"Come! Pay respects to the Queen Mother of the West! Welcome the return of the Queen Mother of the West!"
On the terrace of Kunlun Lingshan, with the sound of the collision of wine bottles, the grand banquet organized by the Queen Mother of the West officially kicked off.
Although Kunlun Lingshan is extremely large, the area of the mountainside terrace is actually not large. Therefore, the banquet venue spread directly into the void, with pieces of invisible spiritual power pedals subsidizing the mid-air. The guests sat in front of the round table and looked towards the mid-air. Mountainside terrace.
A stage was set up on the terrace. Ling Lun stood in the center of the stage, looking at the music score in the conductor's podium and the notes marked on it with question marks on his face.
The text used in the music score is different from the ordinary ancient demon script and the language of the cultivation world. The text used in the music score is pictographic, such as labeling musical instruments. Then the beginning of the music score is next to a handle, and there are several horizontal lines written inside next to the handle. Or play the number of the string according to the number.
The same goes for the music scores of other musical instruments, which are composed of music in the form of hieroglyphs.
In this way, ordinary beings who have no knowledge of music can also understand music scores after knowing the rules. These are the simplified modifications that Ling Lun made deliberately when promoting music and music, so that music can be popularized in the human race.
The music score given by Su Yan is very weird. Generally speaking, the melody of the fairy world is relatively classical. It pays attention to a slow and unhurried elegance, and the rhythm is not fast.
But the music score given by Su Yan has an extremely fast tempo and uses drums and chimes as the theme. The other instruments only add to the atmosphere. Of course, in some cases, the heavy bass and harp are also highlights.
"I'm afraid the drums will be broken when the song is over." After pondering for a while, Ling Lun raised his hand slightly and distributed the music scores in front of the musicians. He raised his hand to signal the drummers and drummers to start playing together.
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The brass drummer and drummer, as well as Yu Ershen, who was responsible for controlling the lights, all had a question mark on their cheeks after seeing the music score.
Does this drum need to be beaten so many times? Are you sure the guy who wrote the score wasn't really drunk?
But when the musicians saw that Ling Lun had already started playing, they had no choice but to start playing.
"Dong——"
The low and penetrating war drum sounded. Yu Ershen raised his hand with a murmur on his face. The little snake on his shoulder opened his mouth and spit out a black light. The bright day suddenly turned into darkness. The light from the edge of the banquet hall shot into the sky, hitting Su On the floating city fairy boat that Yan released, the floating city turned into a resonance cavity and spread the drum sound downwards.
The all-round stereo surround was gradually built, and the immortals' faces were filled with surprise. It was the first time they saw such uninhibited music, as if they were slashing on the battlefield.
"The musician who wrote the score is a bit arrogant. But I have to say it's quite touching."
Wen Juntong, who was sitting in the outer seat, pondered for a while and slowly opened his mouth to comment: "My blood is boiling when I hear it. I want to find something to chop twice."
"What to cut?"
Su Yan, who was sitting at the same table with his friends, took on the form of a young man. With a smile on his face, he shook the fairy brew pot that had been diluted countless times in his hand and said, "Although Brother Jin and Little Sister Fox are here, I can't Don’t tell me, you have to seize the opportunity later!”
The Banquet of Ten Thousand Immortals is the home court of the Queen Mother of the West, and all those who can come here are handsome men and beauties. In a sense, the Banquet of Ten Thousand Immortals is like a large-scale blind date conference, and it can also be seen as a place for some fun fairies to have fun.
If the monk was thick-skinned and handsome, he might have a chance encounter at the Banquet of Ten Thousand Immortals.
Chongming had warned Su Yan about these things, making Su Yan worry about those immortals who had drunk themselves to death. It was not surprising that those guys who refused to die would do ridiculous things after being drunk.
If you really encounter a gangster, remember to loudly ask for help from the maids who maintain order in the venue, so as not to eat and drink dozens of kilograms of yin-tonifying and yang-tonifying elixirs after a while.
"Gudu Gudu——"
When Su Yan was teasing Wen Juntong, the copper basin placed on the round table made a sound of boiling water.
The duration of the Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet is uncertain, and naturally there is no fixed serving process. All dishes and immortal wine are piled on the terrace. The copper basins on each table can be used to warm the wine, and can also be used to wash the dishes and drink them. , how to use it depends on the brain circuits of various immortals.
At the Ten Thousand Immortals Banquet, it is not something that should be surprising if some people occasionally disappear.
"Hey, I'm not stupid, I can't bear it." Wen Juntong chuckled, waved his hands and said, "Last time, Brother Zhou took me to the fairyland brothel, and my hip shaft and waist were almost hit by the demon elder sister. Split, although I’m lustful, I’m not stupid, and I won’t suffer twice.”
Jin Lin, who was sitting at the same table, glanced at Wen Juntong gently and sneered secretly in his heart.
You may indeed not be stupid, but who knows what you can do after drinking two liang of immortals?
The drunken monks at the next table were already ready to stuff the monks at the same table into a big pot and eat them.
"Ah wu wu——"
The little demon fox, who turned into a bald girl, ignored the chatter of fellow Taoists around him, grabbed the dishes on the table and stuffed them into his mouth. Dan.
Today, even if she was dying here, she would stuff all the dishes into her mouth.
"Come on, use the knife! Use the knife from my big waist, and give brother Lu Wu two pounds of fish meat!"
The drunken snake-turned-snake had a bold face. After pouting, he patted his buttocks and shouted loudly, signaling the maid who was walking through the banquet to bring a knife and ask for more dishes.
The maids seemed not to be surprised and actually took out their kitchen knives and handed them to the snake.
"No, no, no." Lu Wu, who has a tiger body with nine tails and a human face with tiger claws, has black lines all over his face. He asked the fellow Taoist beside him to calm down a little: "Two more rounds of drinks!"
For a strong person, losing a few kilograms of flesh and blood is actually no different than rubbing off a layer of dead skin. Anyway, it can be restored to the original state in the blink of an eye. Hua She lost the guessing game and immediately put his butt on the gambling table. As a result, Hua She obviously lost his big butt.
Although Ojiri is said to be the flesh and blood of immortals, Lu Wu obviously doesn't really want to taste the snake skin eaten by fellow Taoists.
"hiss--"
The commotion between Hua She and Lu Wu caused the monks sitting in the outer area to stand up and poke their heads out, stretching their necks like ducks to watch the excitement.
A plump beauty wearing a strapless black dress and smeared with green and black lipstick quietly came behind Su Yan who was standing on a chair to watch the excitement. A slender red tongue spit out from the beauty's mouth and extended to Su Yan's neck. Go up and lick it gently, making Su Yan's whole body tremble.
"who?"
Su Yan looked back and saw the beauty of Bashen who almost crushed Guigui during the weigh-in not long ago.
"Senior Ba She, what's wrong with you?" Su Yan covered the licked neck, got down from the chair, and looked at Ba She with a strange look on his face and asked.
"Hahaha"
The beauty of the snake chuckled twice and said: "I have something a little bit, and I want Senior Little Fox to help me."
"The living environment has been difficult recently, and Ba has to find a stable place to make a living. Naturally, my first choice is under the command of the Queen Mother of the West. However, I have no way to see the Queen. Can you please help me, senior?"
"Of course, you can't help in vain if you are busy. If you are willing, you can choose one from fairy crystals, elixirs, and double cultivation at a time as a reward. All of them will improve your cultivation."
"ah?"
Su Yan, Zhou You, Wen Juntong, Jin Lin and the little demon fox who was showing off their rice all showed shock and astonishment. Wen Juntong and Zhou You looked back and forth at Su Yan and Ba She. .
Jin Lin almost broke the chopsticks in his hands and stared at Su Yan with wide eyes, who could see Yan Yu sitting down.
"Why do you look so weird?"
Ba She's expressions changed several times when she saw the people at the table, and there was also a hint of confusion on her cheeks.
It’s understandable that the human race’s expressions change. After all, the human race is quite awkward. They clearly want to sleep with women, but they often use all kinds of fancy words to cover up their inner desires.
But what happened to the expressions of Su Yan and the little fox demon? When we demon clan get excited, aren’t they just playing around all over the mountains and plains?
Moreover, although Su Yan's status is high, he obviously lacks something to improve his cultivation. Is it abnormal for him to offer Su Yan some rewards for improving his cultivation and ask him to introduce the Queen Mother of the West to him?
Ba Snake felt a little confused about this.
(End of chapter)