"Come down quickly! The most we can do is promise you that we won't commit suicide for no reason!"
"Yes, we all promised you!"
"I don't believe it. Unless you write a letter of guarantee, I will jump directly from the building."
"Sign, sign, sign! We all sign!"
For Su Yan, comforting the girls one by one was extremely exhausting. If he met some talented girls with a little bit of cultivation, he would not be able to get away without being shaved off a layer of fox fur by the talented girls. The little mouth hurts the fox very much.
Forget about the bells, they actually tried to use the fox hair to count the odd and even numbers on Su Yan's belly.
He was simply more terrifying than a gangster, and every pink sentence hurt Su Yan so much.
dragon! I am a nine-tailed fox with true dragon blood! A mythical beast that can dominate the world after adulthood!
There is Su Qun in the West who always bullies me because I am weak and helpless. How can I be my husband when I am reduced to the position of a hooker?
How unreasonable! see it? I'm crying!
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After a farce, the talented ladies coaxed the fox into good health, and the time gradually came to evening. After everyone in Goulan went to the dining hall in the backyard to have a meal, they were ready to open the door to do business. The talented ladies went up to the stage, holding in their hands The instruments settled into their respective seats.
"Sigh——"
Musicians, dancers and opera performers. The operas sung by talented women are basically adapted from themselves. The style of the music tends to be sad and self-pitying. It depicts the story of how a noble lady in the past fell into prostitution and made a living as a performer due to a sudden change in family tradition.
Talented women on the stage played music and sang, and literati and poets on the stage could invite talented women who met each other to come to the private seats to discuss piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
If a talented woman likes a young man's talent, she will invite him to her boudoir and perform six arts for the young men alone or chat about romantic affairs, so that she can use the confined space to use smooth words to deceive the young men out of their silver reward.
Actors have been ruthless since ancient times. Do you think people really like your talent and appearance?
They love your banknotes! Dumb!
Before they suffered a family tragedy, what kind of outstanding young man had not seen and fallen in love with you? If you can't drink it, go to the children's table and drink grandma with them!
Compared with the talented women who have few customers, Su Yan, who works as a waiter in the shop, is very popular here.
"Are you really a white fox demon?"
A lady grabbed the belt of Su Yanjin who was passing by and looked at Su Yan suspiciously: "Come here, let me touch it."
Su Yan has been in Goulan for a long time, more than a week in total. Xia Yu's regional racial concept is open to all rivers. The identity of the demon clan does not need to be kept secret. If it is hidden, it will be easy for the supervisors of the Demon Suppression Department to do so. Suspected of having an agenda.
However, outsiders don't know that Su Yan's white fox is different from the common wild foxes on the roadside.
"Give me a girl who will be born a prodigal every day."
"I also want a good husband, preferably one with handsome features and strong eyes like an ox who plows the fields all night without getting tired."
"I also beg you, husband, but it's better to be smaller, preferably something that I can hold in my arms and play with..."
As soon as the lady grabbed Su Yan's belt, the women or girls who were traveling with her rushed forward, put their delicate hands on Su Yan's chest, and began to make wishes to Su Yan as if they were worshiping gods, hoping to receive the favor of the white fox.
Su Yan: ".........."
Let’s make it clear first, it’s okay to make a wish, but if your wish doesn’t come true, you can’t come to me and burn me as some weird temple. I don’t charge any fees!
Whether it works or not has nothing to do with me and I am not responsible for it.
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Su Yan didn't need to do any chores at night. Madam put him directly on the table and stuffed money into Su Yan's wallet, hoping that the little white fox could convey his wish and send it to the nine-tailed fox immortal to make his wish come true and seek marriage. There are those who wish to have children.
There were also widows who asked Su Yan if she could make a show, but she was just like this little milk fox.
How could Su Yan dare to take their money? If their wish didn't come true, they wouldn't have tied themselves to a stake and burned them, and asked him to go to their ancestors in person to convey their wishes to them.
But those women seemed to be rebellious, and they were not happy if Su Yan didn't take their money.
Saying that you won't pay is not sincere.
The more Su Yan rejected them, the more enthusiastic they became. From a few taels of silver at the beginning, they became stuffed with silver taels, money, and gold.
She unzipped Su Yan's clothes and stuffed them inside. When the aunt found Su Yan when the guests were about to leave, he had already turned into a round ball. The clothes were stuffed with all kinds of gold and silver paper bills, and he was lying round on the tea table. He swung his legs up, trying to use the force to turn over.
"I hate storage magic weapons..."
Seeing her aunt coming over, Su Yan suddenly said something with a face filled with emotion.
Women with fluttering and seemingly light clothes would open their storage rings or bags, take out their gold and silver, and then stuff money directly into their clothes. After saying they wouldn't accept the money, they seemed to be full of rebellion, even themselves. His trousers were stuffed with banknotes.
"It's a loss, it's a loss..."
Seeing Su Yan's chubby appearance, Chong Qiong said that he had suffered a big loss. A few taels of silver could touch the nine-tailed fox. No matter how he calculated, it was a losing business.
But Su Yan's identity as a nine-tailed fox cannot be exposed. If he is exposed, he will probably be pinched into a plate by the princes, princes and princesses of the royal family and hung on the Emperor's Dragon Roller as the symbolic flag of Xia Yu.
"...Xiao Hong, go get a broom and sweep up the gold and silver jewelry on the ground."
The aunt jumped on the table, put her hands under Su Yan's armpits, and lifted him out of the table. She shook him vigorously, and a large amount of gold and silver treasures fell down with a "clatter...". After shaking for a while, Su Yan regained his strength. Transform from a ball back into a human form.
Su Yan, who was held up high, was speechless.
What are the things happening every day? Give me back my dream of traveling across the world with a sword!
"........."
The talented ladies looked at the scene where their aunt was standing on the tea table, holding Su Yan high in her hand, shaking it, and dropping gold and silver jewelry "clatter..." as if she was showing off. The talented ladies were also silent.
It is true that Su Yan was not born in heaven, and the eternity of Goulan is like a long night.
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After the painful Goulan business hours ended, Su Yan returned to his dormitory and took a shower. After pouring the sewage into the river outside the window, he put on a set of stain-resistant black training clothes and ran to the backyard.
The main business hours of Goulan are at night. For those who make a living in Goulan, they usually sleep in the morning, start a new day at noon, and in the afternoon they usually dress up or go shopping with their aunt.
In the early hours of the morning, there is free time for activities. Talented women who have a foundation in cultivation will choose to practice, while those who have no foundation and do not like to practice will improve their level in the six arts.
"Come on, let me teach you something new today."
When Su Yan came to the backyard, her aunt had just come out from the kitchen with supper, and took care of Su Yan and came to sit down:
"My hand addiction is almost the same. Your bone size, oddity and doubleness are already in my aunt's heart..."
Su Yan said angrily: "Auntie!"
"It's just a joke! You've been wearing a fox face all day long, and you've become a monster. Tonight, let me teach you how to play in the water..." Chong Qiong said with a smile.
