For three days, except for feeding chickens, ducks and geese, Chen Xiaoyun rarely left the house.
It's rainy and the sky is gloomy, which can easily make people feel sleepy.
After sleeping at home for three days, the bed almost collapsed from Chen Xiaoyun's sleep.
I couldn't sleep anymore, so I got up and played with Heizi and Dahuang. (You can’t have too much fun with a dog if you’re single, right?)
"Come on, Hei Zai, do a backflip." Chen Xiaoyun said to Hei Zai.
"Woof woof..."
Hei Zai: Lao Deng, watch carefully, don’t blink...
Hei Zai suddenly performed a backflip on the spot.
I was shocked!
This scene made Chen Xiaoyun dumbfounded.
He originally saw an update on the Internet that my cat can do backflips.
Then, when he was bored, he said something nonsense to Hei Zai.
Unexpectedly, Hei Zai really understood and did a backflip for him.
"Wang Defa, Hei Zai, you really shocked your father and me for a whole year..." Chen Xiaoyun was so surprised that he almost couldn't close his jaw.
"Woof woof..."
Hei Zai: It’s such a small sideshow, who can live in it? There is no one who can fight.
"Woof woof..."
Da Huang suddenly barked twice, a little unhappy.
Why, do you think you can do it?
Then, Dahuang performed a front flip, making Chen Xiaoyun look stupid.
"Dahuang, you won't become a spirit, will you? You won't be allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China."
"Woof woof woof..."
Dahuang: Lao Dian, you have just become a spirit. Benwang’s martial arts skills are unrivaled in the world.
"Come on, come on, you perform it again and I'll record it for you." Chen Xiaoyun quickly took out his cell phone to take a video of Hei Zai and Da Huang.
Your cat can do a backflip, and my dog can not only do a backflip, but also a frontflip.
"Woof woof woof..."
Hei Zai, Dahuang: No, I have to drink water...
"Okay, okay, as long as you cooperate, I will give you something to drink, as if you are missing someday."
Chen Xiaoyun was speechless. These two dogs were so intelligent that they even negotiated terms with him.
After promising Lingquan water, Heizai and Dahuang were willing to seriously cooperate with Chen Xiaoyun in filming the video.
Chen Xiaoyun took a video of Heizi's backflip and Dahuang's frontflip and posted it on Kuaiyin.
The caption read: My dog can do backflips and frontflips. Do you want to come to my house and have a look?
Now his Kuaiyin account has more than 200,000 fans.
Every work has a lot of likes and comments, but he doesn't manage it very much.
Some fans and netizens also asked him to start a live broadcast, but he laughed it off.
Why does he start a live broadcast? He doesn't rely on it to make money. Making videos also depends on his mood.
After playing with the dog for a while, I lay on the sofa and played fast music, watching the pretty young lady next to me, singing and dancing.
This brushing lasted all afternoon, just like taking Xuanmai, I couldn't stop at all.
Wearing a raincoat, I went to feed the chickens, ducks and geese, and then paid Laiwang his evening wages.
Back home, I sat down for some dinner alone to solve the problem of food and clothing.
After dinner, I felt bored, then turned on the computer to log in, and started masturbating!
As soon as I logged in, I saw that Zhang Xian was also online.
Zhang Xian also saw Chen Xiaoyun's account and immediately sent a message.
"Why did you suddenly get on board? I thought you were missing. Come and take me flying."
Chen Xiaoyun clicked on Team Up and pulled Zhang Xian in.
"Hey, can you hear me?"
"I can hear it!" Chen Xiaoyun also spoke.
"Why haven't you seen me for so long?" Zhang Xian asked.
Chen Xiaoyun replied: "I'm busy, so I don't have time to play games."
"I saw the videos you posted on Kuaiyin. You look very cool every day. Why are you so busy? I really envy your life now." Zhang Xian said.
There is no rent pressure, no performance pressure, no scolding from the boss, you can do whatever you want all day long, and live a carefree life.
This is the life that countless people dream of.
"It's okay. If you can't survive anymore, come to me, brother. I won't starve you." Chen Xiaoyun said.
Zhang Xian was one of his few friends and good buddies. He had known him for eight years after being away from home for eight years.
"Really, if I can't survive anymore, I will come to join you." Zhang Xian said jokingly.
"Then there's still a lie? Could I lie to you to come here, and it's your waist?" Chen Xiaoyun said.
Now he has the ability to help his brothers and friends.
Not to mention being rich and powerful, it shouldn't be a problem to get some money for a bride's gift.
"Then it's agreed that when one day I can no longer hang out here, I will come find you and hang out with you."
"Don't talk so much nonsense. If you can't survive anymore, come to me. I'll make sure you have porridge to drink every day. Start masturbating now."
"..."
If you drink porridge every day, is it necessary to go all the way there to drink it?
He himself can drink porridge every day!
"Big brother, take me to the gold!" Zhang Xianhao shouted angrily.
"You're the only one who has to pick your feet. It doesn't take more than a day for you to be hammered down." Chen Xiaoyun said with a smile.
"Then don't worry, I just want to get gold for once."
"Sit tight, I'll take you flying tonight!"
Chen Xiaoyun asked himself, with his current skills, he would be able to lead Zhang Xian, a loser, without any pressure. It would be just a small amount of gold.
The bad thing has happened! !
In the first round, Chen Xiaoyun locked in the jungle position and chose a poodle.
Zhang Xian chose the top laner Galen, and his main skill is as stable as an old dog.
Seeing Zhang Xian take out Garen's top laner, the other three teammates in line silently wiped the sweat from their foreheads.
At the beginning of the game, the first-level team did not break out, and both sides were as stable as old dogs.
Chen Xiaoyun chose to play red, but the two teammates on the bottom lane had no intention of helping to play red.
This really made Chen Xiaoyun not know how to complain.
…
"Anchor, if you do this, you will be beaten out."
"The anchor is so brave, he chose the goddess Ashe as his support, and he also wanted to steal the opponent's jungler's favor."
"666, wait for the anchor to go to jail."
"Family, let's see how I steal his popularity and beat the opponent's head." The beautiful female anchor playing Ai Xi said to the netizens in the live broadcast room, not taking it seriously.
She invited a diamond-level friend to play with the adC female gun and take her flying.
Now she wants to steal the opponent's jungler's red at the beginning to establish an advantage for her own jungler.
At the beginning, Chen Xiaoyun inserted an eye in the red field area. Chen Xiaoyun didn't know there was an eye here.
Chen Xiaoyun controlled the poodle and was brushing red daddy. His eyes were fixed on the middle and top, and he did not notice that there was only one female gun on the bottom lane.
I thought the opponent's support was helping the jungler fight Blue Baba.
When the red daddy only has a few dozen blood, he wants to save a punishment.
The next moment, a barrage of thousands of arrows was fired, and the red daddy disappeared.
Chen Xiaoyun was stunned for a moment. Was he robbed of his fame by the opponent's support? !
Then two teammates on the bottom lane gave him question marks.
Suddenly, Chen Xiaoyun was so angry that Wo Nima, this magical teammate.
"Damn it, this bottom lane guy on the other side doesn't want to live anymore?" Chen Xiaoyun instantly felt that the idea of this round was suddenly opened up.
"Brother Chen, what's the matter with you? Has the red been robbed?" Hearing Chen Xiaoyun's voice, Zhang Xian switched his attention to the bottom lane.
"Hahaha, I was so popular that I was snatched away by the opponent's assistant Ai Xi." Chen Xiaoyun laughed.
"Guigui, the support on the other side is very brave. Aren't you afraid of being targeted?" Zhang Xian knew that Chen Xiaoyun was angry.
The support annoyed the jungler and Chen Xiaoyun, what did you think?
"Hahaha, did you see it? I got the red daddy. Now the jungler on the opposite side explodes. Let's see if our jungler kills him." Female anchor Zhou Zhou said with a happy smile.
"666, Goddess Zhou is so beautiful."
"Zhou Zhou is so brave."
"The jungler on the opposite side is not very aware. He will be robbed of his fame even if he does this."
…
Chen Xiaoyun quickly brushed the four-bird punishment to upgrade to level two, and went directly to the bottom lane.
On the bottom lane, Ai Xi grabbed the red, and directly pressed the line with the female gunner.
After the female gun's E and Ashe's W skills were handed over, Chen Xiaoyun walked up from the river.
Seeing the poodle appear in the bottom lane, Ashe and the female gun didn't react for a while.
And Chen Xiaoyun had already given a signal to his bottom lane.
When the assistant saw Chen Xiaoyun's poodle coming up, he flashed up directly. As soon as the sunshine goddess Rinu came up, she stunned Ai Xi.
adC Obama also followed, and the female gunman flashed away and escaped.
"Ping ping ping pong..."
"Oh~oh~...(It seems like he died like this!)
After a set of combination punches, Master Ai fell to the ground, and the female gunman didn't dare to look back and ran to the bottom of the tower.
Chen Xiaoyun got the head, and the red daddy was back in his hand.
"Ah... Damn it, why did he just come to arrest him?" Looking at the black screen, the female anchor Zhou Zhou was stunned.
"Hahaha, retribution is coming!"
"Goddess Zhou, please don't be complacent. You should be beaten."
"Zhou Zhou, you can't finish the good game, so why bother with the jungler..."
In the live broadcast room, countless friends were laughing, making the female anchor Zhou Zhou's chest bulge with anger.
The female gunner ran back to the tower, and Chen Xiaoyun couldn't kill him by force. He could only go to the opposite jungle area and upgrade Toad and Three Wolves to three levels.
There is no need to go to his blue field area anymore.
After finishing the toad and the three wolves and reaching level three, Chen Xiaoyun came to the lower road and squatted in the grass in the river.
