"Mom, she forced me to marry someone I didn't like, so I decided to run away from home and go to Jiangnan to find you. But when I left, I was in a hurry and forgot to bring enough money. When I arrived in Shaanzhou, my money bag was empty. , in order to make some money quickly, I thought of trying my luck at Ma's Gambling House in the city. At the beginning, the gambling table was very prosperous, and I won dozens of taels, but later I lost it all in one breath. I didn't want to I willingly asked the teacher to borrow twenty taels in an attempt to recoup my money, but who knows, I lost all my money in the end. At this time, the teacher who was smiling when he induced me to borrow money suddenly turned into a wolf and a tiger. Leopard came to me with a group of vicious thugs to pay me back. I lost all my money and couldn't get it back. I had to run out while they weren't paying attention. They chased me all the way to the dock, and then I met you. ..." Liu Xiang'er was holding a meat bun and gobbling it down. How could she still look like a lady despite her disheveled appearance?
"You..." Song Che shook his head and poured her a cup of tea.
"Fortunately, you pretended to be a man. If you want them to know that you are a little girl, the end will be miserable. Alas...it will make you wiser and you will be beaten once."
"I'm not a little girl. After this autumn, I will be eighteen years old." She tried her best to straighten her chest and waved it in front of Song Che's eyes: "Look, I have grown up!" Song Che raised his eyebrows. Pick, I haven't seen him in two years, and he has... really grown up a lot, but his mood has not changed at all.
"You've been away from home for so many days, how worried I must be. I happen to be passing through Chang'an this time, so you have to go back with me."
"Ah! I'm not going back!" Liu Xiang'er threw away the bun in her hand.
"As soon as I go back, they will tie me to a sedan chair. I would rather starve to death outside than get married!" Song Che said with a sinister smile: "You can't be willful if you get on my pirate ship."
"Then...then I'll jump off!" Liu Xiang'er ran to the bow of the ship and jumped on it. Song Che was not impatient and said softly: "I have ten thousand ways to fish you out of the water."
"You!" Liu Xiang'er bit her lip, with tears in her eyes, pitifully: "Brother-in-law, why do you want to push me into the fire pit!" She glared and said fiercely: "You want me to go back to Chang'an with you? Yes, but you have to find a way to postpone the marriage, otherwise...otherwise I will tell my sister, uncle, aunt, my mother, and my father what you did to me that night!" Song Che's tiger body trembled, I thought to myself, Oh no, she’s doing this again!
"Boss, I didn't expect you to be such a person, even your cousin would be spared..."
"That's right, I suddenly feel less sacred."
"Oh, my God, Boss Song, you can't go to heaven like this..." Everyone on the deck heard it and misunderstood it.
Song Che quickly explained: "No, no, don't listen to her nonsense, I have no conscience, I have never done anything -"
"You did it! You touched me here, and you touched me here--"
"Ah!" Song Che shouted with his face in his hands, looking at Liu Xiang'er very seriously: "I suddenly feel that it is inappropriate for my sister-in-law to force you to get married. I will definitely scold them this time when I go to Chang'an, and then put this marriage to bed. Pushed!" Liu Xiang'er tilted her head and hummed,
"You know what's going on!"
"Okay, you little goblin, get off the bow of the boat quickly so you don't fall -" At this moment,
"Whoosh!" An iron egg came from nowhere and hit Liu Xiang'er's left arm. She screamed and fell from the bow of the boat.
"Xiang'er!"
"Brother-in-law, help me, I...I don't know how to swim! Gulu, gulu..." Liu Xiang'er's cry for help came from the bottom of the boat.
Song Che jumped off the cargo ship without thinking too much, grabbed Liu Xiang'er's body with one hand, and supported the hull of the ship with the other hand. At this time, he saw three small boats being lowered on both sides of the river bank. There were seven or eight people in each boat, all holding hands. Swords, guns and sticks, the leader was about forty years old. He had one hand behind his back and played with two iron eggs with the other. His expression was extremely arrogant. Behind him was a thin Confucian scholar with a bruised nose and swollen face. He was the same man from before. The teacher I met at the Shaanzhou Pier.
"Third Master, these are the foreigners!" the teacher yelled, pointing at Song Che who fell into the water. The leading man glanced at Song Che coldly, then glanced at the fleet, and said proudly: "It seems that the business is quite big, but my brain is not very good, how dare you do it on my territory, Niu San" Go wild!" The sailor lowered the rope, letting Song Che grab it, and dragged him and Liu Xiang'er onto the boat.
"Brother-in-law, my arm hurts so much, I can't move it." Liu Xiang'er covered her left arm, shivering in pain.
Song Che lifted up her sleeves and saw that her entire arm was bruised. He frowned and became furious.
"Hey! Foreigner, bring me five hundred taels of silver to compensate my brother for the soup and medicine. Then kneel down and apologize to us, and then this matter will be over. Otherwise, you will never get over today!" The teacher yelled at the top of his lungs. .
"Boss? How to do it?" Nangong Yue stepped forward and asked. Song Che said coldly: "These bugs, one less person will bring more peace to the world. Blow them up to death."
"Pull up the artillery!" These waterwheels were originally warships. In order to ensure a smooth business trip, Song Che brought a variety of military firearms, including an artillery piece. The boatmen and sailors who accompanied the ship also They are all veterans with combat experience.
The sailors pushed the artillery and ammunition onto the bow of the ship, and placed one on the side of the ship. As soon as their rough appearance appeared, and the muzzles of the guns were pointed at the three small boats, Niu San, Teacher Ye and others immediately became nervous.
"What...what is this?" Niu San couldn't play with the iron egg in his hand anymore, so he turned his head and asked the teacher beside him.
The teacher wiped his sweat.
"I haven't seen it either. Maybe it's... maybe it's a loudspeaker for shouting, maybe..."
"Who the hell did you mess with!"
"Third Master, aren't these... just a group of businessmen from out of town?"
"fire!"
"Boom!" With a loud noise, the cannonball exploded beside the ship, and the water waves aroused instantly overturned the three boats!
Niu San and others were pulling the boat, and they were horrified!
"You missed it at such a close distance?" Song Che deliberately raised his voice.
"I'm sorry, Boss Song. The shot just now was just a test shot. I'm sure it will hit this time!" The sailor turned the gun and pointed it directly at Niu San and the teacher.
The other followers hurriedly swam to the shore. Niu San and the teacher did not dare to move, their faces were so frightened that they were almost distorted. Niu San hurriedly cried out and begged for mercy: "Master! Master, please forgive me! I have offended you because I can't see Taishan! Your Majesty, don't you?" Remember the villain, spare him this time!"
"You don't need to think about it to know that you two bastards have done so many bad things in daily life. Your crimes deserve to be punished and are unforgivable... let's fire!"
"Boom!" As soon as the shot penetrated the soul, flesh and blood flew everywhere and were torn apart! Song Che shouted to the group of minions on the shore: "Those of you who are on the shore, listen to me. These two bastards are just trying to scare the monkeys. If you dare to act recklessly again, you will end up like them. Do you understand!" All the minions knelt down and bowed their heads, completely shocked by the pressure!
