"Hey! Young people in Xia Yu are very strange. Normal husbands and wives don't want any of them. They talk about riding a big fox flying in the sky and spitting out beams of light every day, or they want a small fox that can only be held in their arms... ..."
After catching up with Sister Xi'er and Su Yan, Tushan Lingling was not in a hurry to talk about marriage. Instead, she invited them to a teahouse that was open at 12 o'clock on the New Year's Eve, so that they could sit down and talk about registration.
Tushan Lingling, who had only been in Xia Yu for two days, was already dumbfounded by the weird habits of Xia Yu people.
Young gentlemen like foxes that can fly. The best ones are foxes that can step on the void, roar like mountains and rivers, and can blow up a mountain when they spit out demon pills. There are not many requirements in terms of coat color. The most important thing is to look good. To have a sense of strength, your body must be streamlined!
The girls want a little fox, and the coat color must be white and flawless, and they must know how to act cute and cute!
Tushan Lingling was stunned throughout the whole process, and almost blurted out: "Are you entertaining me? Are you looking for a husband and a wife? Why do I feel that one of you is looking for a mount and the other is looking for a pet?"
"The Tushan fox likes to help other living beings lead red threads because of their ancestors..."
Sister Xi'er explained to Su Yan: "Besides, not everyone can be a matchmaker. To become a qualified matchmaker, you must be a married woman with children. Only women with a happy family are qualified to match others."
"As for...the reason why the Tushan clan is so keen to help connect living beings, it can be traced back to the experiences of their ancestors. The ancestors of the Tushan clan once had a happy marriage with a powerful human race, and they also had a happy marriage. Having a pair of smart children, Tushan Nvjiao hopes to share her happiness and blessings, so the matchmaking industry appears in the world."
Sister Xi'er originally wanted to say something, but she stopped here and didn't really want to spoil everyone's enjoyment.
Telling the story from the perspective of a charming girl is a story full of beautiful meanings. However, if you look at it in the context of the eve of the war between tens of thousands of tribes, the matchmaker was actually a very helpless choice. He wanted the clan to have as many children as possible and keep them. The fire of the clan.
That period of history was so far away that no one even remembered the Tushan clan's nine-tailed fox. They only remembered the stories of their ancestors spreading happy blessings. Therefore, Sister Xi'er did not mention those rather disappointing things.
"Senior...you know me?"
Seeing Sister Xi'er commenting on her identity, Tushan Lingling looked at Xi'er with surprise.
"Except for you in the world of cultivation, I really can't think of anyone who would go all over the street to register people's information..." Sister Xi'er said with a smile.
If you want to lead people, especially good ones, you naturally need to store a lot of personal information.
Because of the special nature of the matchmaking profession, there are not many nine-tailed foxes in the Tushan clan who can really match matchmakers. On weekdays, those little foxes will sweep the streets, find some handsome men and beauties, register their information, and record their family background or advantages. points, and expectations for your spouse.
"Since senior knows my identity, do you agree with me registering your child?"
Tu Shan Lingling looked at Hu'er with bright eyes, and then looked at Su Yan who was squatting on the table next to her: "I guarantee that I can find him a happy marriage. Whether such a handsome little fox is in the human race or the demon race, I believe They are favored by many rich and generous girls!"
Sister Xier looked at Su Yan, who shook his head wildly.
"Hey? Why don't you agree? Don't you have any interest in the opposite sex? Don't worry, we little matchmakers are well-informed and have seen all kinds of fetishes. We will not reveal the information of marriage seekers. We will tell the truth to God when we enter the industry. I swore an oath."
Lingling reassured her again and again, hoping that Su Yan would reveal her basic information and expectations of her spouse.
For this reason, he even went outside the box and asked the waiter to chop up a fragrant chicken leg.
"...I have no shortage of peach blossoms, so there is no need to go out of my way to find them."
Su Yan, who was like an old monk in trance, his nose filled with the fragrant aroma of roast chicken juice, looked at Lingling and said.
"It is precisely because of the abundance of peach blossoms that you need to plant a peach tree at home. With the main palace in charge, the rotten peach blossoms will naturally disappear!"
Lingling rarely met a fox demon with a very good appearance outside Qingqiu Kingdom and had no intention of backing down easily.
Su Yan was choked by Lingling's answer. He felt that what Lingling said was really reasonable.
If you raise a tigress at home, it will be difficult for other girls to get close to you, let alone eat from you.
But the reason why Su Yan didn't share the information or take photos was not that he really had no worldly desires. He was just worried that when Tushan proposed to marry him, he would spread his image and let the big foxes of the Su family see it.
Everyone in the Su clan has seen him, and Su Yan believes that they will definitely recognize his picture when they see it.
"Girl... you should find someone else! I have no plans for this right now... Are your whole family so difficult to find someone else to register your information?"
Su Yan had no choice but to speak bluntly.
"It's not all like this..."
Tushan Lingling said with a delicate expression: "...There are people like my sister. When you refused, she might just lift the table, slap you to the ground and pull you two-legged fox. Legs and big feet went straight to the vital points and cursed: No marriage, right? Neither male nor female likes one, right?"
"Damn male beast, it's useless. You don't want to keep lychees to insult the majestic male!"
Tushan Lingling's face was full of subtlety, but she perfectly imitated the scene when her sister was having a falling out.
When the fighting gets more intense, the younger twin will also join the fight and help the older sister beat the guests.
Not all Tushan foxes like to pull red strings. Some of them just want to complete the task. They hand over the collected information to the elders and register it in the marriage book.
Sister Tushan Lingling doesn't like this business. She likes the majestic and strong monster king. As soon as she reaches adulthood, she plans to marry herself off and go out to occupy the mountain and become the king.
After Lingling explained, the expressions of Sister Xi'er and Su Yan also became subtle, and a female fox figure with a lewd smile appeared in their minds.
Little sister Tushan Lingling...should become good sisters with Princess Wuxi, right?
"Could it be that...you are also a guy who has no worldly desires, right?"
Seeing Su Yan was silent again, Tushan Lingling looked at Su Yan with horror on her face, then looked at Xi'er and said, "Madam, please come and give advice to your children!"
Sister Xier usually walks around the city with her snow-white nine tails on her head, but today because she was going shopping in person, she gathered up the remaining eight tails and pretended to be a pure fox outside.
This is Sister Xi'er's bottom line. The nine-tailed fox has worked hard to cultivate the nine tails. If he doesn't show off to the outside world, he will be ashamed of his years of hard work.
Sister Xi'er is a white-furred fox, and Su Yan is also a white-furred fox cub, and seeing how close the two foxes are, Tushan Lingling naturally regards the two as mother and son.
"Who doesn't have worldly desires! Of course they do! And they are huge!"
Su Yan blushed and refuted Tushan Lingling's words.
