The reason why I can conclude that Hu Xiaofeng and Dou Erbao seek revenge on me without the consent of the heads of the Neiwu Immortal Hall is because even if the Neiwu Immortal Hall wants to ask for an explanation on Chang Jinkun's matter, it is absolutely impossible. Send two young men over.
It's impossible to hide in the toilet secretly and block me, and it's even more impossible for the Liu family to not show up. This goes against logic.
So I deliberately said that to deceive them, and it worked out right away.
"Brother, don't talk nonsense to this kid. The worst we can do is keep him alive and only destroy his limbs." Huang Maodou Erbao saw that Hu Xiaofeng felt guilty, so he suggested: "This way, even if Black Mother and the elders blame us in the future, we The two brothers can at most be punished, but their crime will not lead to death."
"It's better to kill me than to cripple me!" I broke out in a cold sweat and yelled: "You smelly yellow hair, you are just like a short winter melon, you are so evil!"
"You don't criticize people but don't expose them, and you don't slap people in the face when you hit them. How dare you call me a short winter melon? Look at me and slap you!" Dou Erbao's face turned red with anger and he stretched out his hand to shout at my face.
"Fuck you uncle!" I raised my foot and kicked Dou Erbao in the stomach.
This kick was hard and accurate. Dou Erbao obviously didn't expect that I would dare to fight back at this moment. He was caught off guard and kicked hard by me. He took a few steps back and fell to the ground.
Hu Xiaofeng was also stunned when he saw this. I took the opportunity to push him away and ran towards the rooftop stairs.
"You two are just two idiots, and you still want to destroy me? Go and practice for hundreds more years!" I taunted loudly and proudly as I ran.
As the saying goes, "When the weather is crazy, it will rain, and when people are crazy, there will be disaster." I had just finished cursing when a dark shadow flashed in front of my eyes. Hu Xiaofeng and Dou Erbao appeared in front of me like ghosts, blocking my way!
What's even weirder is that they obviously died badly, and their heads turned into the shape of their own beasts!
You can imagine that two people with human bodies, one with a fox head and one with a mouse head, are staring at you with bared teeth. How breathtaking this scene is!
"Brother Xiaofeng, I'll cripple his hands, you cripple his legs." Dou Erbao rolled up his sleeves and walked towards me while assigning tasks to Hu Xiaofeng: "This kid is so cunning, let's not touch him. I will cripple him and torture him slowly to let him know how powerful we two brothers are!"
It looks like I'm going to get serious. I'm just a human being, how can I fight against these two angry beasts? !
Of course, I can summon the immortal family in my hall, but that takes time and requires meditating. Maybe I won’t be able to take care of myself before the immortal family is invited!
"Lang Nier, where are you? Your husband is going to be crippled, and you will be a widow for half your life!" The only thing I can count on now is Lang Nier, and regardless of whether it is useful or not, she just opens her mouth and screams.
"Stop yelling. Isn't it embarrassing? How can a man ask a woman for help after being beaten?!"
At this time, a familiar figure appeared at my wife's stairway and scolded me.
But I felt like hearing a fairy tale, because this person was my life-saving straw—Lang Nier!
Hu Xiaofeng and Dou Erbao turned around at the same time and looked at Lang Nier who suddenly appeared. They seemed to feel that the pretty girl in front of them was not an ordinary person.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?!" Lang Nier walked out of the stairs with her chin raised: "My name is Lang Nier, a member of the Lang family of Waiwuxiantang, Cheng Yi's fiancée, you two are so mean, If you don’t practice in a cave, why would you dare to come to the human world and embarrass yourself?”
"you……"
Hu Xiaofeng was so angry that he was about to open his mouth to refute, but was interrupted by Lang Nier: "Auntie, are you wrong? Look at you people, you are neither a human nor a ghost. It is obvious that you are not good at practicing and can't stabilize the transformed form. , if you disturb ordinary people, beware of thunder striking you to death!"
While talking, Lang Nier swaggered through the two of them, crossed her chest with her hands to block me in front of me, and continued to spray: "In a big way, Cheng Yi is a disciple of Waiwuxiantang, and in a small way, he is my future. My husband, if you two dare to touch him today, I will kill you alive!"
A powerful demonic aura emanated from Lang Nier's body, blowing dust on the ground and shrouding Hu Xiaofeng and Dou Erbao from afar.
Wild immortals can know their level of cultivation by releasing evil spirit. Hu Xiaofeng and Dou Erbao's Taoism is obviously far inferior to that of Lang Nier. They trembled after being enveloped by the evil spirit, and their arrogance disappeared.
"Apologise immediately, then get as far away as you can, and don't let my aunt see you in the future!" Seeing that the two of them were as scared as quails, Lang Nier didn't really intend to do anything to them, so she took advantage of the situation and gave them a step up.
"Ahem, what a fierce little girl, she's even more powerful than my unruly and willful granddaughters!"
Just as Hu Xiaofeng and Dou Erbao were about to give in and apologize, another figure came up from the stairs, looked at Lang Nier and me and laughed.
This is an old man with white beard and hair. He has white hair and a boyish face. He is short and lean. He is wearing a purple Tang suit with a double breast. One hand is behind his back and the other is holding a cigarette pouch and a pot.
"Grandpa! Someone is bullying us! You old man must make the decision for us!"
When Hu Xiaofeng saw the old man, he took Dou Erbao to his knees and burst into tears. Those who didn't know thought I had kidnapped them to the rooftop.
"You bastards, who told you to sneak out? Get back here immediately!" The old man didn't have a good expression. He walked over, lifted up the pipe pot and hit the two of them on the head.
Hu Xiaofeng and Dou Erbao did not dare to speak. They covered their heads and ran toward the stairs, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
The old man walked towards me and Lang Nier again, and said with a smile: "There are unworthy children and grandchildren in our family, which made you laugh. I will apologize for them!"
Lang Nier rolled her eyes and quickly pulled me to kneel down and salute the old man: "I have seen Mr. Hu San before!"
I was originally wondering why I was giving such a grand gift, but when I heard the title "Master Hu San", my heart suddenly trembled. It turned out that the person in front of me was the famous Mr. Hu San, well-known to women and children in the three northeastern provinces? !
The head of the Outer Wuxian Hall is Mama Hei, while the head of the Inner Wuxian Hall is undoubtedly Mr. Hu San. Like Hei Mama, he has already been included in the Immortal Class and enjoys the incense and offerings in the temple.
"Are you Lang Zhenxiong's daughter?" Mr. Hu San helped us up and looked at Lang Nier with a smile: "The Lang family is so lucky to have given birth to such a good daughter who is beautiful, smart and smart! How do you know my identity? Because my grandson calls him 'Grandpa'?"
Lang Nier smiled: "There are so many elders in the Hu family. I can't guess who you are just by calling your grandson. But you just said, 'There is an unworthy grandson in the family.' Obviously, you also include the younger generation of the Dou family." Including the people in the Neiwu Immortal Hall who are qualified to say this, besides our master Mr. Hu San and Mrs. Hu San, who else is there?"
