"Auntie, I want it!"
"Then...you go and touch them first."
The aunt raised her hand and waved, and thousands of water phantoms set up ladders on the backyard wall. One by one, they jumped out and landed on the street. Their bodies dissipated and turned into well water to soak the street floor. In the end, only what was left in the backyard was The next water phantom in the shape of a child is used for teaching purposes.
After Su Yan heard this, he stepped forward and squeezed the seemingly very soft water phantom body. As a result, he was surprised to find that the touch on his hand did not feel like water, but instead had a slightly sticky feeling like paste.
There is a resistance when you pinch it hard, but it can penetrate when you touch it lightly.
"This thing... is a non-Newtonian fluid?"
Su Yan's hand penetrated the body of the water phantom, and when he pulled it out suddenly, it was stuck by the water phantom, as if it was stuck inside and could not be extracted. However, when he moved it gently, he could pull it out smoothly.
Such characteristics reminded Su Yan of something that had been popular on the video platform for a while in his previous life.
Non-Newtonian fluid is a fluid substance that is soft but not hard. The harder you exert force on it, the higher the hardness of the non-Newtonian fluid. The smaller the force you exert, the more non-Newtonian fluid becomes like a ball of ordinary water.
"How is it? It's amazing, isn't it?"
The aunt raised her hand and pressed it on the water phantom: "The method of water movement is not limited to the flushing of water. Water can nourish all things and is the beginning of life. It can also transform into various forms of forest and wilderness to punish living creatures... ..."
"As long as a monk understands the preciousness of water, he can understand the power of water driven by its terror."
"The name of this technique is: Transformation. It is a precious technique developed by Water Movement monks through their understanding of the various conditions in the forest."
Water Transformation is not a bad spell on the street. When the water magic monks are at low levels, they are basically doctors who use water to moisturize everything, and they do not have any overly powerful power.
But when it comes to treating injuries, a low-level water-walking monk can be beaten to tears by a wood-walking monk holding his head.
The real situation of water-walking monks is that, as Su Yan's father said, it requires profound magic power to be powerful. Without the foundation-building period, it is impossible to cast any powerful and destructive spells in the water-walking method.
But in order to harm Su's father, Chong Qiong specially selected the precious "Forest Forms: Transformation" for Su Yan to practice.
This is a water movement technique. From the foundation stage, you can start to condense the illusion of water. At the golden elixir stage, you can transform the forest into various forms. At the Nascent Soul stage, you can even transform the forest into different forms of water.
This is an advanced technique that can be used from the foundation building stage to the distraction stage.
It is also a technique that Chong Qiong has practiced before. However, due to the talent of Jiao Chong, the water phantom that Chong Qiong performs has highly toxic properties, and each move has the property of causing the spirit to corrode the flesh.
If she could recognize Su Yan as her nephew, the gifts from her aunt would naturally not be unworthy of recognition.
They are arrogant insects that cannot afford to be humiliated. After all, arrogant insects are also a noble species of alien beasts in the demon clan. They use ordinary skills to practice for their nephews. Other mythical beasts or alien beasts can laugh at them for the rest of their lives.
"Are you curious as to why a puddle of well water can be as sticky as paste? Come, let my aunt teach you how to make a puddle of water sticky."
"Auntie!"
"It's normal for the demon tribe. In addition to practicing and sleeping, don't we demon tribe just want to have babies? If the female doesn't have any appearance or flirting skills, how can she trick the male into coming back as a coolie? Just get used to it."
Su Yan: ".........."
As long as you, the old man, are doing business, you are half as elegant as your dirty jokes, and the girls will not clamor and say that they are about to die.
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In the next period of time, Su Yan's life returned to a normal rhythm. He would sleep in the morning until almost noon, wake up and clean the Goulan a little. In the afternoon, he and his aunt would go to the street to buy some rouge and gouache to dress up the girls in the Goulan. .
Goulan opened for business in the evening. Recently, Goulan's business has gradually improved, but this has nothing to do with my aunt's hard work. The surge in customers in Goulan are all women without exception.
Nowadays, female customers have an overwhelming advantage in the hook bar. They all come to touch the little white fox that is rumored to be particularly spiritual.
The number of customers seeking marriage and children has increased dramatically.
The scent of the nine-tailed fox is tasteless but attractive. When women rub it on their bodies, they feel a subtle attraction to the opposite sex like a coating.
When a woman encounters the fragrance and walks on the street, she will meet a young man who comes to strike up a conversation.
When the lady came home with the fragrance, Su Yan heard the woman say that the bed board was cracked, and her husband seemed to be twenty years younger. The bed board "squeaked..." and the maids in the house couldn't sleep. Sleep.
In short, the more rumors spread, the more evil it became. As a result, Su Yan was selling crowns in the hook bar every day, selling cannons in boxes, and his wife stuffed lots of money into his crotch.
The talented women were shocked to see how a hook bar could be turned into a venue for women's social activities.
But the goulan business is indeed booming. The girls who are responsible for playing music on weekdays can basically get silver rewards thrown away by the ladies every night, so that they have hope and will not make noises and hang themselves like before.
Now, instead, the ladies are being punished for being beaten.
Su Yan almost forgot that he originally worked part-time as a waiter in the hook bar.
"Congratulations to Xiaoyan, you have earned another 5,430 taels of silver for us Goulan today. As long as Xiaoyan can keep doing it, we will be able to knock down the chicken coop next door sooner or later!"
After the Goubai closed, after the aunt finished counting today's revenue, she jumped up to the stage, held up today's account book and loudly promoted Su Yan's performance, and gave Su Yan a share of his performance today.
The talented ladies all sat under the stage and received corresponding bonuses. They applauded the aunt wildly and congratulated the shopkeeper on his business getting better and better.
"Let's just open the hammer hook fence and the horse hanging hall..."
Su Yan sat under the stage and rolled his eyes, secretly criticizing his aunt for making money.
Most of the silver reward was basically earned by his sisters or wives stuffing it into his clothes and taking advantage of the fox fairy's luck. Most of the ladies would choose to leave after worshiping the gods, but the business genius such as the aunt would directly place the horse hanging table there and arrange for some talented ladies to sit there and play horse hanging or pai gow to satisfy the madam's addiction.
Haohao Goulan has been transformed into a complex of Fox Fairy Temple and Horse Riding Hall.
What a business genius. I couldn't even tell who was relying on whom for a while.
Su Yan was so angry with his aunt that this was completely different from the world of cultivation he had imagined. Not to mention the sword immortals in white clothes flying all over the sky, there were at least some cultivators sitting in the railing, listening to music, and talking about the end of the world with swords. At least there should be some monks drinking there and chatting about world affairs. Give me some gossip!
As a result, we spend our days discussing rouge, gouache, or which tailor in the city makes sexier clothes.
"This can't go on like this. It's better to expect my aunt to think about Goulan's business than to do it myself..."
Su Yan got out of the bathtub, put on his training clothes and prepared to go to the backyard for class. He also complained about her aunt's poor accounting skills.
Goulan earns silver coins, but the monks spend spiritual stones on shopping!
After converting the silver into spiritual stones, he could at most be satisfied with the spiritual stones for daily cultivation, but when he wanted to buy some magic weapons or elixirs, he was short of money. Su Yan also wanted to save some for a wife in the future.
Su Yan thought about it, and used his water control ability to control the water in the bathtub to fly into the river outside the window. Then he turned and walked out of the bedroom to practice the method of transformation in the backyard.
But outside the window that Su Yan didn't notice, in the dark river, a dark blue arm covered in mucus stretched out with a cup. It happened to be held in the path of the wastewater after Su Yan poured it out after bathing.
The water was poured into the river, but part of it fell into the cup. With his dark blue webbed palm, he raised the lid with his thumb, as if giving Su Yan a thumbs up.
Dark blue webbed arms slowly dived to the bottom of the river.
