"Why don't you find your father-in-law and sister Yuxia?" Ban Xiaoyue touched the whiskers on his cheeks: "They treat you like a treasure!"
I chuckled: "Uncle Ban, what you said is exaggerating. You are ranked second in the Waiwu Immortal Hall, and your magical powers are extraordinary. Besides, what we have to deal with today is Rouge (a female ghost). Don't you know?" The power of a tiger is the best way to defeat the evil spirits and evil spirits?"
Wear it a thousand times, but flattery never wears it. Ban Xiaoyue was obviously very impressed by my compliments, and he said proudly: "You have some knowledge, so I'll help you!"
After saying this, Ban Xiaoyue suddenly rushed towards me. I felt light all over, and I felt like my spirit had returned to my seven orifices, but I shared my body with Ban Xiaoyue.
"Hey! The deceased is gone, and the resentment still lingers, why are you still hanging around here?!"
Madara Xiaoyue, who was dominating my body, shouted loudly, as if a thunder exploded out of thin air, causing the stage under my feet to tremble slightly.
Aunt Lan shivered and looked at me in confusion.
"I am the Changbai Mountain Tiger Immortal, and I came here through Ma Di's physical body. Get rid of the resentful souls and resentful ghosts quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!" Ban Xiaoyue announced his identity, full of power.
The ghost in Aunt Lan's body recovered from the shock, and her eyes suddenly became fierce: "What about the Xian family? They are all unreasonable bastards! If you dare to force me, at worst, this woman and I will die together!"
After Aunt Lan said this, she suddenly turned her hands over and grabbed her throat with both hands!
Ban Xiaoyue was angry: "How dare you! You dare to be cruel in front of me, Ban? You don't even think about whether you have enough weight!"
At this point, Ban Xiaoyue controlled my hands to reach forward, clasped Aunt Lan's wrists, then stepped on her belly, opened her mouth and sucked hard on her face.
Aunt Lan couldn't move, the skin and flesh on her face trembled, and streaks of blue-gray black energy poured out from her seven orifices and entered between my mouth and nose!
"I won't leave, I hate it so much..." the old lady howled, her voice shrill and filled with unwillingness, which was chilling to listen to at night.
In a few breaths, all the black energy in the old aunt's body was sucked out. She stopped shouting, her body went limp, she rolled her eyes and fainted.
Madara Xiaoyue let go and burped, and then the image appeared in my mind again, but this time there was a translucent old lady beside him. She looked confused, and she should be the ghost of the deceased old lady.
"Boy, I have removed the resentment of the dead soul. Later I will send him to the entrance of the nearby underworld and let her re-enter the reincarnation. You can handle the rest by yourself." Ban Xiaoyue said these words. , turned into a golden light and disappeared without a trace.
I shuddered and regained control of my body.
"Eldest nephew, I didn't expect you to be a disciple of the Xian family. It's thanks to you that this happened today!" Uncle Shuanzi hugged the fainting Aunt Lan, and his tone was full of gratitude: "How is your aunt doing now?"
I breathed a sigh of relief: "The matter has been solved. I sent the old lady away. Aunt Lan was a little weak because of the yin energy. It's nothing serious. Let her rest for a few more days and take the tonic tomorrow. It's very difficult. It will recover soon.”
"Thank you so much!" Uncle Shuanzi frowned: "I won't say much more. When I finish my work at home, I will go to your house to say thank you!"
"My fellow countrymen, why are you saying these kind words? Just let the matter be settled."
I touched my hair, took Lang Nier's little hand, walked off the stage with my head held high, and left under the gaze of the villagers.
On the way home, seeing no one around, I started chatting: "Nier, did you see that just now? The villagers looked at me differently! I was a famous troublemaker when I was a child, and everyone saw me It’s like hiding from the god of plague, I feel proud today!”
Lang Nier chuckled: "Look at your potential! When are you going to let go? Cover my sweaty palms!"
After she reminded me, I realized that I had been too excited and boldly held her hand. Only then did I realize my abruptness and my face turned red with shame.
But I have to hold you back, so what kind of man can I be if I give in now? I simply held on tighter, raised my chin and said, "What's wrong with holding a little hand? You are my unmarried daughter-in-law, who can laugh at me for acting like a gangster? Besides, this is my first time holding a girl's hand. , you are not at a disadvantage! If your palms are sweaty, just go home and wash them later, what a big deal!"
Lang Nier spat and cursed "shameless" in a low voice, but she didn't forcefully break away. Instead, she leaned towards my arm.
"Nier, were you blushing just now?" I tilted my head at Lang Nier and couldn't help teasing her: "So you blush too? This is in line with your 'female' temperament."
"Who's blushing? Who's a tomboy?" Lang Nier pouted slightly and pinched my arm hard with her other hand.
I grimaced in pain, but I didn't dare to make a sound. I had a fierce wife at home, so I accepted my fate!
After this incident, the whole village knew the next day that I was the chosen disciple of the Immortal family. After discussing with my parents, I chose a good day to erect the memorial tablet and the incense hall, and I could justifiably see things as the incense. .
In a remote place like ours, news is relatively congested, but the seven aunts and eight aunts couldn't resist the long tongues. When they went to the big market, they spread the word about my magical powers. It didn't take long for people from all over the country to know that the old Cheng family was good at it. Man, my business immediately boomed.
There are so many small things like frightening a child, installing a god's seat in a new house, and helping to remove evil spirits from an uneven intersection. It almost doesn't require the Xian family to take action. I can handle it just by relying on the skills I learned from Ding Jiugong. Although it's not a big deal, it adds up to a lot, and it also saves a lot of merit money.
Seeing that I had a way to make money, my parents were very happy, and they began to whisper about my marriage to Lang Nier. I always asked them to postpone the matter on the grounds that I was still young.
But my parents are more traditional. They said that in rural areas there are many cases of getting married first and then getting a certificate. They asked Lang Nier and I to hold a banquet first and wait until we are old enough to get a marriage certificate.
I told them many times that this is a new society and we can no longer do things according to the old traditions. Seeing that I was not getting enough, my parents turned around and persuaded Lang Nier, trying to put pressure on me through her.
I don’t know if Lang Nier couldn’t stand their nagging. That day, she suddenly told me that her father had sent him a message and said that he wanted to come to my house to talk about my marriage with Lang Nier.
When my parents heard that the in-laws were coming to visit, they got busy happily. Not only did they kill chickens and geese, but they even killed a sheep. They said it was a rare visit for the in-laws and they couldn’t be neglected. My dear, it was even more grand than the Chinese New Year. .
