"Well......."
"Are you awake? Then get up quickly! Let's exchange information about the Sound Transmission Jade."
Su Yan, who was sleeping on his aunt's lap, blinked a little, and the whole fox bounced up, with a question mark on his forehead: "Where am I?"
Su Yan's memory still lingered on last night, when the Queen Bee was rubbing his back, and then because of the monkey wine, Su Yan's entire fox was broken into pieces.
Although monkey wine is called wine, its intoxicating form is actually its strong spiritual power. People like Su Yan who have never drunk monkey wine will definitely die of drunkenness on the spot when they drink it for the first time. .
"... Mr. Su, please take care of Meier in the future. If you have anything you don't understand, you can ask Meier through the sound jade..."
With a stiff smile on her face, the Queen Bee Bee said to Su Yan who had manifested her true form.
She originally just thought that Su Yan was tender and was of a type that she had never eaten before. Then, that night, she discovered that Su Yan could be summed up in more than one word: tender. Those two fluffy and swaggering tails made her salivate.
But the queen bee couldn't eat it, so she didn't have the ability to steal people under her aunt's nose. The original tryst in the woods, amidst the cries of survival, turned into a test for her aunt to show her ability to seduce male beasts.
The aunt reluctantly recognized the abilities of Queen Qinyuan Bee and raised her hand to reward her with the status of a banshee appraiser, asking Queen Qinyuan Bee to teach Su Yan more in the future, lest the little fox be sold by the female goblin and count the spiritual stones for others. !
The Qinyuan bee queen hated it in her heart. She was not interested in Mr. Banshee's reputation. She just wanted to leave wild traces with Su Yan in the nest, in the forest, by the lake, or by flying in the sky.
"In the future, regarding emotional issues, you can directly consult Qin Yuanfeng. My aunt is also very scratching her head about these matters..." My aunt shook her head with regret.
It was no problem for her to teach the little fox to survive, fight, and get to know the aunt in the world of cultivation, but it was the emotional aspects of sex that really stumped the aunt.
She knew how to poison fellow Taoists to death, but she didn't know how to confuse fellow Taoists without using poison. Therefore, although the Qinyuan Bee Queen Bee lied, her aunt still chose to give her a chance to let Meier become the queen. Su Yan is the enlightenment teacher of sexual emotions.
Given her the title of husband, she should not dare to continue to have sex with Su Yan.
"Anyway, you can discuss it with her and Huayu about emotional matters and posture matters. Auntie, as an elder, I will talk to you about these matters. You and I both seem embarrassed and can't talk..."
"And...I also feel that the Zerg tribe's way of having fun is not suitable for you." My aunt said.
"Yes, Mr. Su..." Qinyuan Bee Queen Mei'er said with resentment on her face and tears streaming down her face.
Being able to taste mythical beasts... is one of the lifelong pursuits of many female beasts. As a result, now they can see but not touch them.
As a person who has been around the human race, Mei'er understands the so-called emotional gentleman very well. To put it bluntly, she is equivalent to the female official of Xia Yu's royal family. The main job of the female officials in the palace is to teach the princesses and princes about gender. However, the end result of the female officials is usually that after they are used up, they are thrown into an uninhabited corner of the palace to retire.
The favored female officer will stay and observe, and depending on the situation, she will be thrown into the cold palace or into a corner.
Female officials always end up in retirement.
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After exchanging contact information with Mei'er, Su Yan looked at his aunt with curiosity.
"I know what you want to ask, but I don't think children should understand this." Aunt Su Yan sideways glanced at her.
Arrogant insects have no concept of mates and will not engage in mating behavior unless the female wants a child.
And the size of female insects is two to three times that of male insects.
Because there is no concept of a mate or a family, the female usually beats up the male with violence and drags him home, or uses toxins to poison the male until he is half dead and then drags him home. It is also common to stun the male with cobwebs and tie him home anyway. There is no part of normal love.
My aunt has not had any thoughts so far, so naturally there is no experience to talk about. Otherwise, there would be no need for Queen Bee and Hua Yu to teach my nephew.
..... Moreover, the experience of love between arrogant insects may not be suitable for little foxes.
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"Take a break for a while and do more activities to digest all the remaining power of the Spirit Cleansing Pill..."
After dealing with the matter of the Qinyuan bee queen, my aunt focused her attention on Su Yan again. She checked his bones again to see how he was refining the spiritual elixir and gave Su Yan a suggestion.
Spiritual elixirs are easy to ingest but difficult to refine, and often remain in the body.
When the remaining medicinal power collides with other medicinal pills, various magical reactions will occur. My aunt has also seen human monks who were so excited that they ran naked because of the conflict between medicinal effects.
Therefore, my aunt suggested that Su Yan should not take the second detergent pill for the time being and refine the medicinal power in his body first.
Moreover, it is not far from Xia Yu's New Year celebration, and some Taoist friends will come to visit at that time.
In the past, the elixirs, spiritual plants, and things of little use that they gave me were basically put in the Jianbao Pavilion and exchanged for spiritual stones to fill the gap in her own spiritual power. But this year, because of Su Yan, those Taoist friends came to visit and give them to her. All the gifts can be left for him to use.
When the time comes, it will be no problem to eat Su Yan into a ball.
"Help my aunt take stock of the new year's goods. Let's go back to the city when Qian Zhi wakes up!"
The aunt took out the account book and gave it to Su Yan, asking him to count the delicacies collected by the Qinyuan bees.
Mei'er, the queen bee of Qin's original bee, looked at her aunt and Su Yan and cursed with all her heart:
"Is it okay if you don't have all the New Year's goods? I asked the children to go to the Yucheng store to buy all the things I couldn't find..."
Qin Yuan Bee picked all the things that could be picked. For the things that could not be picked or were unavailable due to the season, Meier used her own money to ask the children to buy them from the store.
Everything on the list was complete, and the Qinyuan bees that were not on the list were also added. Spring couplets, bowls, and Xia Yu folk items to ward off evil spirits and firecrackers were also bought.
"Huh? Why are you still here?"
When Su Yan was taking inventory of the new year's goods, he spotted a very familiar plant branch. He grabbed the branch without flowers and pulled it out. His face was filled with anger. The roots were crisscrossed like a moon lotus held in his arms. , appeared in front of Su Yande.
"I want you to take care of me!"
Juyuelian shook her body vigorously, broke away from Su Yan's hand and rooted herself on the goods, continuing to sulk.
It had been posing in front of Qian Zhi, Qin'an Bee, Wen Wen Bee, and Mei'er for several days, trying to prove that it was not some incompetent weed...
The result was indeed a heavier blow each time.
When you are poor, you want to change. Juyuelian decided not to stay in this mountain forest anymore and wanted to go out and have some adventures!
....Weeds are weeds! That's fine, so no monks come back to covet my body, and I can hang out in densely populated areas to obtain cultivation resources!
The Juyuelian was furious in its heart. It must do something that would blind the aunt and the queen bee, and then appear in front of them again and slap them hard in the face.
Who says weed is useless!
Although I don’t have the effect of medicine, I am strong!
