. You buy a house worth 100,000 yuan per square meter and put an urn in it]
【I am a poor man! Can I move in with the urn? Just don’t charge me rent, I can guard their tombs for free]
[I heard before that the custom in one place is like this. A tomb is built at home, and the descendants will guard the tomb from generation to generation]
[I have also heard about buying a house to use as a cemetery. You may not know that cemeteries are more expensive than houses now. Some good cemeteries even sell for one million yuan, so many people are not willing to buy cemeteries. Instead, buy a house directly. The house is large and can store the ashes of a dozen or so generations of a family]
[A million graveyards? ? ? So expensive! ! I would like to ask if I can be resurrected after 7,749 days if I am buried here? 】
[Capitalists are really conscientious and never cheat the poor]
After Guo Guo heard this, the anger in her heart gradually covered up her fear.
"The house I bought for more than 8 million yuan actually contains the urn of the dead? No one told me when I bought it? This is simply too much. Can I contact the property management company to evict them?"
[Maybe when the developer sold it, they didn’t expect that they would buy it to store ashes. This is too weird]
[But the master said that your community is used to store ashes. Even if you tell the property management, they can't drive away all the other owners, right? After all, the minority obeys the majority. Maybe if things get too big, other owners will unite to drive you away]
[Property management has turned into a mausoleum guardian! Ha ha】
Sang Luo didn't bother to comfort Guoguo Girl, who was jumping anxiously at this moment. She flipped through the small drawer of the computer desk and took out a talisman from the drawer.
This talisman allows ordinary mortals to hear what ghosts say. I also used this talisman last time when I helped Song Minghao.
She felt that since there are many ghosts who want to entrust dreams to their relatives in the world.
Those who are still alive in the world must also want to talk to their dead friends.
So, when she had some free time, she drew a few more pictures.
Sang Luo clamped the talisman paper tightly between his fingers, and with a slight twist, the talisman paper burned.
A burst of noisy sounds also began to ring in Guoguo Girl's ears.
Since her home has an open kitchen with a wide view, she can clearly hear sounds coming from all directions.
In front of the TV cabinet, there was an old woman's voice: "Girl, don't be afraid! I'm just too greedy for the spicy soup you made the day before yesterday. In my hometown, I drink that every morning when I get up! Ever since I came to the city with my son , I have never seen authentic spicy soup.
You girl did it, hit! "
There was an old man's voice on the second chair to the left of the dining table.
"Little girl, we really don't mean any harm! It's just that the brazier beef you made is so delicious! It reminded me of the taste in my hometown when I was a child. Since I was admitted to Binhai University and left my hometown After that, I didn’t go back for more than sixty years!
The little girl immediately brought back my memories of sixty years ago, so I come to your house every day! "
There was a young woman's voice right in front of the open kitchen counter where she was making dough.
"Little sister, I'm sorry. I scared you last night, but I didn't mean to do it. I just heard you talking to yourself a few days ago about making cold folded ears, but I waited for a long time and didn't see you doing it. I I really miss that taste!
That’s why I tapped you on the shoulder in the middle of the night to get you up to cook. I came to the big city alone to work hard for many years, and I have not even gotten married in my late thirties.
I finally made money, had a lot of savings, and bought a house in this community with all the money.
As a result, my boyfriend defrauded me of all my savings. As soon as I recovered, I learned that the house I bought was a famous columbarium.
I finally accepted the reality of the columbarium and prepared to sell it, but it turned out that I had terminal gastric cancer.
I felt at that time that all this was destined, so I left a suicide note and asked people to store my urn in my new house.
Then, he jumped down from the building.
Just after I died, I got the news that my stomach cancer was actually misdiagnosed by the hospital! I died in vain!
I'm really miserable ~ Woo hoo hoo, I'm so unlucky, can you make me a plate of cold folded ears? "
[Good guy, this young lady’s life is really full of ups and downs! 】
[Your thirty years of life experience are richer than others’ eighty years]
【Hospital misdiagnosis really kills people! The happy years were ruined in this way]
[A thirty-year-old woman is also called In the Mood for Love? 】
[Why does it sound like these ghosts are a little pitiful? 】
After Guoguo Girl listened to the story of the guy who jumped off the building, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva. She wanted to say something, but she felt that everything she said at this time was redundant.
In fact, these ghosts are just like herself. They are all people who left their hometowns and came to the big cities to work hard.
People in our country have been paying attention to returning fallen leaves to their roots since ancient times.
These ghosts, for various reasons, could not return to their hometown after death. In this prosperous city, they could not even own a cemetery.
Their souls can only be imprisoned in this small house surrounded by reinforced concrete.
Perhaps the local dishes she cooks from various places are the only source of happiness for these ghosts.
The reason why she is willing to become a food blogger is because she herself is a person who loves to eat.
Food is the most important thing for the people.
For ordinary people, three meals a day are the most important, so she hopes that the videos she makes can allow netizens to experience our country's food culture.
Now, the dishes she cooks can make these ghosts who have left their hometowns feel at home and recall the stories of their childhood.
Guo Guo felt an unprecedented sense of pride and accomplishment at this time.
"There are very few places in Binhai that sell the root of the fungus. I need to buy it online first, and then I can make the cold root of the fungus for you."
Guoguo girl raised her head and spoke very gently to the air in front of her.
She knew that the hanged man must be hanging upside down in front of her and looking at her.
"Wow!! Are you really willing to do it for me? You're so nice!"
The hanged man was very excited and danced around wildly. She broke her hands and feet after jumping off the building.
Therefore, her body now is as limp as an octopus. (End of chapter)
