"Passenger ship passing by, stop for me! Otherwise——"
"Trick me!"
Who talks nonsense to you?
Song Che lit a fire gourd, paused for three or two breaths in his hand, and threw it towards the fishing boat ten feet away.
The fire gourd drew a beautiful arc in the air, and the moment it hit the fishing boat——
"Boom!"
It was deafening and water splashed three feet.
"Ahhhh..."
Screams came one after another, and the fishing boat capsized in the smoke.
"Paddle back! This person knows magic!"
The killer on the other fishing boat panicked and swayed in the middle of the river.
"Yes, your grandfather and I know magic!"
Song Che triggered another fire gourd and threw it. Although it was a little off this time, the force of the explosion also caused the fishing boat to overturn, causing all the killers to fall into the river and throw themselves at each other with all their strength.
The passenger ship bypassed the gunpowder smoke and sailed safely into Bifjord.
In the second half of the night, people were in panic.
Song Che waited at the bow of the ship until dawn, and only relaxed a little when Yangzhou Pier came into view.
When the passenger ship arrived at the pier, it was already dark.
Everyone worked together to move the goods off the ship without any delay, and hurried to Fuman Inn.
The canal was so frightening last night that everyone stayed up all night and were exhausted. After arranging their guest rooms, they went down to rest early.
In the guest room, on the bed, Shen Wenjun was curled up in Song Che's arms, looking straight at him.
Song Che sighed: "I told you not to come. Are you scared out of your mind now?"
Shen Wenjun held his hand tightly and said stubbornly: "A husband and wife working together can break through gold!"
Song Che smiled and gently stroked her hair, "Go to sleep."
Shen Wenjun leaned forward, snorted twice, and fell asleep peacefully with his head on his broad chest.
Song Che opened his eyes and looked at Ping Lei thoughtfully. This was the second time. Fortunately, he didn't sleep too much last night, otherwise the whole boat would not survive.
They should not be water thieves.
Could it be that he is from Wude Division again?
Did Master Jia also extend his hand to Yangzhou?
Why are you always holding on to me when you obviously didn’t provoke anyone?
A bunch of despicable and dirty people!
Song Che squeezed his hand hard, even if that was the case, I was going to go on a killing spree!
"Why are you working so hard..." Shen Wenjun raised his head, his face was red, full of ignorance, resentment and hope.
Turns out I pinched it in the wrong place.
"I'm very angry now!"
…
evening.
Even though the inn was full of guests, Shen Fang reserved a seat for the distinguished guests from Suzhou. The table was filled with delicacies, which made people salivate.
At first, the young man didn't believe it. How could Fuman Restaurant cook good food? But after taking the first bite, he also took big chunks into his mouth like the other guests at the table next to him:
"Hmm... did the second brother bring the God of Cooking down from the sky? The taste of this dish is even better than the signature dish in Babaolou!"
Wherever there is a cooking god descending to earth, it is clearly Yun Niang showing off her power.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, I suddenly heard someone throwing chopsticks and yelling:
"Who can cook the food? It tastes so bad!"
The guests who were all enjoying their meal looked at the clown who was telling nonsense - she was a five-foot-tall woman, wearing a fox scarf, pretending to be extremely rich, but she was fat and ugly. In the sitting position, it looks like a bucket, with the upper body as thick as the lower body.
It stands to reason that a person with her figure should be very delicious, so why does she do the opposite?
Eighty percent of the time, ugly people tend to do weird things.
"Is this food meant for human consumption? I almost want to vomit!" The fat woman crossed her arms with an unreasonable and unforgiving attitude.
Some diners couldn't stand listening anymore: "Hey! How can you talk? Everyone has eaten it, aren't we human?"
The fat woman yelled: "My mouth is mine, and I've spent the money. Can't I still dislike the taste?"
"This kind of people are the most annoying. Just like the good materials we sell, they are obviously flawless, but they deliberately make them dirty to find fault. They want to return the goods. In fact, they just want to freeload." Shen Wenjun muttered softly.
Song Che said softly: "I think she doesn't just want freebies."
Hearing the commotion, Shen Fang hurriedly walked out of the counter and came to the table. He saw that this fat girl was probably a celebrity in Yangzhou City, so he asked with a smile: "Ms. Liu, which dish dissatisfied you? After I asked you, The chef will redo it with you.”
The fat woman was condescending and pointed at the dishes on the table: "The mutton smells like sheep, the beef smells like cow, and the fish smells like fish. None of them taste good!"
This was obviously a deliberate attempt to cause trouble. Shen Fang lost his smile and said sarcastically: "Ms. Liu, your family is one of the richest businessmen in Yangzhou City. There is no need to use this method to make money, right?"
"Snapped!"
The fat woman slammed the table, and six burly men in civilian clothes stood up from the table next to them. They seemed to be well prepared.
Shen Fang was about six feet tall, almost half a head shorter than those men, and his temper that had not been raised just now was suppressed again.
Just when he was at a loss, a female voice came from the kitchen:
"I cook the food. If the guests are not satisfied, they can tell me."
Yun Niang walked out of the kitchen while untying her waist.
"Huh? I thought I could cook such delicious dishes because I have a big face and thick neck. I didn't expect that I am a beautiful cook." Shen Wenjun blinked.
Song Che sighed inwardly, that fat girl's surname was Liu, and Yun Niang's cousin also married into the Liu family. There was no need to guess who she was looking for to cause trouble.
Yun Niang walked to the table, bowed slightly, picked up the chopsticks, tasted the dishes one by one, and said, "This guest, there is nothing unusual about the taste."
The fat woman said contemptuously: "Can't you taste the filthy smell here?"
Yun Niang asked in confusion: "The smell of mutton is unavoidable, but I have marinated other meats with onions and ginger in advance. Where did the smell you mentioned come from?"
"It comes from you."
The fat woman stood up and pointed at Yun Niang: "You are a slutty bitch who seduces other people's husbands, Hu Meizi, how can the dishes you make not be slutty?"
Yun Niang's face changed greatly.
Shen Fang angrily scolded: "Liu Rumei! What happened to my cook! Why are you spitting so much!"
The fat woman pointed at Yun Niang and said in the living room: "You don't know something. This slut came from Nanjing and went to my pawnshop to find a bride on the first day. In fact, she seduced my man! I asked why my husband, all day and night I couldn't sleep, and I didn't want to eat or drink. Later, when I asked the waiter in the store, I found out that I was fascinated by this foxy girl!"
Yun Niang's eyes filled with grievance, "Don't talk nonsense! I have never had any contact with my cousin since I found out that he has a wife!"
"Then why does he come to Fuman Inn every three days? Isn't it just to see you?" The fat woman said coldly: "Who knows if you two are committing adultery behind my back!"
Yun Niang gritted her teeth. She was stubborn in her bones and refused to be outdone. She immediately replied: "If I marry a strong wife like you, my cousin will never be able to hold his head up for the rest of his life!"
"You bitch who steals men's men, how dare you talk back!"
The fat woman grabbed the hot soup and threw it at Yun Niang.