Chapter 14 Bathroom Distress

Style: Science Author: Jiangnan weirdoWords: 2020Update Time: 24/01/18 13:28:42
Since I solved the feng shui problem of Zhao Yuming's house, I have successfully earned my first pot of gold since coming to the county, three stacks of new banknotes. This is simply a big deal for me, a poor boy who has lived in the countryside for a long time and has never seen the world. It was a huge sum of money, and I was so happy that snot bubbles came out of my nose.

But after the excitement passed, I began to worry secretly. I had long heard that people in the Five Immortals Hall in "Fox Yellow White Willow Gray" must repay their kindness and pursue their revenge. Although Black Mother was on top, no one knew. Will they secretly take advantage of the situation?

With the first pot of gold, I simply tidied up the front room in front of the small courtyard, and customized a shrine for the Xiantang memorial tablet. The remaining money was given to Lang Nier for safekeeping.

Lang Nier was particularly happy and suggested that since we have entered the city now, we must integrate into the city life. First of all, we must make changes in our clothing. Then she forced me to go to the department store to buy some clothes.

I don't know how to dress up. As long as the clothes and shoes are comfortable, I bought them after visiting a few shops. Lang Nier picked them for me throughout the process.

Next, when Lang Nier was choosing clothes for herself, I almost felt depressed. I almost went shopping in the women's clothing section, trying this one on that one, and sometimes I thought it was good, and sometimes I felt it was not what I wanted. For three whole hours, I My feet have blisters.

It seems that as long as they are women, no matter whether they are immortals or ghosts, they cannot escape the iron law of shopping.

"Oh, Ni'er, I really can't walk!" I limped and couldn't hold on, so I begged: "I'm waiting for you in the rest area. Buy whatever you like. Don't worry about the money. Come here to find it after you buy it. I'll meet you."

Lang Nier was dissatisfied with my slow walking, so she agreed happily and ran away happily.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and just when I was about to find a place to sit down and rest, my bladder bulged again, so I had to follow the signs to the direction of the public toilet.

The location of the toilet is relatively remote, and you have to go through a narrow passage to reach it after twists and turns.

I finally got into the toilet and was unzipping my pants. Then I heard a cough. I turned around and saw a fashionable young man with yellow hair also peeing and looking at me with a half-smile.

I was so frightened by what he saw that I shivered, put on my pants, and hurried out.

I heard that there are many gays in today's society who don't love the opposite sex but love the same sex. I suspect that yellow-haired boy is this kind of person. If I really want to be targeted by him, can I accept it?

I was thinking wildly while walking out of the passage. At this time, a tall and thin young man in leather clothes and leather trousers, with curly hair, wearing sunglasses and a rock and roll style came towards me. He suddenly stopped when he walked in front of me.

I thought I was blocking his way, so I immediately turned to the side to avoid him, but I didn't know that he was also hiding from me, always standing in front of me.

The yellow-haired boy who was smiling at me in the toilet also came out, holding his shoulders and blocking me behind.

It seems that these two guys are in the same group. I noticed something was wrong, frowned and asked, "Brother, what do you want to do? I am a straight man, and I am not good at that."

"Bah! Who the hell is not a straight man?" The rock youth was stunned for a moment, then spat on the ground: "You don't know us, but we know you! Your name is Cheng Yi, right?!"

When he heard the other party say my name, he immediately became alert and realized that they had been targeting me for a long time and deliberately blocked me here.

"I heard that your boy is a disciple of the Waiwu Immortal Hall, and I thought he was a three-headed and six-armed person. He doesn't look like much." The rock youth looked at me sideways, his eyes full of contentment. It was disdain: "We brothers came here specifically to talk to you, this is not the place to talk, let's talk on the rooftop?"

"I don't care who you are. Since you know that I am a disciple of the Waiwu Immortal Hall, stay away from me. I don't have time to talk to you!"

I warned the other party in a cold tone, because I know that in the city, the more polite you are, the more people will bully you. Being tougher may make them retreat.

"Hey, I'm quite stubborn, but I'm afraid this matter is not up to you!" Rock Youth Activities flexed their muscles and approached me step by step.

Obviously he was going to attack me. I still understand the principle of "strike first to gain advantage, but to strike later will suffer". When he was only three steps away from me, I made a fist with my right hand and swung it forward, which was bound to knock him down. on the ground.

Then, as soon as I moved my shoulders, the yellow-haired boy behind me quietly pressed onto my back and held me in a hug. I was frightened and tried to resist. However, the rock youth was already close, and the two of them lifted me up, one on the left and the other on the right. , suddenly rushed towards the open window of the toilet door!

Before I understood what was going on, the three people flew out of the window together, with the bustling city avenue below them.

What the hell kind of way is this! Are you blocking me just to hold me and jump off the building together? It’s just crazy!

Just when I was about to open my mouth and scream, I realized that I did not fall. Instead, I quickly rose up with them, and landed on the spacious rooftop of the department store in the blink of an eye.

"Brother, this kid still has some courage. He didn't yell or wet his pants." The yellow-haired boy said to the rock youth.

I thought to myself that it was a good thing that I went to the toilet first, otherwise these two boys would really be laughing at me.

The rock youth signaled Huang Mao to let go of me, and said with a proud look on his face: "Cheng Yi, you saw, we are not ordinary people, my name is Hu Xiaofeng, his name is Dou Erbao, we are from Neiwuxiantang, and we came here to settle matters with you today. Not counting the fact that Chang Jinkun was killed by the Five Immortals Hall!"

It seems that my worries for the past few days have come true. Neiwuxiantang is really unwilling to give up, blocking people in the toilet.

The Five Immortals in the Hall are fox, yellow, white, willow and gray. Hu is the fox fairy, Dou is the gray fairy and mouse. These two are both wild immortals.

"Even if Chang Jinkun's account needs to be settled, it will be the Snake Fairy Liu family who comes to me to settle the matter." I pushed back without showing any signs of weakness: "You are a fox and a mouse, will it be your turn?"

Hu Xiaofeng reached out and grabbed my collar, pushed me up against the parapet of the rooftop, and said fiercely: "Wuxian Hall shares the honor and disgrace, and the affairs of the Liu family are also the affairs of our Hu family and the Dou family! You are dead today!" If you have any last words, tell them quickly, for the sake of Black Mother, we will help you convey them!"

I grinned: "Am I dead? I think you two are dead! You came to me to seek revenge. Don't all the masters of the Five Immortals Hall know about it? If you dare to touch a hair on my head, believe it or not. Without Mother Black taking action, your respective family heads will cut you into pieces!"

Hu Junjie's face changed slightly, and the hand holding my collar trembled slightly. He turned his head and looked at the yellow-haired Dou Erbao beside him. It was obvious that his words touched my weak point.