"Auntie! Is this a matter of discount?"
Seeing the girl knocking on the door in front of Ru Chunyuan and the three monkeys who were so anxious to talk to each other, Su Yan, who was lying in his aunt's arms, complained: "There are monks who came to slander my innocence! Let's hook up with each other. vegetarian!"
Having had previous experience with notice sheets, Su Yan and her aunt were now in a relatively stable mood, and even had the time to run to the door and ask the girls for some flyers to take a look at.
The false flyer states that Ru Chun Yuan has a high-quality fox jumping massage service. After coming to Ru Chun Yuan, customers can choose their favorite fox, such as a fox with snow-white fur and pink pads, or a fox with jet black pads. There are red foxes.
After customers wash themselves, they only need to wrap themselves in a hot and humid blanket and lie on the bed. The selected fox will come to the dormitory and step on you with all four legs, using its body weight to provide customers with extremely comfortable massage services by jumping around.
After looking at the flyer, my aunt fell into deep thought.
"Auntie."
Su Yan spoke with a black line on his face, raised his fox paw and pointed at the charge amount: "Five taels an hour, even if I skip around from morning to night, I can't make many taels, right?"
After reading the flyer completely, Su Yan finally understood why so many people were blocked in front of Ruchunyuan.
Su Yan and his aunt had been in the Imperial City and did not come back to have dinner until almost evening. However, those families who were interested in performing martial arts in front of the emperor had already finished their New Year's Eve dinner and had now begun to go shopping in the flower street. As a result, they saw a pastime with Xia Yu's characteristics It’s natural to try something new when it comes to activities.
The flyer is well written, including the procedures and additional charges.
If Ru Chunyuan hadn't been owned by her aunt, and she had been squatting in Goulan for several months, knowing that there was no fox jumping massage service in Goulan, Su Yan felt that with Xia Yu's head, it was really possible to develop some kind of fox to do child labor. Massage items.
The flyer was so attractive that Su Yan wanted to give it a try.
Of course, Su Yan didn't want massage from a big fox. If he was as big as a building like his mother, Su Yan was afraid that he wouldn't be able to withstand the force of Master Fox's kick and would collapse.
"Yes, some people have falsely accused us of engaging in orc massage."
After watching the excitement, the aunt took out the jade newspaper without saying a word and informed the Minister of Rites that she had been slandered by thieves again.
The Minister of Rites had just finished a heart-to-heart talk with Grand Master Sumire. He was particularly sensitive to similar matters and easily became impatient.
On the first day of the new year, my aunt was too lazy to deal with the guys handing out flyers, and directly reported it to the Ministry of Etiquette according to the procedures for the officials to handle.
"It's over, it's over. There are no foxes in our fence. The thieves' slanderous rumors cannot be trusted. Don't block the door of my house."
The aunt raised her hand to show her immortal aura, and easily dispersed the girls who came in groups in twos and threes in front of the door. Then she ordered the monkeys to bring a board, put it directly in the courtyard and said clearly: Goulan, the boss gambles, and rests for a week.
Su Yan looked at the monkeys curiously, wondering if he should write inscriptions for them.
But when he saw the monkey mastering the ink skillfully and putting down the pen with a god-like vigor, the corners of Su Yan's eyes twitched involuntarily. Su Yanxing wrote Su Yanxing with charcoal, but writing with calligraphy was really limited to his name.
The monkey's calligraphy was much better than Su Yan's, and he even got so excited that he drew ink paintings on the four sides of the board.
Finally, he hand-drawn a monkey signature, and Su Yan was stunned for a moment during the whole process.
I have to say: It is worthy of being the all-powerful Party B.
Su Yan squatted in front of the Goulan door and watched the monkey write. His aunt, who had just returned to the Goulan door to make tea, walked out of the door and lifted Su Yan up from the ground. She soared towards Luohe Residence.
"Did something happen?"
After seeing her and going out again, Su Yan looked at her aunt with a puzzled face and asked.
"It's nothing. Just now Huayu said that the girls from their family may also come over. There are seventy or eighty people in their family. The dishes we just ordered for fifty people will definitely not be enough."
The aunt shook her head helplessly and said, "Wanhua Pavilion is in a state of chaos right now."
"Today, all the important figures in Xia Yu went to the imperial city. Xia Yu, who has no parents, is like a child in the fairyland. Prince Chi, along with his friends, directly hired all the girls in Wanhua Pavilion and asked the oirans to help him write the academy. Assigned homework”
"The courtesans spent the whole day doing their homework, flipping through books and copying words until their hands became weak."
There is a school in the imperial city, which specializes in cultivating court officials and heirs of the royal family. Everything is taught from the most basic knowledge of cultivation, to astronomy, geography, and the history of Xia and Yu, and even special etiquette courses are taught.
Belonging to a particularly elite Enlightenment Academy, high-end academies like this naturally have a lot of homework.
The administrator of the academy is Taishi Sumire, who can suppress all the complaints of the naughty children.
They did not dare to comment arbitrarily on the behavior of the Grand Master, so they could only endure the horrific homework assigned by the academy.
As soon as the parents left, the naughty children went directly to the Wanhua Pavilion to spend money to ward off the disaster. Isn't it just to accompany the guests for a fee according to the spirit stone? I will give you a lot of spiritual stones, and you can just finish all your holiday homework for me.
Remember to imitate my handwriting, otherwise the review will be negative.
Prince Chi gave too much, and the friends he brought over were all wealthy people.
The courtesans were fascinated and agreed, but when the homework was written, the girls in Wanhua Pavilion were scratching their heads.
"Did they come here to seek refuge?" Su Yan said with a surprised expression, "Can't even the oiran understand the homework in the academy?"
"Absolutely? The homework assigned by Xuegong is based on astronomy, geography knowledge and history. If you want to write correctly, you need to read a lot of classics. For different students, Mr. Xuegong will assign different homework." The aunt said.
"Fortunately, I don't have to study." Su Yan's cheeks showed a little bit of joy, and he gloated in his heart.
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The trip from Ruchun Garden to Luoheju didn't take much time. However, when Su Yan and her aunt came back, Hua Yu and the others were already sitting in the lobby of Ruchun Garden. Already chatting with the girls under Huayu's hands.
The issue they were talking about was not Su Yan's performance in the ring today, or the rouge and gouache, but a flyer for Fox Jumping Massage.
After doing homework all day, the exhausted oiran asked the talented girls to make arrangements for themselves. They should also relax their muscles and bones after dinner.
But the talented women looked confused. Obviously, they didn't know that they had such a thing.
Su Yan is the only fox in Ruchunyuan, and since the shopkeeper has no heirs, Su Yan's identity should belong to the young head of Ruchunyuan. How can he earn so many taels of silver from all his hard work?
Su Yan went to sit on the altar, and the girls who came to him to pray and make wishes were rewarded with more than a few taels of silver!
"There is no such thing as a fox jumping around, it's all the slanderous accusations made against us by our peers."
After Su Yan returned to Goulan, he sat in Nanwu's arms and once again spoke in person to clarify.
It just doesn't feel right just sitting there.
"Sister Nanwu, why are you pinching my flesh pad?"
"I'm going to cut your nails!"
"?"
The human girl was still asking, but the demon girl had already taken action herself, making Su Yan make up something out of nothing.
Nanwu was obviously interested in jumping around. After trimming Su Yan's nails, he took her to take a shower later.
.I ate the wrong thing, the update was a little slow, and my feet are numb now.
Friends, although it is troublesome to buy fruits and choose them yourself, it is better to try your best to choose them yourself.
By the way, there’s another chapter in the bonus chapter.
(End of chapter)
