"To talk about this Dapeng, we have to mention Kun. It is said that in the distant land of Beiming, there is an extremely huge creature called Cai. Oh no, it is Kun. This Kun is so big..."
Song Che sat cross-legged under the big tree, telling the children fantasy stories with gestures like a prophet and wise man.
The children held their faces in their hands and listened with great interest.
But there was one person whose face was rather ugly.
After someone robbed her of her "job", could she look good? These children should have been surrounding her.
"Dong dong dong!"
"Ahem!"
Guo Shuyun knocked on the question board hard, coughed twice, and said sternly: "Everyone, please return to your seats and sit down."
This "head teacher" is still somewhat dignified, and the children quickly get into their places.
"The surname is Song."
"What?"
"Teaching educates people, and what you teach is knowledge that can be learned and applied! What is the use of talking about these illusory things?" Guo Shuyun scolded.
Song Che waved his hand and said with a smile: "Hey, they are still children. What child doesn't like to listen to stories? Only by cultivating divergent thinking from an early age and having unlimited imagination can you have unlimited creativity."
"I've never heard of imagination and creativity. Don't make things up here and mislead people."
"Me? Misleading people?"
Song Che stood up, dusted off his buttocks, and faced Guo Shuyun: "I went to kindergarten at the age of three. I graduated from the upper class early at the age of five. I started receiving nine-year compulsory education at the age of six. I was admitted to a key university at the age of eighteen. At the age of ten, I can already think about life alone... If I mislead my children, no one in this world can teach them well."
Guo Shuyun looked at Song Che back and forth three times from beginning to end, snorted lightly, and smiled sweetly: "You are so powerful, why did you become my prisoner?"
Now, this is a woman who starts attacking her personally when she can't say anything.
"Test me."
"What?"
"Take out the questions you think are the most difficult and test them on me. No matter astronomy, geography, poetry or music, as long as you can stump me, I will kneel down, kowtow to you three times, and call you 'grandma'." But if I answer it,"
Song Che raised the corners of his mouth slightly, pointed at the children and smiled: "How about you also let me teach them to read with you?"
Song Che is boring in this village anyway, and he may not be able to escape in ten or eight days, so he might as well find some fun for himself and cultivate his sentiments.
"Tch, it's just you? A businessman who only makes money and is greedy for profit?"
"Miss Guo, I am not an ordinary businessman. Anyone who knows me knows that I am terrifyingly perfect."
"Ugh, I almost threw up my lunch."
Guo Shuyun agreed: "Okay, Kuijin praises you so much, but I don't believe it, so I will give you a question to test you. If you can solve it, I will let you teach the children to read with me. But if you If you can’t figure it out, I don’t care if you call me aunt. From now on, you will just work with those businessmen and hoe, how about that?”
Song Che confidently said yes.
"You keep an eye on it."
Guo Shuyun picked up four wooden sticks, cut them into equal lengths, placed a word "mountain" on the ground, and said:
"This difficult problem is called 'Changing Mountains into Fields'. You can move the stick at will. If you can turn it into the word 'field', you will win. Of course, there is a time limit;"
She casually pointed to a caterpillar on the tree trunk and said: "If you haven't been able to get rid of this caterpillar when it climbs to the first treetop, you should go to the north slope and swing a hammer."
The children and the poker foursome gathered around, discussing how to move the sticks.
"There are only four wooden sticks. No matter how you move them, they can't be transformed into the character '田', right?"
"The boss, can you break this stick?"
"Of course it won't work. If there are four poles placed, only four can be moved."
Guo Shuyun folded her arms, tilted her chin, and looked at Song Che triumphantly, mocking from time to time: "Aren't you frighteningly perfect? How about it? Can't you figure it out? If you give up now, I will only let you play for three days. Hammer, otherwise——"
"It's solved."
Song Che grabbed four wooden sticks, placed them side by side, and showed the cross section to everyone: "Look, doesn't this spell out the word '田'?"
"Hey! That's right. You only said to move the stick, but you didn't say you couldn't stand it up?"
"Uncle Song, you are so smart!"
"Wrong, wrong again, you should call me brother."
Song Che showed the wooden stick in his hand to Guo Shuyun and said with a smile: "Miss Guo, I accept it."
Guo Shuyun curled her lips and said, "You may be a little clever, but...this question is just a small test of your skills. Do you dare to solve my question again?"
Song Che shrugged, threw away the wooden stick, and said fearlessly: "I can do it. If the next question is solved, Miss Guo must fulfill her promise, otherwise her nose will grow long if she lies in front of so many children who have broken their promises. .”
"Brother Song, why... why does lying make your nose grow longer?"
"Ah, this is from a fairy tale called "Pinocchio". I'll tell you about it later. Now, let's ask Miss Guo about her problem, right?" Song Che winked at her.
Guo Shuyun rolled up her sleeves and made a show of doing something serious: "Then listen carefully, this is a difficult problem about buying and selling——
When I buy a cow, I am fifteen taels short of it, and you are twenty-five taels short of it. The two of us have a total of seventy taels of silver. How much does this cow cost?
It should be easy for you, a businessman, to solve this business problem. So I only give you a quarter of an hour to solve the problem. Isn't that too much? "
"The answer is, I have forty taels on me, you have thirty taels on me, and the price of the cow is fifty-five taels."
Song Che blurted out.
Guo Shuyun was stunned by the speed of solving the problem. She bit her lip, "You...you are obviously a blind cat who met a dead mouse. You guessed it!"
"Does a three-year-old still need to use his or her brain to guess this kind of question?"
Song Che took the chalk from Guo Shuyun's hand, knocked on the question board, and asked the children to come closer and teach on the spot:
"You will definitely not understand if you use equations to answer it, so I will explain it by drawing line segments——
This solid line represents the money I have, and the extended dotted line represents the fifteen taels added, which can buy a cow;
In the same way, the second solid line represents Miss Guo’s money, and the dotted line is the additional twenty-five taels, which can also be used to buy a cow;
The two solid lines add up to the money that Miss Guo and I have, a total of seventy taels, plus two dotted lines for the price difference, fifteen taels and twenty-five taels, for a total of one hundred and eleven taels;
One hundred and twenty taels can buy two melons. So, kids, how much does one melon cost? "
Children and big men laughed in unison and replied:
"Fifty-five taels!"
Song Che threw the chalk back to Guo Shuyun and smiled lightly: "Miss Guo, this is called teaching."
Guo Shuyun tilted her head and hummed softly: "You are awesome."
