"Bah bang bang..." As expected, it was the shopkeeper's. His hands were very fast. He stared at the numbers and fiddled with the abacus.
Unfortunately, she encountered high technology. If it weren't for the lack of signal in ancient times, Song Che would have directly called
"Xiao Ai Classmate" uses artificial intelligence to calculate faster. Qin Ruo had just counted the fifth number when Song Che raised his phone and said loudly: "The total of these ten numbers is twenty-three thousand seven hundred and twenty-one."
"You... are you blind? How could you calculate so quickly?" Shen Wenjun didn't believe it. No one believed it.
Song Che turned off the phone and put it in his sleeve to prevent them from asking questions again.
"Whether this is the number or not, we won't know until the shopkeeper calculates it?" After Qin Ruo calculated the last number, her face turned pale in disbelief: "It's really... twenty-three thousand, seven hundred and twenty-one." Shen Wenjun She took the abacus and calculated it again. It was indeed this number. She looked at Song Che in surprise: "You have such a magical abacus, why didn't you take it out earlier?"
"Uh... this, this thing is my family heirloom. I usually enshrine it with incense and don't take it out for use easily. Besides, for daily calculations, an abacus can suffice. I don't need it. ." How else could Song Che explain?
You can't tell them that this is high technology from a thousand years later, right? Then they won't believe it even more.
Shen Wenjun pressed her face against his, squinted her eyes and asked, "Didn't you lose your memory? Where did you get the family heirloom?" Song Che poked her forehead with his finger and slowly pushed her away.
"It's not good for you to ask too many questions. Anyway, I won this level. Who's next?"
"It's me!" Lin Yue had been holding back her anger for a long time, and she stood in front of Shen Wenjun and the others.
"The first three questions can be passed by anyone who knows how to be clever, but I'm going to get real with you!" She used her anger to sink into her Dantian, took a steady step, and put her legs together tightly. He raised his head and said provocatively: "Don't worry about the fancy things. If you can break my legs apart, you win! But the premise is that no one is allowed to help, and you can't use objects, you can only use your bare hands and feet!" Wen Dou can't do it! , come to fight, right?
Song Che stepped forward first to test his strength, but his legs were as slender as two pieces of wood, hard and tight, and could not move at all no matter how hard he exerted himself.
"Normally, I haven't seen you so good at pinching, right?"
"Don't be verbose. If you can't break the half stick of incense, you lose. You can't take the three of them away."
"If I poke your belly button, will you feel discouraged?"
"Hmph, women are not like you men. They can close wherever they should be closed. And I have internal protection, so it won't matter where you poke me."
"Then can I try it with other parts of my body?"
"As long as you don't use external force, you can use anything."
"You...don't be shy?"
"Don't be ashamed! There are so many people watching!"
"Then I'll do it!" Song Che squatted in front of Lin Yue's legs, smiled, opened his mouth wide, and stuck out his tongue: "A little bit..." Lick!
Men don’t have to do it
"The Man with the Golden Gun"
"Goldfinger",
"Golden Tongue", as long as she can master the same skill, it can make her want to stop.
"Eh...that's disgusting, you...get up quickly!" Lin Yue blushed and looked at
Song Che, who had a "bright tongue", had his legs trembling slightly unconsciously. What were you thinking? Of course Song Che wouldn't really lick it.
Just waiting for her to relax, Song Che suddenly exerted his strength, gave her a hard squeeze, and instantly spread her legs.
"Disgusting!" Lin Yue blushed with embarrassment and covered her face with a hijab.
"Nephew Song's move may be a little jarring, but it's still a good idea."
"Wenjun, Yazhao, you are so lucky to have such a funny and smart husband." The slapstick is a slapstick, the joke is a joke, but in the end, they return to their original nature and send blessings.
"Okay, it's already late at night, so we won't disturb the newlyweds' wedding night." Two aunts, two sisters-in-law, and all the embroiderers and maids said goodbye.
Song Che and his whole family went out to see each other off and gave red envelopes to thank the guests. After seeing off all the guests and closing the door, Cao Lin came belatedly: "I just went to the hut, and the wedding is over?"
"It's indeed over. They're all gone." Song Che asked. Cao Lin glanced at Shen Wenjun and the others, lowered her head in shame, and muttered: "I still have a few pieces of embroidery to finish, so I'm going back first..." When she passed by, Song Che pulled her back. ,
"There are more than 20 brides, but you are the only one whose hijab has been lifted. Isn't this fate? How about staying?"
"Boss Song rescued me from the Red Mansion, avenged me for killing my father, and helped me start my life again. I should have promised him such a great kindness," Cao Lin looked happy, but her eyes kept glancing towards Shen Wenjun,
"But..." Shen Wenjun said: "Before we moved, I could still have complained about him, but now Mr. Song is the head of the family. How dare I have any objection to who he wants... But!" She changed the topic. , holding hands behind his back, walking back and forth in front of the others: "Since you have entered the door of my Song family, you must clearly distinguish priorities. Apart from the master, I am the biggest in the Song family. In addition to serving Master Song, you must also serve Mr. Song." You must respect me, the wife of the principal wife; if there is anything delicious, let me eat it first; if there is anything fun, let me play it first; also, when playing mahjong, you must look at my face before you can cheat; Of course, the most important thing you have to remember is that you will never allow anyone to have a bigger belly than me!"
"Hey, 'Old Mrs. Shen,' you've had enough. We're not even 70 or 80 yet, so why are we putting on airs first?" Song Che tugged on Shen Wenjun's sleeves.
But Shen Wenjun said: "Our Song family is destined to become a famous family in the future. We must establish rules first, otherwise the children and grandchildren will grow up in the coming year, and everyone will have their own thoughts. Look at my grandma's family. For the sake of profit, they will not hesitate to kill each other. This is not allowed in our family. occur!"
"But it's too unfair. I can accept everything else. Why should you be the first to get pregnant? What if you can't get pregnant? What if Mr. Song favors me more?" Lin Yue spoke outright and acted quickly. , stepped forward and took Song Che's arm: "Double cultivation cannot be broken every day, isn't it Master Song?"
"Look! Look! She has no child, so she's already rebellious! If she gets there first, mother is more valuable than her son, so that's fine!" Shen Wenjun rushed up and hugged Song Che's other arm, and pulled him hard: "Let's go. , let’s go to the bridal chamber!”
"No! There's no double cultivation tonight! Go to double cultivation with me first!"
"Go to the bridal chamber with me!"
"Come with me to practice dual cultivation!"
"Wenjun, Lin Yue, you have already had sex a long time ago. You should give him to us tonight!"
"Yes, you have to come with us!"
"Stop arguing!" Song Che stopped the girls in front of him and looked at the moon in the sky. He took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and said as if he was willing to fight for his life: "You guys, come together!" Only those who are in poor health will be assigned rooms. Sleep, a real man should be exposed to rain and dew!
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