"It's okay for you to teach them how to read, but you have to promise me that you won't teach them those sneaky tricks in the shopping mall, otherwise I will drive you away with a sledgehammer."
Guo Shuyun solemnly warned.
Song Che pointed to the children sitting under the shade of the tree and the four poker players, and said with a smile: "If Miss Guo is worried, you can sit down and listen to the lecture together. Song has always taught students according to their aptitude."
Guo Shuyun folded her arms, leaned on the big tree, and said coldly: "I taught you, please leave me alone."
"By the way, my handwriting is not pretty. How about you be my assistant and help me write on the blackboard?" Song Che asked.
Guo Shuyun whispered: "It's feasible."
"Okay, let's get started."
Song Che put his hands on his back, walked among the children, and preached loudly:
"Teaching and educating people can be summed up in five words: morality, intelligence, body, beauty and labor."
He pointed at Guo Shuyun: "Remember!"
Guo Shuyun curled her lips and wrote these five words on the topic board even though she was reluctant.
"Virtue refers to thoughts and moral character. Wisdom refers to knowledge and wisdom. Body refers to physical and mental health. Beauty refers to aesthetic consciousness. Labor refers to what one can do——
Today, I can only tell you a general concept. After that, I will compile the "Three Character Classic", "The Thousand Character Classic", and "Nine-Nine Multiplication Tables". If you memorize these three formulas and understand them, your moral character and wisdom will be greatly improved. You can also gain enlightenment;
Regarding physical health, I will personally teach you two sets of exercises later. One is "Radio Gymnastics", done once a day, and the other is "Eye Exercises", done twice a day. Of course, after you learn it, you can also Take it home and teach it to your parents and relatives;
Is it about aesthetic consciousness..."
Song Che pursed his lips and thought for a moment, then his eyes lit up, "Yes!" He said to the children:
"After you go back, prepare paper and pen. If you don't have it, you can use dry charcoal or wooden boards instead. Bring it to class tomorrow. Let's have a painting class. As for what to draw... let me think about it."
He looked left and right, looking up and down. Painting landscapes was too profound, and painting animals was not fixed. Only painting portraits was the most aesthetically pleasing. Unknowingly, his eyes were fixed on Guo Shuyun.
"Look what I'm doing!" She looked so uncomfortable facing this naked gaze.
Song Che smiled and said: "I searched all the subjects and found that only Miss Guo is pretty, so I would like to ask you to be a 'model' for the children."
"Model?"
"Just stand still and let the children draw you. If possible, I hope you can dress more beautifully. A pleasing model can often inspire more beauty."
"I--"
"Okay, okay, I've wanted to draw Sister Guo for a long time!"
"Sister Guo is the most beautiful and beautiful person in our village."
Guo Shuyun originally wanted to refuse, but was afraid of living up to the children's expectations, so she sighed softly and agreed.
"As for this last 'labor', children, please go home and help your parents with housework, such as grazing and weeding."
After Song Che finished speaking, he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, now, everyone, stand up. I will teach you the third set of National Radio Gymnastics for Primary School Students, "Colorful Sunshine." Everyone, watch me demonstrate it first, and try to remember the essentials of the movements."
Not to brag, when Song Che was in elementary school, his physical education teacher couldn't dance as well as him, so this radio gymnastics routine, more than ten years later, is still fresh in his memory.
"The first section, stretching exercise, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven-eight, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven-eight..."
Song Che took the lead, and there were studious children who started to imitate the movements, and the poker foursome was also ready to move.
Soon, all the nine-section gymnastics demonstrations were completed. Song Che couldn't help but gasp and had to sigh, time makes people grow old.
"I see that these four brothers are all following along. So, Miss Guo, how much did you learn?" he asked with a smile.
Guo Shuyun dismissed it, "Rather than learn these things from you, why not let me teach them a few sets of boxing."
Song Che shook his head, "The intensity of boxing training is too high for children to bear. Gymnastics is a very scientific exercise that can take care of all joints. Practicing it every day will have hundreds of benefits without any harm."
At this time, the Six of Hearts also came to talk: "Yes, Master, I heard from the brothers in the village that this person taught me a move to stretch the cervical spine yesterday. We have been standing guard on horseback for a long time, and our waist and cervical spine are uncomfortable. I used him That trick is really miraculous, I think this Mr. Song has some real abilities."
He no longer calls Song Che the pretty boy, but instead calls him sir. Isn't this how he convinces people with his virtue?
Guo Shuyun hesitated, looking a little embarrassed, "I can understand such a simple movement at a glance, but...but the next few sections are okay, there is a section called 'breast expansion exercise', such a shameful and indecent posture, How can I do it?"
Song Che glanced at Guo Shuyun's busty chest and said, "Miss Guo, why do you care about this when you're already pretending to be a man? What's more, no one treats you as a woman."
"Song! Don't think that if you are given some power, you will be able to push forward! I can make you wield a sledgehammer with just one word!"
"Ah, since you don't like this exercise, then you might as well not practice it... Come on, kids, let's do it."
It seemed that in less than half an hour, Song Che had successfully "occupied the magpie's nest". The children happily followed behind him to practice, while Guo Shuyun was completely distracted.
The shade of the trees shielded them from the scorching sun, and the breeze that blew from time to time wiped away the sweat on the children's foreheads. Under Song Che's humorous and vivid teaching, there was laughter and joy.
There was a smell of vinegar in the air.
Guo Shuyun leaned against the tree trunk, kept clasping the bark, staring straight at Song Che, and whispered: "You bastard, you dare to snatch my child..."
"Okay, the last section is jumping exercise. After you finish it, let's take a rest and I'll tell you the story of "Pinocchio"."
Song Che beat the beat with his hands, and the children followed the rhythm. But suddenly, a little girl fainted and fell to the ground while jumping.
"Guo'er!"
"Quick! Get water!"
Guo Shuyun rushed forward and helped the little girl up from the ground. At this time, her face turned pale, sweat continued on her forehead, and her whole body seemed to have softened.
I fed her some water, but to no avail.
Song Che checked the little girl's forehead temperature. It was not hot but very cold. She didn't have heat stroke. He wanted to try pinching Renzhong——
"Get out of here! It's all your fault for doing some gymnastics. Guo'er is already in poor health, so how can she perform such violent movements? Song, let me tell you, if anything happens to Guo'er, you're the only one I'll ask!"
Guo Shuyun pushed Song Che away, picked up the girl and ran towards the village.
Song Che frowned and quickly followed.
