It was late at night, and a group of men were rolling around in the woods. It was really outrageous. A few of them hurriedly separated. They glanced at the three of them and couldn't help but say:
"What are you doing here at night?"
"Director Gou, what are you doing here?"
"I, of course I am thinking about the safety of the people and am here to eradicate the evil."
"What a coincidence, we are also afraid of evil spirits, so we came here specially to have a look."
After a group of people looked at each other, they all laughed tacitly.
Gou Huitian glanced around at everyone, and suddenly thought of something, and looked around.
Suddenly his eyes lit up, he stepped forward quickly and started picking at a pile of grass.
After a few moments, two people crouched and hiding inside were pulled out from a pile of grass.
As expected, it was the two men, Niu Bu Mian and Ma Bu Xiu.
Seeing this, Gou Huitian said with some dissatisfaction:
"Aren't you both seeking stability and living one day at a time?
Why do you come here so late at night to watch the stars? "
These two people had unusually thick skin. Even though they were pulled out like this, they didn't look embarrassed at all. Instead, they smiled and greeted everyone.
Zhu Buwu didn't expect that he still underestimated the lower limits of these colleagues.
Everyone said they didn't believe it, and they all came out at night to take the credit. It was quite acceptable.
When Gou Huitian saw that everyone was there, he knew that even if he spoke, he would not be able to drive them back.
After thinking about it, I decided to take everyone together.
Although you can't take all the credit in this way, if it is successful, a good commander will certainly not be able to take away the credit.
Thinking of this, I immediately began to direct others to ambush everywhere in the forest, waiting for the monster to appear...
In the Tutu Temple, Ye Ming, who was sitting peacefully and laughing at the performance of these guys, found it very interesting.
Turning over his hands, he took out a set of coir raincoats and bamboo hats that were only as big as a palm and made of fish scales.
Throwing this set of things, they faced the wind and turned into the monster that Bai Ri Zhu and Niu saw.
Ye Ming named him "Yu Yi Ke".
After releasing the fishermen, use some small tricks to add a little "fun" to them.
In this way, Ye Ming smiled with satisfaction and continued to sit and watch the show.
...
A group of people lurking in the forest were very patient, waiting quietly for the thing to appear again.
It's just that there are a lot of mosquitoes tonight on a summer night, and the bites are a bit uncomfortable.
Fortunately, everyone present has a good level of cultivation. I can’t say how advanced it is, but it’s no problem to block ordinary mosquitoes.
I thought I could survive like this, but I didn't expect that problems started to appear again after a while.
Yang Bunao, who was lying quietly in the grass, saw a wild cat parked on a stone nearby.
Then, the night cat raised its legs and poured a stream of urine onto its head.
Yang Bunao was furious and wanted to give the wild cat a slap, but was stopped by Gou Huitian's eyes hiding in the tree opposite, signaling him not to make any noise.
This made Yang Bunao a little helpless, so he had to endure it.
After the wild cat finished urinating, it jumped away without a trace.
Luo Busheng, who was lying on the side in the pit, laughed secretly when he saw this.
While he was smiling, he saw a bison passing by and defecating directly into the pit where he was hiding.
Luo Busheng, who had nowhere to hide, suddenly bumped into a cow dung.
Gou Huitian, who was hiding in the tree, laughed secretly when he saw this.
Fortunately, I am smart and hiding in the tree, these things will not affect me.
Just as he was enjoying himself, he suddenly felt something touching his feet. The feeling was chilly.
Gou Huitian's heart skipped a beat, and his body became a little stiff as he looked down slightly.
This time, he happened to be eye-to-eye with a venomous snake that was spitting out letters.
It turns out that the way you treat others is often different from the way you treat yourself.
Gou Huitian, who was afraid that others would reveal his actions just now, no longer cared about alerting others.
Faced with a real snake, he would kill it without hesitation.
As soon as he moved, the poisonous snake immediately thought he was about to attack.
Before he took action, the venomous snake popped out like a spring and bit Gou Huitian on his lips.
Gou Huitian was in pain, so he grabbed the poisonous snake and threw it out. He also fell from the tree.
After landing on the ground, Gou Huitian was in great pain and quickly touched his lips. After touching it, he realized that the poison of the poisonous snake was very powerful. After one bite, his lips were completely numb and he could not even speak.
Just as he was about to cast a spell to force out the poison, he saw a figure appear in the forest.
It turned out to be a monster in a raincoat and bamboo hat made of fish scales that walked out of thin air, that is, the "fisherman".
As soon as the monster appeared, Lu Buxie, who was already ready to attack, rushed out from a hiding place and wanted to capture it.
It's just that this thing is extremely fast, and it evades his grasp in a blink of an eye, causing it to miss.
Just as they dodge Lu Buxie, Niu Buxie and Ma Buxie rush out together again.
There is no doubt that these two men did not succeed either.
Seeing this, the others stopped hiding and rushed out together.
Although there were many of them, they were unable to catch the "fisherman" and were dodged by him.
After dodging continuously, Yu Yi Ke approached Gou Huitian.
Gou Huitian now has no intention of taking credit, he just wants to remove the snake venom.
Seeing the fisherman coming, he subconsciously hid aside.
Unexpectedly, the fisherman took the initiative to approach.
Gou Huitian was afraid that the monster wanted to take advantage of his poisoning, so he quickly put on a defensive posture.
Unexpectedly, Yu Yi Ke did not attack him. Instead, after getting close, he took the initiative to trap Gou Huitian.
This frightened and frightened him, and he didn't know what was going on.
Yang Bunao, who was chasing after him, saw the fisherman on Gou Huitian's body, and without any hesitation, he directly kicked him down.
This kick did not hit the coir raincoat on Gou Huitian's body, but actually kicked him.
Gou Huitian was kicked out and fell to the ground, in great pain.
It's just that because of the paralysis of my lips, I can't speak or scream at all.
"Oops~~~Director Gou, I'm sorry, I kicked the ball wrong!"
Yang Buyao said, then raised his foot and stepped on it.
When Lu Buxie on the side saw this, his hands were itchy, oh no, his feet were itchy, and he said:
"Director Gou, we are doing this all to help you!"
Saying that, he jumped up and stepped on it.
Gou Huitian's eyes almost bulged out after being stepped on.
Niu BuMian stepped forward and said:
"Don't you say anything even if you haven't seen Director Gou? This means that he is willing to be accidentally injured in order to catch Xie Sui!"
When everyone heard this, they thought it was very reasonable. No one hesitated, and they rushed forward and stamped on him.
"Director Gou, I'm sorry, actually I didn't want to either, Ah Da!!!"
"Director Gou, we will remember your sacrifice, oh~~~"
"Director Gou, I won't say anything more. Just remember that we saved you this time, ah!"
"Director Gou, to be honest, I am very sad. You have to hold on, wow~~~ha!"
"Hmm~~~Hmm~~~"
Gou Huitian, who was speechless, was punched and kicked by a group of people. The scene looked particularly lively.
When Zhu Buwu saw this, he also kicked and stepped on him.
Before I could get enough of stepping on it, I was squeezed out by others.
This made him so willing that he quickly squeezed back and stepped on them...
Everyone felt that this time Xie Sui caught them with unprecedented ease.
After struggling for a while, I felt relaxed and refreshed, and then I stopped.
Looking again, Gou Huitian was beaten into a state of disgrace by a group of people. His whole body was bruised and bruised, and no part of him was intact.
Well, Manager Gou looks particularly comfortable like this.
But when he took a closer look, he discovered that the fish-scale raincoat on Supervisor Gou had long since disappeared.
In other words, fighting for a long time is in vain...
Early the next morning, as soon as Ye Ming arrived at Zixu Division, he saw Gou Huitian throwing himself at his feet with bandages all over his body, crying heartbreakingly.
"Sir, you have to make the decision for the villain!"
Gou Huitian, whose lips were obviously swollen, hugged Ye Ming's legs and kept crying, with tears streaming down his face.
"Oh, isn't this my most valued supervisor Gou? Who is so cruel to beat you like this? It's really outrageous!"
Ye Ming said with an exaggerated expression, pulling Gou Huitian up.
"Sir, yes, it was the evil spirit who beat me yesterday!"
Gou Huitian was smart after all. If he was beaten by his colleagues, it would be a fight among his own people. Not only would it be useless, but it would lead to questions about his incompetence as a supervisor.
But if you say you were injured by evil spirits, that's different. This is a work-related injury, and there is no merit but hard work. At least the cost of the soup and medicine can be reimbursed, so you don't have to pay for it yourself.
When Ye Ming heard this, he immediately looked very concerned and asked about the evil spirit in detail.
Everyone came together to talk about evil things. After talking a lot, Ye Ming asked:
"Did you leave anything to prove this time?"
As soon as these words came out, there was an immediate chill.
"Sir, the scales on that monster are completely integrated and cannot be broken off at all. We can't keep any evidence!"
"Oh, is part of that evil aura trapped?"
"No, that's not the case. The monster doesn't have any extra breath left..."
Everyone felt a little embarrassed when he said this.
Ye Ming said very reasonably:
"It doesn't matter, since everyone says it is, I naturally believe it.
Everyone, have a good rest and do whatever you need to do. We will go out again in the afternoon. "
Everyone was very moved by this person's reasonableness.
From this point of view, this person is not so unkind!
Gou Huitian had no time to trouble other immortal officials now, so he went to the fee office to apply for reimbursement of the soup and medicine expenses from Chi Huikou.
Chi Huikou rejected his request.
Gou Huitian heard this and asked the reason.
Chi Huikou said that it would be fine if he wanted to be reimbursed for the decoction and medicine, but he would need to prove that it was a work-related injury.
But when they acted, they first did not report in advance, secondly they were not in Zixu Si Yamen, and thirdly they left no evidence of evil spirits...
In short, if the procedures are incomplete, the application cannot be made.
When Gou Huitian heard this, he was very angry and said that all the good people recognized that evil spirits were at work, but Chi Fenkou insisted that the procedures must be completed before he could apply.
This was very frustrating to Gou Hui, but he could also target other immortal officials. In front of a chief registrar, he was no different from ordinary immortal officials.
Just when Gou Huitian was a little angry and wanted to give up, he saw Chi Fikou's hand rubbing his thumb and index finger under the table.
After noticing this, Gou Huitian suddenly smiled:
"Master Chi, actually I am a little cautious here..."
Since Gou Huitian needed to recover from his injuries, he did not participate in the afternoon action.
Ye Ming once again brought everyone in Zixu Si out.
This time, everyone was asked to hide around the forest, waiting for the so-called evil spirit to appear.
After arranging everyone, Ye Ming smiled slightly and said that he still had something to do and wanted to leave first to let them work hard.
As soon as Ye Ming left, Xia Zhihui, Hu Luanlai and others immediately came out of their hiding place and went directly to the hillside opposite to rest.
Seeing this, Zhu Buwu wanted to say something, but he was a Shangguan and he was not qualified to say anything.
He sighed helplessly and continued to squat in the forest, waiting for the monster.
I just hope I can get something out of it this time.
Seeing this, Niu BuMian said calmly:
"You don't have to be unbalanced. People were just like us in the past. They didn't survive for many years. In the future, you will be able to do the same when you reach this position."
"You've been enduring this for so many years, but you haven't come out yet!"
Zhu Buwu muttered.
Niu BuMian lost his voice when he said this.
After all, what people say is right, but what they say is harsh.
Xia Zhihui's men were resting under a big tree on the hillside. After sitting for a while, they saw Chi Huikou getting a small dish and a jar of wine from nowhere.
When several people saw this, they all moved and looked at Chi Huikou.
Chi Fenikou didn't hide it, saying that when everyone uses the company's public funds to do things in the future, they can repay more for the expenses, and he has done so.
After hearing this, several people naturally understood what he meant and agreed with a smile.
Such a group of people were eating and drinking peacefully under the tree.
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