"Military advisor, the stage has been set up!"
"We've rehearsed too!"
"Okay, Warigood!"
On the third day of April, the army once again came to the city. Today, instead of shouting and cursing as usual, they wanted to put on a show for the soldiers and civilians of Lucheng.
The stage was set up under the city gate.
"Dangdangdang..."
Gongs rang loudly, and soldiers with loud voices rushed to the city wall and shouted:
"Fellows and elders of Lucheng, you have worked hard to defend the city. Our military advisor has specially arranged two good shows for you today. Don't miss it!"
In fact, there was a sea of people on the city wall even without him shouting.
"Song, what the hell are you doing!" Chachai yelled.
"What are you yelling about? Just open your eyes and watch, I guarantee you will be full of praise!" Song Che responded and waved his hand:
"The first scene, "The Prince's Patricide," begins now!"
I saw a group of soldiers wearing Hu people's costumes on the stage, performing a drama about the Hu Kingdom's ministers and the Khan ascending the throne and proclaiming himself emperor.
"My name is Timur. I am the Great Khan of the Hu State. I want to be the emperor today and the king of this grassland..."
"I am the eldest prince Sultan, and my two nasty brothers want to take my throne..."
"I am the third prince Bach, and my father is going to make me the prince today..."
"I am the second prince Kuimu. I will kill my father with poisonous wine today..."
Tsk tsk!
What kind of drama will these soldiers play?
Even Song Che felt embarrassed, not to mention the barbarians on the city wall. The show had just begun and they were so angry that they started to curse.
"Damn it, this wine is poisonous!"
"Father Khan, Father Khan, what's wrong with you? Don't die!"
"Hey, hey, who asked you to change your lines randomly? The script I gave you doesn't have the three modal words 'f*ck'!"
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After the first scene ended, Song Che took the opportunity to greet the wall:
"General Chachai, is this drama exciting? You must not think that I am insulting you. I am actually telling you the truth through acting... Hey, all soldiers of the Hu tribe, listen, you are loyal to The Great Khan is actually a scumbag who kills his brother and his father!"
"Don't listen to his nonsense! He is sowing discord! Shoot the arrows! Shoot the arrows for me!"
Shoot an arrow?
Song Che specially set up the stage outside the range of the crossbow, so that he could finish the play without interference.
"I know you haven't seen enough, but don't worry, the next one will be even more exciting!" Song Che clapped his hands and greeted:
"The second performance of "Flooded Chitong City" begins!"
Another wave of soldiers came onto the stage. One of them, an "actor" who was nearly ten feet tall and had a big beard but was wearing women's clothing, took the lead in monologue:
"My name is Chachai, and I am the bravest man in Hu State. As long as I guard Chitong City, Liang Jun will not even think about crossing the border even if he has wings!"
"Okay! Although the expression is artificial and a bit exaggerated, my acting skills are still good. I'll reward you with ten pounds of mutton tonight!" Song Che clapped his hands and applauded, then pointed at the "fake chacha" on the stage and the real chacha on the wall. Guess shouted:
"General Chachai, it's really hard to find a special actor like you. I just picked this one out of my army of five hundred thousand! But this women's clothing really suits you. After the play is finished, I'll let it off. Come down and give it to you!”
Chachai was so angry that he beat his chest and stamped his feet!
"General, it's bad, the Liang people blew up the Lianghe embankment!"
"The flood is coming, the flood is coming!"
How do you think this play was performed? I saw a dozen soldiers taking off their pants in front of the city wall, peeing and shouting:
"The water flooded Chitong City, the water flooded Chitong City!"
"Song, you...you...you are too humiliating! Today...today I have to skin you! Prepare my horse for me!"
Chachai's anger, which he had been holding back for a month, finally burst out. He turned around and was about to rush down the city wall, but the lieutenants and staff repeatedly stopped him:
"General, please don't fall into this man's trick! He set up this stage today just to inspire you to fight!"
"Yes, General, Mr. Arhan has repeatedly warned you to only defend and not attack, otherwise you will be dealt with according to military law!"
"Everyone, get out of my way! I can't stand the cowardice of you, and even the bloody soldiers can't stand it!"
Chachai pushed aside all dissuasion and shouted, "Brothers, follow me out of the city to fight to the death with the Liang people!"
"Ho! Roar! Roar!"
The Hu people's anger was out of control.
Song Che secretly laughed in his heart. The turtle with his head was finally about to show his head. He tilted his head and said to the soldiers: "Send the order to the artillery battalion, aim at the gate of Lucheng. Take the sound of my gun as the order, and the artillery will be fired at the sound of the gun. There must be no mistake."
"yes!"
After a while, the gate of Lucheng opened and the suspension bridge was lowered. Chachai led the troops out with great force. He waved his sledgehammer and shouted angrily:
"Grandpa comes out today, which enemy will come to die first!"
"Hu Manxiu wants to be rampant, I will pick you!"
Wu Wei rode out with a halberd, shouting to kill Chachai.
"Bang the drums to cheer!"
"Dong dong dong..."
The heavy drum beats were deafening and the warring generals were furious!
What is a good show?
This is a good show!
"Hu Man suffers death!"
Wu Wei stabbed Chachai with a halberd.
Chachai didn't dodge at all, and slapped the halberd away with one hammer. He reined in his horse with one hand and hammered with the other. He seemed to have infinite power, and he didn't fight for more than three or four moves, and Wu Wei was beaten back repeatedly.
"ah!"
Chachai struck hard with a heavy hammer to the head and face, and Wu Wei used his halberd to block it, but the force was so great that even the horses under him fell to their knees.
Wu Wei gritted his teeth but could not move an inch.
"General Wu, come back quickly!" Song Che shouted with sweat in his palms.
Guess this monster can lift a jack with one arm, how can ordinary people fight against it?
"Don't worry, military advisor, I'm going to help General Wu!" Liu Kuang rode out with a long sword in hand.
Liu Kuang rushed to Chachai's horse and broke Wu Wei's siege with one move. Then he waved his long sword and temporarily forced Chachai back.
Wu Wei reined up his horse and stood up, and together with Liu Kuang, they attacked Chachai from the left and right.
Cha Cai spun the sledgehammer in his hand like a spiral, causing sand and dust to fly all over the sky. Fighting against two people with one person, not only did he not fall behind, he actually gained the upper hand. Wu Wei and Liu Kuang could not get in, and he Every blow can make people retreat with difficulty!
"Get out of my way!"
Finally, he charged up a hammer that made the horse neigh.
Wu Wei and Liu Kuang gasped for air and could only turn around and flee in defeat.
"Quickly, get some good wine to quench the thirst of the two generals!" Song Che ordered.
The soldiers took two jars of wine and handed them to Wu Wei and Liu Kuang, who were defeated. Their hands were shaking when they took the wine.
"Military advisor... that person is too... too... ugh!"
Wouldn’t the defeated general be upset?
Song Che quickly comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay. The two generals have done their best. They just need to drink and rest."
"Hey! Is this all you, General Liang, have? I was defeated before I even exerted my strength? Hahaha..." The victorious Chachai and Hu Jun were so arrogant.
"Tsk... He really let him pretend!"
Jiang Yuntian raised his head and drank a jar of strong wine, drew his sword and reined in his horse to fight out.
