As soon as the live broadcast started, a large number of netizens came in.
[I admit, I spoke a little louder to you the past few days]
[Damn it, I can’t see Taishan]
[The only master personally recognized by the Civil Guard Bureau! 】
[I’ll pay a lot of money to ask the master to tell me a fortune! 】
[I can’t wait, Master, please open the lucky bag]
Because of Sang Luo's mystical ability, he was recognized by the Cognitive Science Column Group and the Civil Health Bureau.
She also got rid of her former reputation as a charlatan and turned to the hall of elegance.
Sang Luo smiled, "Didn't you say a few days ago that I was hiring people to act?"
【I have no eyesight】
[Even if the master is acting, and you can ask the National Health Bureau and the science column team to act with you, then your status, master, is extraordinary]
[The end of science is metaphysics]
"Okay, without further ado, let's start today's fortune telling."
Sang Luo said as he handed out a lucky bag.
[The prodigal son sent a goddess to come]
Soon, a user named Aotian applied for a connection.
[This is bad internet speed]
【It’s really impossible to catch it even if you die! 】
[I really regret that I didn’t ask the master to help me calculate a hexagram when there were few people in the live broadcast room]
[I ignored Yunze back then, but I can’t reach Yunze now]
Sang Luo connected with the prodigal son's connection request, and the screen split into two.
A man wearing a black peaked cap, a black mask on his face, and a pair of black sunglasses, fully armed, appeared on the screen.
[Why do you wrap yourself up like this? 】
[Although he is wearing a mask and sunglasses, from the perspective of countless male readers, he must be a handsome guy]
[If you cover yourself up so tightly, you must be a big star, right? 】
Aotian looked at the comments from netizens in the live broadcast room and quickly explained, "No, I'm not a male celebrity, I'm just an ordinary person."
Sang Luo looked at the man on the other side of the screen who was wrapped in a black ball and felt a little embarrassed.
For this fortune telling, it is best to combine all aspects to make a more accurate judgment.
But now the man in front of her was wrapped up tightly, and she couldn't see more about him for a while.
"Excuse me, this destined person, what do you want to do here?"
Aotian pinched his nose through the mask, and then said very embarrassedly:
"Master, I... I seem to be pregnant. Can you help solve this matter?"
【Fuck! 】
[Handsome guy, did you drink the water from the Zimu River? 】
[You don’t need to ask the master about this, I can help you solve it. Just go to Jieyang Mountain, find Immortal Ruyi, and ask him to give you a bowl of the Fountain Spring]
Aotian tilted his head impatiently, "I'm serious, I'm very anxious now, please stop joking, okay?"
Then, Aotian suddenly stood up, took off the loose black trench coat wrapped around him, and exposed his belly in front of all the netizens in the live broadcast room.
"If you don't believe it, look at it!"
【Fuck! Why is it so big? 】
[Isn’t this huge abnormal? My twins didn’t have as big a belly as yours back then]
[Brother, you seem to be pregnant with quintuplets. I have seen a woman with quintuplets on the Internet before, and her belly is as big as yours]
After Sang Luo saw it, her eyes suddenly became a little strange, and she stared at Aotian's belly.
Aotian's belly is really big.
It looked similar to the marble blocks she usually saw on the sidewalk.
The fleshy skin on his stomach was stretched to the point where countless twisting lines appeared like earthworms.
It seemed as if the child in his belly would burst out of his body in the next second.
That's not the most important thing.
What's even worse is that she saw a ball of black energy swirling on Aotian's belly.
What's in his belly is probably a ghost fetus!
When Aotian saw Sang Luo's serious expression, he knew that he must be in big trouble.
He weakly sat back on the chair and lay in front of the table, crying and shouting: "Master! You must save me! As long as you can help me remove these babies from my belly, I will All the money for you!”
Sang Luo shook his head, "No, you wrapped yourself too tightly, I can't see your past clearly. You have to show your face so that I can see your past clearly, and then find out the reason why these ghosts came to you. "
【ulterior motive? 】
【ah? So, this Long Aotian has five little devils in his belly? 】
[Why did these brats come to him? 】
[A blind guess, he must have let down too many girls, had people have abortions, and then got entangled with these infant spirits]
After hearing Sang Luo's words, Aotian hesitated, "Do I have to take off the mask and sunglasses?"
Sang Luo nodded firmly, "Definitely."
[Handsome guy, if you are not a big star, stop covering your face]
[Life is more important than face, take it]
"Alright alright."
Aotian lowered his head.
Then he took off the hat, mask, and sunglasses wrapped around his head one by one.
An ugly face appeared vividly in front of the camera.
【.】
[I miscalculated, I thought he was a handsome guy, but it turned out, emm]
[There are so many handsome guys wearing masks now. I met a handsome guy who looked like Peng Yuyan on the subway. I followed him for several stops. Then after he took off his mask when he left the station, I realized how ugly he was]
[You are quite scary too. You followed someone to several stops just to see a handsome guy]
[When the gender is changed, won’t you become a lewd stalker? 】
Aotian was a little unhappy when he saw netizens in the live broadcast room making fun of his appearance.
"Can you not just look at people's appearance? Although I don't look very good, I still have other abilities, okay?"
【Do you have the ability to make money?】
[I just guessed that you became like this because you let down too many girls and asked people to have abortions. Now I take back my guess]
Aotian was a little unhappy and said, "I'm too lazy to leave you! You are all a bunch of superficial people, not worthy of talking to someone as profound as me."
Then, Aotian looked at Sang Luo again, "Master, I have also taken off my mask and hat. Now, can you help me solve this matter?"
"Master, please help me get rid of these ghost fetuses in my stomach!"
Sang Luo took a bite of the melon and sneered, "You've already killed them once, do you want to do it a second time?"
Aotian was stunned for a moment, "I couldn't help it at the time. I was too young and not suitable to have children. I know that I am really sorry for my girlfriends, and I have already realized my mistake."
"Master, please save me!"
As he said that, Aotian lowered his head, not daring to look at Sang Luo again.
[Emphasis: several girlfriends]
【? ? ? How many girlfriends can he have with this look? 】
[Do girls today actually like this type of thing? 】
(End of chapter)
