But a few people looked at the lychee tree, and from time to time it was like rain, and some cicadas peed down, so they stopped and did not dare to go forward.
No one wants to be drenched in urine.
In the end, everyone's eyes fell on Chen Xiaoyun.
"No, why are you all looking at me like that?!" Chen Xiaoyun felt guilty after being looked at by everyone.
"Don't look at me like that, hey, I feel bad."
"Brother Chen, look at you, you are already wet anyway. Why don't you go in and drive away the cicadas on the tree first before letting us in." Lin Wanyu blinked her big, bright eyes, watery.
Several other people also nodded like they were pounding garlic.
"Can you let go of your conscience? Doesn't it hurt?" Chen Xiaoyun said heartbrokenly as he saw everyone preparing for him to sacrifice.
"Brother Xiaoyun, you don't want Sister Wanyu to get wet, right?!" Chen Xiaonan said while touching his nose.
"That's right, Brother Chen, Miss Wanyu is so spunky and beautiful, are you willing to let her be wet with cicada urine?" He Qiang also said.
Ling Meier bared her big white teeth and smiled at Chen Xiaoyun.
Seeing this, everyone unanimously decided to let Chen Xiaoyun go to the mine.
"Oh, people's hearts are not as old as they used to be!" Chen Xiaoyun could only bite the bullet and rush in.
As soon as people got close to the tree, it started to rain.
The cicadas are warning those who try to approach their territory.
Chen Xiaoyun ran at the speed of flying, ten meters per second, and rushed under the lychee tree as if flying.
"Wow, Brother Chen is so awesome!" Lin Wanyu clapped her hands and cheered.
Chen Xiaoyun was speechless, could you be more fake? !
Passing through the lychee tree is only the first step. Next, we need to find a way to drive away all the cicadas on the lychee tree.
Otherwise, we can only tear down a section of the bamboo fence, destroy some flowers, and open a new gate without going under the lychee tree.
"You should go to the car first and blow on the air conditioner. I'll change into old clothes and bring bamboo poles to drive away the cicadas on the trees." Chen Xiaoyun said.
He can only choose this method, otherwise what good method is there? He couldn't think of it at the moment.
Lin Wanyu and others returned to the car to turn on the air conditioner. Chen Xiaoyun changed his clothes and got out, holding an umbrella and a straw hat with double insurance.
I found a bamboo pole, stood under the tree, and stabbed it at random.
"I see...I see..."
When the cicadas on the tree are frightened, they will scream and fly away, and they will not forget to urinate and attack the enemy. A large group of cicadas will fly up, whining loudly, flying everywhere.
With an umbrella and a straw hat, the cicada urine finally didn't get on him, only on his clothes and trousers.
"I am bitter and always want to avoid..."
Some cicadas couldn't fly and fell to the ground. Rhubarb and Hei Zai rushed up to bite them.
The civet cat Laiwang also came. He looked at the cicadas that fell on the ground and refused to eat them. In the past few days, he caught the cicadas and ate them until he vomited.
"Hey, hey, look at my single stick..." Chen Xiaoyun was enjoying himself and hummed a song.
It took me ten minutes of beating with a bamboo pole to scare away the cicadas on the tree.
The cicadas that fell to the ground became snacks for Hei Zai and Rhubarb. They were full of protein and would be even more delicious if fried.
"Okay, you can come in, just don't stay under the tree." Chen Xiaoyun knocked on the window and said to several people.
At this moment, his body was full of the smell of cicada urine, and he had to take a bath quickly.
Chen Xiaoyun went upstairs to take a shower, while Lin Wanyu and others sat in the living room to rest.
Chen Xiaonan went to clean the seafood on his own.
"Wow, these peach fish are still alive." Lin Wanyu saw that the peach fish and creek grouper in the fish tank were still alive and kicking.
"What kind of fish is this? It's beautiful, and it's golden. Brother Qiang, look at it." Ling Meier pointed at the colorful Tsing Yi and golden grouper and said in surprise.
"Hey, Brother Chen has good taste. He has raised so many fish." He Qiang said with some surprise.
Looking at the colorful horse mouth and green clothes is very eye-catching.
Everyone sat in the living room and rested for a while before Chen Xiaohu slowly arrived.
"Phew... finally home."
After finally arriving at the destination, the grumpy old driver returned to normal.
After getting off the car and walking into the living room, Chen Xiaohu was lying on the sofa.
"Ouch, I'm so exhausted!"
I don’t know if I’m tired from driving or from cursing people and cars.
"Where's Brother Xiaoyun?" Chen Xiaohu asked.
"Shower on the road."
"It's broad daylight, what kind of bath are you taking?"
Then He Qiang told what happened just now, and Chen Xiaohu laughed loudly after hearing it.
"Should!"
"What should I do?"
When Chen Xiaoyun came down from the shower, he heard Chen Xiaohu laughing and saying what he should say.
"No, it's nothing!" Chen Xiaohu was startled and quickly said it was nothing.
Seeing Chen Xiaohu's cowardly appearance, several people couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha……"
"No, why are you laughing?" Chen Xiaoyun felt baffled.
"It's nothing, I just thought of something funny." Lin Wanyu chuckled.
"Inexplicable!" Chen Xiaoyun walked towards the kitchen.
Chen Xiaohu then patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.
I almost got caught for saying bad things.
Entering the kitchen, Chen Xiaonan had already washed out the crabs and shrimps.
Chen Xiaoyun started cooking seafood porridge.
Lin Wanyu went to the backyard to pick two cucumbers and came back and washed them.
"Sister Ling, do you want to have one?"
"Thank you, sister Wanyu. I happen to be hungry." Ling Meier took the cucumber and started eating it.
"Crack!!"
"Um?"
"Crisp, sweet, and hydrated. This cucumber is so delicious!" Ling Meier's eyes lit up.
She felt that the cucumber was more delicious than any other fruit.
"It still tastes familiar, delicious!" Lin Wanyu ate cucumber again, feeling very happy and happy.
Chen Xiaoyun first cut the blue crab in half, fried it with the heads of the monodon shrimp, and fried the shrimp and crab roe.
Then add water and cook for five or six minutes, then remove the shrimp heads and crab shells.
Change a pot, pour the simmered seafood soup into the pot and bring to a boil. Add the washed rice into the pot and stir slowly.
When the porridge is almost cooked, add crab meat, shrimp meat, abalone meat, and scallops into the pot.
When cooked, add chopped green onions and serve!
Lifting the seafood porridge to the living room table, Chen Xiaonan helped carry the bowls and chopsticks to the living room.
"Seafood porridge is out of the pot." Chen Xiaoyun said.
"Wow, can you eat it?" Lin Wanyu's eyes suddenly had little stars.
"It's probably still a little hot, so take it out first and let it cool down." Looking at Lin Wanyu's greedy look, Chen Xiaoyun said with a smile.
Chen Xiaoyun served the seafood porridge, and the fragrance of the seafood porridge filled the living room.
"smell good!"
Ling Meier couldn't help but swallow her saliva. She was already a little hungry at this moment, but it was already past one o'clock and they hadn't had lunch yet.
"So hungry!"
Chen Xiaohu didn't care that it was hot. He picked up the porridge and started eating it in small bites while blowing the porridge.
I guess he got hungry because he was scolding cars and people.
After it cooled for a while, everyone picked up the porridge and started eating it.
"Well, it's delicious. It's so delicious." Ling Meier discovered for the first time that porridge can be so delicious.
I ate three bowls in a row and couldn't bear to put down the bowl.
After eating such delicious seafood porridge, I am afraid that she will not be able to appetite other porridges in the future.
Ling Meier looked at He Qiang.
"Mother Gua, do you think labor and capital are used as claws?!" He Qiang was looked at in confusion.
"Brother Qiang, can I remarry?" Ling Meier suddenly said.
"???"
The living room suddenly became quiet, and everyone looked at Ling Meier.
Chen Xiaohu's mouth was facing the bowl, and he was picking up the porridge with chopsticks in one hand. He maintained this posture and looked at Ling Mei'er motionlessly.
What's going on? Why are you suddenly remarrying? ?
Everyone was confused.
"You want to remarry? You are the only one who wants you besides me?" He Qiang said nonchalantly.
"A person in his late thirties, almost forty years old, a mother of two, still wants to remarry, but the second brother Gui wants to do it!"
"Mother Ha, what are you thinking about every day?"
"Well, the seafood porridge made by my little brother is so delicious. I even want to remarry my little brother. You only know how to fish and fish all day long, but you don't even cook for me." Ling Meier said.
"???"
Everyone looked at Chen Xiaoyun.
Chen Xiaoyun: "???"
Don't hurt me, I'm afraid Brother Qiang will stab me!
