There was an expression of admiration on Taixu's face: "Master, you are really amazing. I only found out about it just when I saw someone posted a live broadcast of Fang Xiu's attack on Buddhism. I didn't expect you, master, to have known about it for a long time."
"Taixu!" A look of sullenness flashed across the white-bearded old Taoist's face: "How many times have I warned you, my master, that we join the world this time for better practice, not for you to indulge in live broadcasts, short videos and other entertainment projects Above, the technology of this era is indeed advanced, but it is useless in the face of weirdness. Nowadays, the weird invasion is imminent, and the world may be destroyed at any time. Do you know how many people may die from the weirdness because of your skills on the mobile phone? hand?
You are so young, how can you keep reading?
If you have the energy, why not practice a little longer and go back and copy the Tao Te Ching ten times. "
Taixu suddenly felt ashamed. In order not to disappoint his master, he learned from the experience and changed his past mistakes: "What the master taught me is that when I go back and copy it twenty times, I not only copy it twenty times, but I also have to sell my mobile phone. The WiFi on the mountain was also disconnected..."
"Ahem...that's not necessary." The white-bearded old man quickly stopped Taixu's thoughts. Just when he was about to start talking about truth, suddenly!
Teng!
He was suddenly ejected from the futon, and his whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He looked at the sky in horror, and his body could not stop shaking. It was obviously a clear sky, but he seemed to see some unspeakable horror. .
The little Taoist priest Taixu was startled: "Master! Master, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"
The white-bearded old man ignored him, but looked at the sky in horror, trembling: "The world... the world is going to be destroyed!!"
Taixu was horrified: "Master, what nonsense are you talking about? This world is fine, why is it going to be destroyed?"
The white-bearded old man still ignored him, his body was shaking like a sieve, and he was picking his fingers to deduce things like crazy.
Suddenly, poof!
He spat out a mouthful of blood and almost fell to the ground. His eyes became more horrified and he trembled more violently: "The God of Wei...is coming to the world!! The God of Wei is coming to the world! It's over, everything is... ....Huh!?
never mind? "
The white-bearded old man was stunned in place, as if he was stupid, and kept mumbling to himself: "What on earth is going on? Why is the world going to be destroyed one second, and then everything will be fine the next?"
He kept deducing the secrets, and found that he had not deduced wrong, but was fine, as if the fatal crisis of world annihilation just now was an illusion.
"Ha...Hahaha..." This ecstatic feeling of escaping from death made the old man with white beard laugh so much that he even forgot about the mobile phone in his sleeve.
There was just a bang and the phone fell.
The scene was quiet for a second, and the master and apprentice looked at each other.
Taixu's expression is very exciting, first confused, then stunned, and finally furious.
"Master, I remember you said you didn't know how to buy a mobile phone. Whose mobile phone does this belong to?"
A look of embarrassment flashed across the white-bearded old man's face, and he was about to explain, but his expression changed wildly again, as if he had seen the end of the world.
"It's here again! The world is going to be destroyed! Help, I'm still young, I'm only ninety-eight, I don't want to die... Hey? Hey! Is everything okay again?"
He was stunned on the spot, completely confused as to what was going on. The sky clearly showed that the world was going to be destroyed, but why did everything go wrong after a while, and did it happen twice? Is this God kidding?
However, Taixu on the side had already seen through his master's tricks and said quietly: "Master, do you think your apprentice is a fool?"
"Taixu! What do you mean by this? Do you think my teacher is acting with you? My teacher has learned the art of deducing the secrets of heaven passed down from ancient Taoist sects, and can be able to predict the disasters that are about to happen. Induction, the more powerful the disaster, the stronger the induction, just now..."
Before the white-bearded old man finished speaking, his whole face changed again, and the terrifying aura of world destruction came from somewhere again, making him tremble uncontrollably.
"The world is about to be destroyed!! It's not over yet!"
His mood at this time was as exciting as riding a roller coaster, with violent ups and downs.
However, the clever Taixu had already seen through his master's poor acting skills, and looked on with disdain, watching the master sometimes scream in despair, sometimes in ecstasy after the disaster, and jump repeatedly.
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The old white-bearded Taoist kept switching seamlessly between despair and ecstasy, and among the Buddhists, Kong Jian was also constantly testing Fang Xiu's bottom line, jumping repeatedly on the edge of death.
In the end, Kong Jian found out in despair that Fang Xiu was simply not a human being. He was more tyrannical than any other tyrant in history, and could not tolerate a word "no" in his ears.
As long as he dares to say no, even if it is a small and insignificant request, Fang Xiu will definitely destroy the world immediately without any hesitation.
This makes Kong Jian feel outrageous. Does the world have a grudge against you? Destroy the world at the slightest disagreement?
There are only one compromise and countless compromises. In each compromise, Kong Jian signed a series of unequal treaties, and now Buddhism has officially joined the headquarters.
"Welcome to the headquarters." Fang Xiu said calmly.
Kong Jian's pale face has not yet recovered from the shadow of the world's destruction, and he forced a smile and said: "I... No, my subordinate has met the commander-in-chief."
He was convinced. He was completely convinced. Facing a ruthless man who would destroy the world at the slightest disagreement, it was impossible not to accept it. Now that Fang Xiu spoke, he really did not dare to refute. Refuting would lead to the destruction of the world. He did not want to be the one who destroyed the world. The culprit.
Fang Xiu nodded with satisfaction. He found that to deal with people who can deduce the secrets, there is no need to summon the mysterious god to reopen, because they were intimidated before summoning them. Therefore, sometimes knowing too much is not necessarily a good thing. , will make people timid. After all, the ignorant are fearless.
I just don’t know if the sixth-level master of the Dao Sect can deduce the secret of heaven. If he can, he won’t even have to bring the Taotie army with him when he bulldozes the Dao Sect.
Looking at Kong Jian who was following his advice, Fang Xiu finally asked the question he had always wanted to ask.
"Have you met Zhou Qingfeng?"
