"Little fox, are you ready?"
The Queen Mother of the West was dressed in light cloud plain clothes, and her lower half was wearing a long pleated skirt in the color of a blue butterfly. She returned to the main hall of the Hidden Shrine wearing cloth shoes of the same color as the skirt. She lay on the armrest of the throne with a smile on her face, looking at the lower body. Su Yan, who seemed to be thinking deeply about something, asked.
"Empress."
Seeing the Queen Mother of the West come back, Su Yan showed a hint of embarrassment on his cheeks and said, "I don't think I'm prepared in terms of my clothes. It's just that I feel like I'm not ready yet in my heart."
"After all, the queen has also watched the photos and knows what the so-called dance is. For me to perform such a show in front of the queen, no matter what the angle or identity, there is a suspicion of blasphemy."
"Little fox, you have to act with your conscience!"
After hearing this, Queen Mother Xi frowned immediately. She turned over and sat on the throne with her legs crossed. She raised her hand and put it on Su Yan's head. She looked forward and said, "Isn't it blasphemous when I was at Zhu Yin's house at first?"
"It's different. The difference is huge. When I was at Senior Zhuyin's house, I was planning something evil in my heart. All I could think about was doing something and running away. Naturally, I don't need to consider my morality and integrity when doing things." Su Yan lay on his side on the throne. Go up, look at the empress with a helpless face and say:
"Senior Zhuyin is still a senior no matter how you take care of me, and the empress is an elder no matter what. For me to do something blasphemous to you is really difficult for some powerful foxes."
Su Yan had no foundation in choreography, so it was naturally impossible for him to choreograph graceful dances. The dance he performed at Zhuyin's house was all about showing off the beauty of the nine-tailed fox.
Of course, Su Yan didn't care at Zhuyin's house. After all, Su Yan didn't know that Zhuyin had a very good relationship with the empress and Yinglong.
If Su Yan is given another chance, he will definitely tie his belt tightly. Su, the person involved, is now filled with regret and bursting into tears.
"Well?"
Queen Mother Xi looked sideways at the little fox, and said with a slight thought on her face: "What you said makes sense, but I feel that you, little fox, have no conscience and are talking unreasonable things!"
As the Queen Mother of the West spoke, she picked up the little fox that was lying on its back with its belly exposed, and flew to the top of the main hall. In the process, Su Yan's body also manifested itself like a charming young man, and landed on the ground. superior.
"My dear, be careful—"
Queen Mother Xi spun slightly in mid-air and fell straight towards the hall. When her head was about to hit the stone slab, Su Yan subconsciously stretched out his hand, hugged Queen Mother Xi's waist, and landed on the ground in a half-squatting posture, making Queen Mother West elegant. Sitting on her legs, which were as stable as a balance board, she gently supported Queen Mother Xi's waist with her inner arms.
"Is this considered an act of transgression?"
Queen Mother of the West, who was sitting on Su Yan's lap, put her arms on Su Yan's shoulders naturally and looked sideways at Su Yan.
Su Yan thought for a while, shook his head and said: "Although in terms of the queen's strength, even if she falls from the sky, she will not be injured inside the mortal world, our existence is to ensure that the queen travels in the most elegant manner. We may show indecent postures when we see her. When the time comes, we will definitely need to take action.”
Using the Queen Mother of the West as a metaphor may not be appropriate, but what happened at this moment was as if the boss of the hall was about to go out and came to the busy market. When he was about to go to the teahouse to eat the Overlord meal, he tripped and fell on the threshold. When he was unstable and fell to the ground.
If the little brother next to him can hold on, he will naturally hold the big boss who is about to fall. In this way, not only can he eat the king's meal in the tea house, but he can also use the excuse that the threshold is too high and almost trip his boss, obviously. Rob.
If they hadn't supported the boss, let alone starting from scratch, it's hard to say whether they would have had the nerve to go to the teahouse to eat the King's meal. Anyone who wanted a little bit of face would have pretended that nothing happened and left.
Otherwise, it will make the neighbors laugh for years. Even every time he bullies men and women, other neighbors will dig up this old news and laugh at him.
"Isn't this an act of transgression?" Queen Mother Xi looked at Su Yan with a smile on her face and continued, "Then let's put it another way! Well, the dance moves of the Empress are really hard to see and I want the little fox to teach me, is that possible?"
"Speaking of which, the little fox is so thin-skinned. Could it be that he hasn't tasted femininity yet?"
Queen Mother Xi sat on Su Yan's lap, looked at Su Yan's extremely handsome profile, and asked with a hint of curiosity.
With Su Yan's family background and appearance, it is absolutely impossible not to be entangled with women around him, but when the empress looked at Su Yan, she behaved like a young man. She didn't even know how to eat the beauty of the snake when it was brought to her mouth. With her own empress Holding a hand can be described as an act of transgression.
Monsters with such a personality are either born with a well-behaved personality, or they have never touched a woman, are thin-skinned and have never seen any big scenes.
The little fox also doesn't have a well-behaved personality. In the past, he often made fun of people. The empress suspected that her little fox cub had not seen the world yet.
"Well"
Being asked so straightforwardly by the empress, Su Yan's eyes were slightly wandering and he said, "I've tasted it a bit."
"understood!"
The Queen Mother of the West nodded gently, stood up from the little fox's lap, with a look of realization on her face, patted Su Yan on the shoulder and said: "Don't be embarrassed, I will make arrangements for you when I get back, so that you don't have to go out in the future. I don’t even have anything to talk about at all times.”
"What are your preferences? Let me know, and I'll make some arrangements for you."
When the empress talks about gender matters, she has no shyness or shyness at all.
Birth, old age, illness, death, reproduction and enjoyment are normal things in the Queen's opinion. However, Su Yan, because his thinking logic is different from that of ordinary monsters, seems to be submissive when the Queen speaks out her words to teach.
"You must master the skill of asking mountains to find caves, so as not to be laughed at by mountain spirits and monsters."
The Queen Mother of the West leaned beside Su Yan and began to teach Su Yan the experience of both sexes. She really treated Su Yan as a little fox who had never seen a female beast before, and taught Su Yan how to seize the opportunity.
As she was talking, the Queen Mother of the West noticed out of the corner of her eye that at some point, two of the nine tails behind Su Yan moved quietly in front of her. The two tails overlapped, as if they were covering up. Like wearing something.
"Okay! I won't continue to be nagging, there are some things that you still need to experience. For a little while, I promise to make clear arrangements for you. Now, let's continue with what we started with."
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said: "My queen, my limbs are not coordinated and it is difficult to sleep, but I like our little fox's dance. Can you break down the movements one by one and teach my queen how to dance?"
With a smile on her face, the Queen Mother of the West tapped her fingertips on the side of Su Yan's face, followed the curvature of her cheek, and landed on Su Yan's neck and then on her chest.
"One move at a time, slowly and slowly. Let the queen watch it, okay?"
"Take your time. Your Majesty is getting older, and her eyesight is a little worse."
"Mother, is there a toilet? I want to go to the toilet before I come back." Su Yan opened her cheeks slightly and made a small request in a low voice.
Now that the empress has spoken, Su Yan can believe that the empress is definitely not as simple as learning to dance. He wants to take advantage of the fact that there is still some time to deal with some things to avoid something embarrassing happening later.
"This thing really doesn't exist." The empress looked at Su Yan with a strange look on her face.
Do heavenly beings need to go to the toilet?
The most evil writer's assistant collapsed while writing.
(End of chapter)