Tu Qingchen's lips twitched when he heard this, and he knew that Chu Siqing was going to cause trouble again.
If he hadn't cared about the solemnity of the Imperial Master, he would have wanted to shake her head to get the water out of it.
Miss, why do you have to choose to eat melon at this time? ah? Do you know the seriousness of this matter?
This is in court, can we be more serious?
Chu Hongle's eyes lit up. He was a man who didn't mind taking things too seriously. He just wanted to hear his daughter finish the gossip!
When Emperor Chu Ming heard his niece's thoughts, he couldn't help but become a little curious.
All civil and military officials in the dynasty couldn't help but quietly pricked up their ears.
Having had an experience at the Saintess's canonization ceremony, they instantly realized that this was the Saint's voice.
Wang Dezheng, an old man like this, actually suffers from a hidden disease. No wonder he is like a firecracker all day long, and he can catch fire at a moment's notice!
There were many courtiers who were attended by Zuodu Yushi in the court, and they all couldn't wait to eat the old man Wang's melon.
Who told him to look at this and that all day long and scold them in front of His Majesty for every trivial matter?
Hearing the saint's voice saying that she was "suffering from a hidden disease," Zuodu Yushi's face suddenly turned pale, and he forgot all the words he wanted to say.
He really wanted to cover the saint's mouth now, but that was the saint's voice and he couldn't stop it at all.
Zuodu Yushi closed his eyes in despair.
Just listen to the milky voice and continue: "It would be really annoying if this man's breasts were as swollen as a woman's." 】
[In order to prevent others from noticing the abnormality on his chest, Mr. Wang would wrap a few loops of cloth around his chest every time before going out. Today, there is still a slight bulge. Is the strap loose? 】
All civil and military officials couldn't help but look at Mr. Wang, as if they wanted to pry into the secret on his chest.
Several courtiers next to him could see more clearly that, as the holy girl said in her heart, Lord Wang had a slight bulge in his chest.
In fact, it is common for tall and strong generals to have bulging chest muscles due to their developed chest muscles, but Mr. Wang is obviously not one of them.
He is a thin old man. He is not a woman but his chest is bulging. There must be something wrong with him.
Different ministers all cast the same intriguing eyes on Zuodu Yushi.
How can I go to court every day with a cloth wrapped around my chest, like the girl in the storybook who disguises herself as a man and enters the court as an official?
Mr. Wang, you have today too!
If you were merciless to us before, we will laugh you to death today! Hahahahaha!
Zuodu Yushi lowered his head in panic, holding a wat board to cover his chest, wishing he could just find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
He, he doesn't want to be like this. This hidden disease has been bothering him for several years!
Chu Siqing knew nothing about the turmoil in the court, so he ate more and more vigorously.
【Oh my God! Just because Zuo Du Yushi had swollen breasts, Mrs. Wang was unwilling to have sex with her husband! 】
[Mrs. Wang is also a wonderful person. She actually said in front of Zuodu Yushi: "My master's breasts are so big that I feel ashamed every time I see them. I will never have sex with them in the future."]
As soon as these words came out, a storm immediately broke out in the court!
It should be noted that there are three, six or nine levels of gossip and melon-eating, among which the incident in the house is the most talked about.
There is still a certain amount of respect among civil servants, so no matter how hard they endure it, they can still manage to remain serious.
But all the generals who had been attended by Zuodu Yushi in the past couldn't help but raise the corners of their mouths.
The eyes of these warriors were still scanning Master Wang's chest as if they were nothing, and their ridicule was clearly revealed!
Zuodu Yushi was so ashamed and angry that he was about to burst out in anger when he heard the saint's voice coming again.
[It’s no wonder Master Wang has breast hyperplasia. As a royal censor, he must often quarrel with others, but he doesn’t know that it is because he is often angry that it causes swollen breasts. 】
[Men’s breasts are also mammary glands. The angrier you are, the more swollen your breasts will be, and the more swollen your breasts will be, the angrier they will be. It’s really a vicious cycle! 】
Zuodu Yushi's anger suddenly filled his heart.
Although he didn't understand what "breast" was, he still understood what the saint meant.
His chest swelling and pain turned out to be caused by his frequent anger?
Mr. Wang didn't think so at first. As an official, he naturally had to argue with the ministers, and it was inevitable to get angry.
But he suddenly remembered that when he was the Minister of Justice, his figure was still normal. At that time, his wife was still affectionate with him every day...
After being promoted to Zuodu Yushi, he became angry more and more often. It seems that it was indeed from that time that he often felt that his chest was swollen and painful.
Later, he had to wrap himself in a cloth before going out, and his wife was no longer willing to sleep with him.
Because of this strange disease, Zuodu Yushi endured the shame, concealed his identity, and secretly invited many doctors to see him, but no one could explain the cause of this strange disease.
Now the saint's voice tells him that he has this strange disease because he is often angry. Does that mean that the saint also has a solution?
Chu Siqing really lived up to his expectations, and soon said in her heart:
[In fact, this disease is easy to treat. As long as you keep a happy mood and exercise more every day, you will slowly get better. 】
Hearing this, Censor Zuodu almost burst into tears.
Unexpectedly, the strange disease that has troubled him for so long will heal on its own as long as he doesn't get angry and exercises more!
The saint's voice really helped him a lot!
Emperor Chu Ming sat on the dragon chair and could clearly see the reactions of the courtiers below.
It’s so interesting to watch the old-fashioned Mr. Wang’s expression change from righteous and righteous, to panic, shame and anger, and finally to overjoyed!
There were also civil servants and military generals who had always been at odds with each other, but at this time they seemed to have a tacit understanding, and they all silently took advantage of their colleagues.
Emperor Chu Ming's mouth curled up slightly when he saw it, and his whole body seemed to feel relaxed.
It seems that it is indeed a good idea to let my niece join the government!
In the past, when he went to court, listening to the quarrels among the courtiers gave him a terrible headache. How could it be as interesting as eating melon now?
Emperor Chu Ming suddenly felt a little playful, and deliberately asked the censor of Zuodu: "Master Wang, I just heard you say so much, do you just don't want the saint to join the government?"
Zuodu Yushi was so excited that he suddenly woke up.
Isn’t this a bad dish? !
Now the saint's voice has helped him solve his hidden illness, but just now he said in front of the saint that she didn't understand anything and shouldn't join the court!
Zuodu Yushi's face suddenly became colorful.
However, as a civil servant, he is also known for his eloquence, so he is naturally not a vegetarian.
The censor of Zuodu was thinking, and he quickly said: "No, I want to say that although the saint is young, she is born smart and blessed with good fortune. She went to the court to accumulate blessings for our great state. ah!"
He said eloquently: "It is child's play for a saint to enter the court. I am repeating what others have said, but I firmly agree that the saint will enter the court to listen to politics!"
Chu Siqing opened her mouth slightly when she heard this, and said in shock: "Why is this Mr. Wang so inconsistent in his words? I can't understand it?" 】
