"Are you blind? Even I can't see!"
The dwarf almost jumped with anger.
Song Che scratched his head and cursed secretly: "I met a fucking ghost today. I heard someone shouting, but I couldn't see anyone."
"you!"
The dwarf hurriedly moved a stool, and when he stood on it, it barely reached Song Che's chin. He shouted angrily: "Can you see me now?"
Song Che looked the dwarf up and down and asked: "Whose child is this? How can we let children play in the main hall?"
"Hahaha……"
It made the whole room burst into laughter, and even the reserved queen couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering.
Chocolate's face turned red, he clenched his fists and was about to hit him. Song Che lightly kicked the stool leg, causing him to fall backwards.
Another burst of laughter.
"Master Zhu, are you okay?" The tall man quickly helped the dwarf up.
"It's... it's simply unreasonable!" Chocolate glared at Mandolin, "Is this how your country treats its envoys!"
Xilan said: "Open your eyes and see, he is not from the Posuo country."
Zhu Guli raised his head and looked at Song Che for a while before saying, "You are from Liang!"
Song Che apologized with a smile: "My feet were shaking just now, and I accidentally kicked your stool. I'm really sorry. Please, this 'little adult', please don't ruin the friendship between the two countries because of me."
Chocolate gritted his teeth, suddenly smiled, and turned to ask Mandolin: "Your Majesty the Queen, I heard that the Palace of the Prince of Bliss never allows men to enter easily. What's going on with this Liang man?"
He circled around Song Che again, sarcastically saying from time to time: "Look, how rich he is dressed and how handsome he looks. Such a man, who is from Dongtu Daliang, should be very popular with you women, right? Is it possible? He is Her Majesty’s—”
"presumptuous!"
Xi Lan pulled out the sword from her waist and said, "Damn dwarf, if you dare to speak blasphemy again, I will kill you in front of you!"
"Hahaha..." Chocolate raised his head and laughed, "I haven't finished speaking yet. Why is the general so excited? Hey, I understand, I understand, how can this woman live without a man? It's like your country. , 70% of them are women, and in our country of Zhuzi, there are many girls and boys. If the two countries can merge into one, wouldn't they be able to solve their respective needs?"
He walked up to Mandolin again, nodded and saluted, and said with a smile: "My respected Majesty the Queen, Bosuo and Zhuzi are the same country. If a war breaks out, brothers will definitely kill each other and everyone will be devastated. You think it's better than this, If you hand over the national seal, our benevolent King Atuba will definitely stop waging war for the sake of his compatriots. By then, Zhuzi and Posu will reunite and continue the glory of the Xishan Kingdom. Why not? ?”
"Stop farting!"
Xi Lan cursed: "Who is Atubai? A thief who has no shame and repays favor with revenge has no qualifications to hold the royal seal!"
Chocolate shook his head and sighed softly: "You women, you just like to act emotionally. To hold the royal seal is to rely on strength and fists. Etiquette, justice and shame are just excuses to deceive yourself and others."
He added: "You don't have to hand over the royal seal. Our kind King Atuba has said that as long as Her Majesty the Queen is willing to marry him and become the queen, she can stop the war."
"Shameless bastard, I'll kill you!"
Xilan went down to the hall with her sword and slashed at Chocolate angrily.
Chocolate was not afraid at all. The moment the knife fell, the big man stepped forward, clapped his hands and clamped the blade between his palms. No matter how Xi Lan drew the knife, it did not move at all.
Zhu Guli said coldly: "Before coming to your Whirlpool Kingdom, I issued an order with the Zhuzi Army. If they don't see me back before noon, they will attack with their entire army and trample through your Whirlpool Capital. No humans or animals will be left behind!"
"Your Majesty the Queen! If you want to fight, why are you keeping them here? Order the guards to kill them!" Xi Lan kicked the big man away, trembling with rage, and all the guards had surrounded the hall.
Mandolin clenched her fists tightly. If she gave the order, the war would break out, which would cost the lives of tens of thousands of people...
When she hesitated, she looked to Song Che for help.
Looking for Song Che?
Just look for Song Che.
"Wait a minute, I have a better way. It's not a bloody battle, but everyone fights for their own interests." Song Che asked the dwarf with a smile: "I wonder, little friend, are you willing to listen?"
Chocolate yelled angrily: "Open your dog eyes and take a look, I am twenty-eight this year!"
What the hell is twenty-eight?
He looks like fifty-eight!
"Humph, Liang people, I solemnly warn you! Even though your Liang Dynasty is powerful, this is the Western Region. The battle between Posu and Zhuzi is also our own family's business. If you dare to interfere with it, when we break the city today, you will be killed too. Kill me!" Chocolate said harshly.
"Hey, you can rest assured about this. Song is just a businessman and will never do anything that would cause him to suffer a loss," Song Che smiled and said:
"Just now Chocolate, you said——"
"My name is Chocolate!"
"Harm! It's not bad... You just said that the two countries are compatriots. If a war breaks out, it will be fratricide. Then why don't we use a more civilized way to decide who owns the national seal?" Song Che paused and then said:
"Therefore, I propose that the two countries engage in a 'competition to win the seal'——
On the border between the two countries, an arena was set up for three rounds of competition. King vs. king, general vs. general, winning two out of three rounds. The winner holds the national seal and the loser bows his head. What do you think? "
"Huh? What? Did I hear correctly?"
Zhu Guli picked his ears and said, "A country where even the king is a woman dares to compete with our powerful Zhuzi country in the ring? Return the king to the king? Don't you know that our respected King Atubai was once the strongest in Western Shanxi? A big warrior? If you let the delicate Queen compete with him, you might as well just marry him and become the princess!"
Song Che smiled: "The vast majority of successful men cannot do without women, and the vast majority of failed men do so because they see women clearly."
He tilted his head and winked at Mandolin: "You think so? My respected Majesty the Queen."
Mandolin looked at Xilan and asked for her opinion.
Xilan thought for a moment, clenched her fists, and nodded.
Mandolin decided loudly: "Okay, for the sake of the people of the two countries, I promise to compete for the seal. The winner will be the king, and the loser will be the subject!"
"Since you are humiliating yourself, I also agree to the martial arts contest on behalf of Zhu Ziguo," Zhu Guli said again: "However, since it is a martial arts contest, there must be rules to avoid being injured or killing someone, and denying it! "
"No problem." Song Che said: "The date of the competition is set at noon two days later. The arena will be set up at the border between Bosu and Zhuzi. The two countries signed an alliance before the competition. No one is allowed to go back on it. There are no restrictions on weapons in the competition. There is no limit to time, no limit to life or death, the one who wins the ring wins and the one who loses the ring loses, how about that?"
"You guys are so stupid, you're going to lose!"
Chocolate left a harsh word and strode out of the palace.
