I saw four big, thick, ruffian-looking Hu men with disheveled hair, carrying a blue-faced man, and stopped at the door of the milk tea shop, shouting at the top of their lungs:
"Neighbors, come over and take a look. The milk tea sold by this Liang man is not drinkable. My brother just took a sip and he became like this. Everyone came over to comment!"
Hu people also like to blackmail people, and they also like to watch the excitement. After a while, the entrance of the milk tea shop was full of people.
"Don't be slanderous. Our milk tea is freshly brewed. It's okay for so many people to drink it, but you guys just fell over. You're obviously here to cause trouble!" Sangzhu yelled at the group of men. .
Several Hu Han took a step forward and pointed at the man lying on the ground: "Then what's going on with my brother? You can't foam at the mouth for no reason, right? It's obviously poison in your milk tea that made him become like this Like this, today I’m just leaving my words behind. If you don’t give me an explanation, this store will never be opened again!”
"you--"
"Why."
Song Che pulled Sang Zhu back. Regardless of whether it was blackmail or not, if he quarreled with her, it would easily affect the store's business.
He stepped forward and said calmly: "Guys, I am the 'Liang man' you call me, and I am also the owner of this store."
He pointed at the man lying on the ground and said: "Whether he is suffering from food poisoning or not, he is in this condition. You should take him to see a doctor first."
Hu Han said: "How can I see a doctor if I don't have money?"
Song Che squinted and smiled, "How can you afford this 30 cents cup of milk tea without even seeing a doctor?"
"This..." Hu Han looked at each other and said, "Tsk!" He was originally the one looking for trouble, but he could still be reasonable? They said: "Buying milk tea and seeing a doctor are two different things, what? People who can't afford to see a doctor can't afford your milk tea? Stop talking nonsense, my brothers are all like this, and you must give an explanation today!"
"Okay, what do you want to say?" Song Che asked.
Hu Han said bluntly: "Well, I'll pay you one hundred taels of medicine, and you don't have to worry about whether my brother is alive or dead!"
"Tsk, tsk, your brother's life is worth only one hundred taels?"
"One hundred taels, isn't this blackmail?"
"Ao San'er, why don't you make things difficult for me just because I'm from Liang? I'm also doing serious business."
"Go, go, watch the fun, where are all the sarcastic remarks coming from? It's your brothers who are going to lie on the ground. You want more than me."
The eyes of the masses are sharp, but the hearts of the ruffians are dirty.
"Husband, let's report to the official..." Tuya whispered.
Song Che shook his head. These men came here today, obviously with a premeditated plan. The business of the milk tea shop is booming day by day, which has aroused the jealousy of many people. In addition, they are from Liang, so maybe they think that they are easy to bully.
That would be a big mistake!
Song Che whispered a few words in the ears of Tuya and a servant. Tuya and the servant nodded one after another and got out of the crowd.
"Okay, one hundred taels is one hundred taels! But..." Song Che changed the subject and came to the man lying on the ground again and said: "Song knows some medical skills. Please save this brother first. If he can't be cured, Okay, how about compensation?"
With so many pairs of eyes watching, the Hu Hans had no reason to refuse, so they nodded in agreement.
"Then let me take his pulse first."
Song Che squatted next to the man, grabbed his arm with his left hand, felt his pulse with his right hand, and pinched his armpit hard with his left hand. The man immediately frowned and bit his cheek, as if enduring the pain.
As expected, he was pretending to be ill.
"Well... this brother's pulse is a little weak, and there are indeed signs of poisoning," Song Che said: "However, Song happens to have a holy detoxification medicine. As long as he feeds it and takes it, the disease will be cured."
"The antidote is here!"
Tuya returned to the crowd carrying a bucket of extremely stinky "holy medicine", which was so stinky that the onlookers pinched their noses and backed away.
"This... what kind of holy medicine is this? This... this is clearly horse urine!" Hu Han shouted.
Song Che said, "Don't you understand this? In the pharmacology of our Daliang people, horse urine is the detoxification holy water. As long as you take a bowl of it, any poison can be 'dissolved'."
Regardless of whether the Hu Hans agreed or not, he picked up a spoonful of horse urine with a manure spoon and poured it into the mouth of the man lying on the ground.
"Liang Ren, you are trying to kill my brother. How can you let someone drink this horse urine?" Hu Han hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.
"Oh, with hundreds of pairs of eyes watching, can I still kill people? I admit that this horse urine smells a bit, but as the saying goes, 'Good medicine is bitter in the mouth and good for the disease.' A bowl of horse urine can save lives!"
Song Che issued an ultimatum to those Hu Han again, "I clearly have a way to cure diseases and save people, but you don't let me use it. If so, I will not compensate you for the one hundred taels of silver. Even if you sue the government, I will not This reason!"
Seeing Song Che's tough attitude, several Hu Han hesitated and finally gave way.
Song Che grabbed the man's mouth and poured horse urine into him while saying, "Brother, you must get better, otherwise I will lose a hundred taels of silver."
"Gulu gulu..." The man swallowed the horse urine in one gulp, clenched his fists tightly, and stretched his body straight. He also worked hard for the one hundred taels of silver.
Those who were watching the excitement could not help but cover their mouths, feeling disgusted for him.
After a while, a spoon full of horse urine was poured into the man's stomach without spilling a drop. To say that this guy's patience was really good, he didn't spit it out.
"Liang Ren, my brother has drunk horse urine, why haven't he woke up yet!"
"Well... maybe brother Ling is too deeply poisoned and the amount of horse urine is not enough. I'll feed him another spoonful to make sure he gets better."
Song Che scooped up another spoonful of horse urine. This time, no matter how hard he pinched it, the man's mouth would not open. It seemed that his patience had reached its limit.
Is there no way I can make you drink without opening your mouth? Song Che smiled coldly and pinched his nose with his hand. After a while, he couldn't hold it in anymore and could only open his mouth to breathe. Song Che took advantage of the opportunity to clamp his mouth and quickly drank the second spoonful of horse urine——
"I can not stand it any more!"
The last bite of horse urine that broke the camel's back!
"vomit!"
The man could no longer hold back his nausea, so he held his stomach and vomited profusely. He probably even vomited out the dinner he had eaten three days ago.
Song Che smiled coldly, threw away the manure spoon, pointed at the man who sat up, and said to all the onlookers:
"Actually, horse urine does not have detoxifying properties, but people who take it will feel nauseous and will vomit out all the 'bad water' in their stomachs, and the disease will be cured."
"This Liang man is really smart!"
Everyone watching the excitement couldn't help but give Song Che a thumbs up.
Song Che looked at all the Hu Han people coldly: "My store sells more than 500 cups of milk tea a day, and no one feels unwell. However, when I come to your place, I have a drinking problem. I think everyone knows the reason. Now that your brother’s illness has been cured, leave my shop quickly, otherwise you will be in great trouble!”
