There were so many of them that a little food and wine were naturally not enough to eat, and they ran out in a short while, making people feel unsatisfied.
Hu Luanlai said: "It's still early, so there's nothing wrong with waiting here. I think it's better for everyone to go to town to have something to eat and drink before coming back."
Everyone agreed with this proposal and went to the town regardless of Zhu Buwu and other immortal officials.
The weather is hot, and there are few people walking around in the town. Most of them enjoy the coolness in the shade.
When the group arrived in the town, they went to sit down in a restaurant.
They have lived here for many years and are acquainted with the people in the town, but no one knows their true identities.
The waiter saw that he was an acquaintance and introduced a new dish, puffer fish, to everyone.
As we all know, puffer fish is actually poisonous, but as long as it is handled well, it can actually be eaten.
It just so happened that they hired a new chef in their store who was good at cooking puffer fish, which was very delicious.
After hearing this, everyone became interested and ordered puffer fish to eat.
To show that there was no problem with the puffer fish, the shopkeeper took the initiative to communicate with everyone and expressed that he wanted to eat together.
Seeing the sincerity of the shopkeeper, everyone naturally did not object and invited the shopkeeper to sit down with him.
Soon, various dishes were served, as well as freshly cooked pufferfish.
While everyone was having a banquet, they were talking about interesting things happening in the surrounding villages and towns, which was quite lively.
When the waiters downstairs saw that there were no other customers and that it was almost time to transport new vegetables, they went out together to the other side of town to transport the vegetables...
During the banquet, a group of people were exchanging cups and cups, eating and drinking happily, when they suddenly saw the shopkeeper foaming at the mouth, falling to the ground, and twitching all over.
Everyone was shocked when they saw this, and You Beijing shouted with fear on his face:
"No, puffer fish is poisoned!"
Seeing that the shopkeeper was acting like this, he was undoubtedly suffering from pufferfish poisoning. Xia Zhihui quickly said:
"Shit, fill him with shit quickly!"
Unfortunately, the waiter and others were out at this time and no one responded.
Seeing this, several people had no choice but to personally take the shopkeeper to the toilet in the backyard.
Everyone was a decent cultivator, so it became a problem as to who should scoop up the dung. After looking at each other for a few times, everyone's eyes were focused on Mei Benben.
Seeing everyone looking at her like this, Mei Ben was reluctant, but she had no choice but to pinch her nose with one hand and scoop up the feces with the other.
Several people worked together to fill the shopkeeper's head with manure.
After inducing vomiting, I found that the shopkeeper still showed no obvious signs of improvement.
This made several people look a little gloomy.
You Beijing said with a horrified look:
"No, this pufferfish poison is so powerful. Even if we have magic power to protect ourselves, I'm afraid we won't be able to last long!"
Chi Huikou also said with intention:
"What should I do? Is it possible to wait for the poison to take effect?"
Hu Luanlai heard this, pointed to the toilet and said:
"For the current plan, the only way is to force vomiting by feeding feces before the poison takes effect!"
When everyone heard the words, they all felt that it made sense.
Just being surrounded by the strong smell of feces makes me want to gag. How can I drink it by myself?
But this is a must-drink.
Everyone simply force-fed each other with feces.
You Beijing is the most afraid of death. He is the only one who can drink excrement as soup without anyone else feeding him.
In short, a group of people drank a lot of feces and water, and everyone vomited.
Hu Luanlai felt like his intestines were about to vomit out, and he felt better now.
The others were not much better, especially You Bei Jing, who drank the most and vomited the most, and now he is still squatting on the ground gasping for air!
At this time, I saw the shopkeeper Youyou who had fallen on the ground woke up.
Not only did he feel a disgusting stench in his mouth, but everyone else around him looked like he couldn't help but vomit.
"Everyone, what are you doing?"
Seeing that the shopkeeper was fine, Xia Zhihui couldn't help but scolded:
"You also said that your puffer fish is fine, but you didn't tell me that you were poisoned, and you made us suffer with you. It's really hateful!"
"Pufferfish poisoning?"
The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment.
"You may have misunderstood. There is absolutely no problem with my puffer fish. It cannot be poisonous."
"You've been poisoned yourself, and you're still talking nonsense!"
"I'm not lying. I'm not poisoned. I just suffered from mild epilepsy since I was a child. I just had a sudden onset of the disease and was not poisoned."
"What, it's not poisonous..."
After hearing this, everyone looked at each other and started vomiting again...
...
Today's luck didn't seem very good. Zhu Buwu and others waited until the sun was about to set, but they didn't see the monster appear again. It was a waste of time.
At this time, I saw Ye Ming coming back leisurely, looking very happy.
"Okay, let's stop here today! This monster may not always appear here, right?"
When a group of people heard this, they all got up and gathered together.
When Ye Ming saw it, he looked puzzled and said:
"Hey~~Why don't you see Xia Sizheng and the others?"
Zhu Buwu said bluntly:
"They are eating delicacies in town now!"
"Oh, delicacies from the mountains and seas? I don't want to run away during work hours!"
Ye Ming said, looking towards the path over there.
I happened to see Xia Zhihui and others coming back with ugly faces.
Seeing that Ye Ming came back before them, the group looked even more ugly.
Xia Zhihui looked a little embarrassed and said:
"Sir, you are back so early!"
Seeing that he was about to come forward, Ye Ming waved his hands and said:
"No, just stand there and answer. What delicacies did you go to eat? It tastes so great. Durian?"
Hearing this, several people twitched their mouths.
Jiang Menmian cared about face the most. When he was told this, he nodded repeatedly and said:
"Yes, I'm just going to eat durian."
When the others heard this, they all nodded.
Chi Fenkou also pretended to have endless aftertaste:
“That durian tastes really good!”
Ye Ming smiled and said: "Eating and drinking is human nature, but it is against the rules for you to go out to eat and drink during work hours. According to regulations, merit points will be deducted."
After hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement.
"Okay, let's go back to the office first!"
Returning to Zixu Division, it wasn't long before it was dinner time.
Today’s dinner is specially arranged by Ye Ming——
Durian and stinky tofu.
A group of guys who still had a bad taste in their mouths couldn't help but vomited again after smelling the smell.
Seeing this, Ye Ming said with a straight face:
"What's going on, everyone? I heard that you like the taste, so I asked the chef to prepare it.
You haven't eaten yet, but you are acting like this. Are you looking down on me and humiliating me? "
After hearing this, everyone expressed their disdain and had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat.
Seeing them like this, Ye Ming smiled with satisfaction.
After dinner was finally over, Ye Ming said again:
Since I can't even deal with a single evil spirit recently, it must be caused by everyone's laziness and inaction.
In order to enhance people's ideological awareness of eliminating demons, eradicating evil spirits, and maintaining regional harmony and stability, a special ideological construction course will be added, and He Xini from Shechu Town will be invited to give the lecture.
Everyone must listen to this lecture and write their thoughts afterwards.
In addition, a training course to improve the combat literacy of Zixu Sixian officials must be added, and they must go out to practice at noon every day.
In short, both thoughts and combat power must be grasped with both hands, and both hands must be strong.
At this time, Zhu Buwu weakly raised his hand to express that he had a problem.
Ye Ming smiled and asked what the problem was.
Zhu Buwu said that the current system is too cumbersome and everyone’s monthly salary is a bit low...
When Ye Ming heard this, he immediately severely criticized Zhu Buwu.
Zhu Buwu, an immortal official, had a low ideological consciousness and only knew how to ask for things but not how to give.
We don’t even understand the most basic principles: the more we talk about income, the smaller the structure becomes, and the more we talk about dedication, the higher the realm. It’s really disappointing.
This is a manifestation of the extreme lack of education to improve spiritual quality, and this unhealthy thinking needs to be reformed.
It is imperative to train everyone's ideological and moral character, and this must also be included in the merit point assessment project, otherwise everyone may not pay attention to it!
As for the latest regulations of Master Shan Wuyuan, Mei Benben absolutely agrees.
I expressed my position in public that I will unconditionally support any decision made by Master Shan Wuyuan, resolutely abide by every rule formulated by Master Shan Wuyuan, and conscientiously do...
After that, Xia Zhihui, Hu Luanlai and others also expressed their stance one by one...
(Ten thousand words are omitted below)
In short, that night, the end time of everyone's evening shift was postponed for another half an hour because they had to listen to a special ideological realm improvement lecture by He Xini, the landowner of Shechu Town.
That's it, I can't rest after I go back. I have to write down my thoughts after listening to it, and I have to hand it in tomorrow morning.
If you fail to hand it in, merit points will be deducted.
The next day, whether they were ordinary immortal officials or Xia Zhihui, they all arrived at Zixu Division on time.
After the results arrived, I found a bunch of new rules, all of which Master Shan Wuyuan had thought about all night last night and made for the sake of everyone's future progress.
Now, just an ordinary report needs to be stamped by five people to be effective.
In addition, reports need to be made for moving tables, moving chairs, etc.
At first, Xia Zhihui and others thought they would be unable to adapt to the new rules, but they soon discovered.
This new rule is really great for people like them.
Especially when others have to sign and seal everything they do, that feeling is really wonderful, and it gives a feeling of controlling other people's lives.
In less than a morning, Xia Zhihui and others all followed Master Shan Wuyuan's new rules and helped to implement them strictly.
After lunch, there is no longer the original world of lunch break. Instead, there is training to improve combat effectiveness.
A group of people practiced outside in the scorching sun at noon.
Zhu Buwu, a young man, was fine, but a group of old immortal officials felt miserable, and it was no different from being tortured.
They were not good cultivators in the first place, otherwise they would not have been living in such a small place for most of their lives and still suffered from cowardice.
Now, if we want them to be active like young people and make great progress in their cultivation, it is tantamount to wishful thinking.
After a lot of trouble, everyone was complaining.
That's not all. After practicing at noon, everyone was arranged to patrol around Shechu Town, looking for traces of the harmful monster.
This time, there was no chance to even try to be lazy.
Without him, Gou Huitian, who was still wearing a bandage, was holding a merit book and staring at them.
On the contrary, Xia Zhihui and others all stayed in Zixu Division to spend their days leisurely, euphemistically speaking, taking care of the internal affairs.
At the end of the afternoon, even Zhu Buwu felt sweaty all over.
After finally spending enough time, I finally returned to Zixu Division.
While wiping his sweat, Zhu Buwu accidentally saw that among the many regulations there was a subsidy provision called Summer Moon Silver.
This Summer Moon Silver, as the name suggests, is distributed to the immortal officials who are traveling outside during the hot season.
Seeing this, a smile appeared on Zhu Buwu's face.
Immediately go to the fee office to find Chi Huikou and ask about Shu Yueyin.
When Chi Huikou heard this, he became angry on the spot and criticized Zhu Buwu for being too greedy and not a son of a man.
This made Zhu Buwu confused. Why couldn't he have the Summer Moon Silver that was included in the regulations?
Regarding his question, Chi Huikou immediately asked:
"How do you read Shu Yueyin?"
"It's Summer Moon Silver!"
"Wrong, it's Shuyue and Yin."
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is huge, Shu Yue and Yin are two different things.
Everyone can only enjoy one of them. You have enjoyed the summer months and you still want money. Isn't it too greedy? "
Chi Fenkou's explanation directly refreshed Zhu Buwu's world view.
He wanted to say a few words, but he had no patience at all and kicked him out directly.
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