As a friend of women who have many wives and concubines and run private houses, Song Che understands their illnesses all too well.
"I will send someone to bring a bottle of alcohol later and use it to clean and disinfect first. When I was passing by the garden, I saw some aloe vera plants. I picked some and applied the juice outside the door. Then I paid attention to ventilation and Personal hygiene...oh, by the way,"
Song Che smiled at Her Majesty the Queen, who was already blushing with embarrassment, and warned: "Kneading also requires skills. Doudou brings more happiness than just a piece. Also, the comfort must be appropriate, not too excessive, and in the Before that, be sure to wash your hands quickly.”
The queen's urgent breathing caused ripples in her veil. She bit her lip and squeezed out: "How do you know..."
Song Che smiled and said, "Among the Queen's five fingers, only the middle one has her nails cut. Isn't it obvious?"
The queen quickly retracted her jade hands into her cuffs.
Xi Lan also subconsciously put her hands behind her back.
Song Che glanced sideways at the female general and said with a smile: "It's human nature and there's no need to cover it up..."
Xilan's face turned red: "I was... I was training soldiers on weekdays, and I accidentally... accidentally broke it!"
"Hey, Song completely believes in you, completely believes..."
Woman.
"Mr. Song is really skilled in medicine. So, what reward do you want? As long as I can give it, I will never be stingy." The queen asked.
In this case, Song Che was not polite anymore, but just when he was about to speak, suddenly, a maid rushed into the palace:
"Your Majesty the Queen, Your Majesty! Report from the front, Zhuzi's five thousand troops have arrived at our border! Zhuzi's envoy Chocolate is asking for a meeting outside the palace, saying that he wants to negotiate with Your Majesty!"
"What!"
Queen Whispering sat up in shock and yelled angrily: "The army has already invaded the border, and you still pretend to send people to negotiate! Beat them away with sticks, and I will personally go into battle to defend against the enemy!"
Xi Lan stopped the Queen: "Your Majesty, you are ill and cannot ride a horse for the time being. Leave it to me to defend the enemy! This time, even if we fight to the last soldier, we will never be bullied by them again." !”
She was determined to face death, but Song Che stopped her and advised: "General, don't be anxious now. Since the other party has sent envoys to negotiate, it means there is still a chance to stop the war. Why not listen to their conditions first? "
"What do you, an outsider, know? The Zhuzi people are all greedy people. Negotiating with them will only be a waste of words. It would be better to fight for life and death on the battlefield!"
Xilan wanted to push Song Che away, but Song Che grabbed her wrist and urged: "Look at the dark circles under your eyes. You patrolled all night last night. You brought me to see the Queen this morning. Now you are in a hurry to go to war. You are exhausted." If you don't maintain your momentum well, your momentum will fall behind the enemy's. How can you win?
The negotiation does not have to be successful, and even if it succeeds, it does not have to be given. If you can delay it for three days, you can change it for three more days. "
"Xi Lan, what he said makes sense. Now is not a good time for a decisive battle." The queen also tried to persuade her. She tilted her head and looked at Song Che:
"Mr. Song, I am not a trustworthy person, but in the face of a powerful enemy, I must put the country first. But don't worry, if Posuo can survive this disaster, I will definitely repay the promise I owe you! Now, while Zhuzi Kingdom is here, The army hasn't arrived yet, so hurry up and take your caravan to leave the capital and flee!"
Song Che slowly shook his head, "I want to see the excitement."
"Do you think this is child's play? Are you still watching the excitement——"
"Child's play can be more exciting than this."
Song Che ignored it, turned around and walked out of the palace.
"Your Majesty, why do you listen to him? He is just an outsider who has only been in the capital for half a day!" Xi Lan clenched her fists.
The queen looked at Song Che's back and shook her head, "The most important thing right now is the negotiation. Let's put the rest aside."
…
Inside the palace.
The few ministers of the Posas Kingdom had already arrived, and they were all women wearing veils.
In the hall, there were two men standing, one tall and one short. The taller one was nine feet tall and his body was as strong as an ox; the short one was only four feet tall and was actually a dwarf with a short stature. Regardless of whether they were tall or short, both of them had their heads raised proudly. , defiant.
"Where is your Queen Mandolin? Why hasn't she come out yet? Is this how your country treats its envoys?" the dwarf asked loudly.
The tall man continued to chat: "As expected, women still can't be in charge of the house. Everything is done by the mother-in-law. If we don't come out, we will go back and lead troops to attack the city!"
Even if the ministers are angry, they must endure it.
"The Queen has arrived!"
Queen Mandolin, escorted by Xi Lan and a team of maids, walked into the hall with her head held high, and Song Che followed behind.
All the ministers paid homage, but the tall and short duo remained indifferent. They were strong-willed and stubborn.
"Chocolate, half a year ago, Posuo and Zhuzi made an alliance to dedicate two markets to you. From then on, they stopped fighting and made peace. Why are you raising troops to invade our territory today?" Mandolin shouted angrily.
The dwarf took a step forward and said with a smile: "My respected Majesty the Queen, it's not that we broke the covenant, but that God has not been kind to us. In the past month, desert dust storms have continued, and the two markets that your country assigned to our country have now turned into sand. Hai, all the people in the market have moved back to you, isn't this equivalent to giving them away for nothing?"
"That's nonsense!"
Xilan shouted: "After the market is assigned to you, it will become your Zhuzi land, and you are responsible for its life and death! Not to mention natural and man-made disasters, who can predict it!"
Chocolate spread his hands, "Then we have nothing to do with it. If the country doesn't compensate us again, we will have to take it ourselves."
Xi Lan angrily scolded: "You obviously want to find excuses for starting a war!"
Chocolate smiled coldly: "We just get back what belongs to us."
"Snapped!"
Mandolin slapped the table and stood up, "Then what's the point of talking to you? Come here, beat these two with sticks!"
"Wait!"
Zhu Guli stopped loudly, walked to the ministers of Posuo one after another, and persuaded: "War is really cruel, isn't it? There are only 3,000 people in your Posuo country who can fight, half of them are women, and our Zhuzi country All of them are strong warriors. I would like to ask you, ministers, if there is such a huge disparity between them, if Posuo and Zhuzi fight, who will win?"
Even if the ministers were dissatisfied, they could not hide the fear in their eyes.
"Who? Who the hell is talking?"
Song Che looked around, left and right.
