Taking the pen holder into my hands, I felt a faint sense of consciousness.
"Anyone can do it, too lazy to resist..."
Ye Ming: "..."
You don't even resist, are you so lazy?
If I had known that I would just take it away, why bother with it?
Well, anyway, I finally got this thing.
Put it away with a flip of your hand.
Ye Ming had just put away his lazy penholder when he saw Princess Yuya slap her forehead and say:
"Oh! How could I be so confused? Now that the war is about to begin, the Mullet King is so ambitious, and the South China Sea has reached a critical moment of life and death, I am still so lazy!"
Princess Yuya, who looked remorseful, immediately said to Prime Minister Turtle:
"Prime Minister Turtle, call all the soldiers back immediately and prepare to set off!"
"Your Highness, the soldiers have not dispersed yet and are still waiting outside."
"Okay, let's go out immediately."
Obviously, Princess Yuya has returned to the style of a conscientious Nanhai talker, and she has become vigorous and resolute in her work.
Seeing this, Miaotong asked:
"Big liar, if you take this fight, you won't become..."
"That won't happen."
"That's good."
"Anyway, even without this fight, I would always be lazy."
"..."
"Okay, let's go out and prepare to meet the mullet king's army."
The two of them followed Princess Yuya out and saw that the generals outside were still waiting.
Princess Yuya came out, said a few words of sin, and then ordered the entire army to dispatch.
Immediately, the waves in the sea rolled over, and the South China Sea Dragon Palace army moved out with great force.
Ye Ming and others followed Princess Yuya on a giant chariot pulled by eight strong seahorses, rumbling along in the middle of the army.
Wherever it passes, the ocean current changes direction and schools of fish bow their heads. Everyone who sees it is shocked.
Not long after Fang's march, a spy suddenly came to report that there was an accident with the Mullet King's army.
There was a man who called himself Du Mubai of the Tai Zhongmen, one man and one sword, calling for formation in front of the Mullet King's army.
By the time the news came back, this man had already killed three enemy generals.
Princess Yuya waved away the spies and said with a smile:
"I have heard of this man. He is a very crazy person. He considers himself to be the second Taibai Sword Immortal and the most outstanding person in the world.
Unexpectedly, this person is actually here to deal with the Mullet King. "
Ye Ming said: "Isn't it because you are arrogant and not afraid of offending others that you dare to deal with the Mullet King?"
"Mr. Shanyuan's words are reasonable, but as far as I know, this person has not yet reached Sanxian. If he is alone, he may suffer a loss."
The so-called Sanxian is a powerful person in the world who is similar to the Demon King, the Great Demon, and the Ghost King.
The Mullet King had already cultivated into a great demon a thousand years ago. No one knows what his current level of cultivation is, but he is determined to be good at it.
If Du Mubai dares to come up to him like this, something might happen.
Princess Yuya obviously doesn't want anything to happen to this person. After all, no matter what, this person can be regarded as her help. If it is lost like this, it is not a good thing.
Ye Ming knew that Princess Yuya was worried, and also knew that it was impossible for her to leave the army and act alone at this time, so he smiled and said:
"It seems I need to make a trip first."
After saying that, he said to Miaotong:
"Miaotong, you and Master Du will take a long detour as quickly as possible and return to Pingbo Mansion to assist Lord Yuan."
He took out another letter and handed it to Miaotong.
"Give this letter to Lord Yuan as well."
The Wuyu King blocked the Nanhai Dragon Palace's army. Naturally, it was impossible to block the entire Nanhai. It only blocked the only way for the army to pass.
As for small teams traveling to and from secret places, they cannot be stopped.
The other party should not bother to stop him without a thankless effort.
Miao Tong knew the importance and was not willful at this time. After receiving the letter, he said to Ye Ming:
"Remember, you still owe me a delicious meal made by yourself!"
"Remember it, remember it!"
Ye Ming waved his hand, took a step forward, and disappeared into the army.
...
As a general who had high hopes from the Mullet King, the eight-armed monster felt that he had lost all face.
This time, in order to prevent the Nanhai Dragon Clan from successfully supporting Pingbo Mansion, King Wuyu sent a total of thirteen divine generals under his command to lead troops to stop them, with the eight-armed monster as the commander of the army.
The eight-armed monster was very excited to have such trust from the Mullet King and vowed to complete the mission.
Unexpectedly, after stationed here, before encountering the South China Sea Dragon Palace army, they encountered a madman with a heavy family.
That guy first attacked a divine general who was patrolling outside, and then killed a divine general in public, which made people very angry.
There is a god general under his command who wants to fight for revenge and regain his position.
The eight-armed monster also agreed. He still believed in the ability of the war god general.
Unexpectedly, this divine general who had high hopes had just stepped forward to fight the enemy, but in less than thirty rounds, he was killed with a sword and was humiliated.
Seeing this, the eight-armed monster almost rushed out to deal with the man himself.
But as the coach, the eight-armed monster still held back.
Who knows if there is an army behind this man.
If someone deliberately lures you into being deceived, wouldn’t it be the end of the world once you fall into the trap?
Therefore, the eight-armed monster decided to be cowardly and stop taking action directly. He ordered the generals to sit in the defense and let the other side call for battle, but they would not come out.
One good thing is that the other person is very literate in swearing and likes to write poems and curse people.
It just so happens that neither of them understands it. No matter how the other party scolds them, if they don’t understand, there will be no harm!
Looking up, he saw a man in white standing on a flying sword in the sky.
Needless to say, this man's appearance is a handsome man.
There is a precious gourd hanging on his waist, and he uses paper as a pen to write sentences out of thin air. From time to time he takes off the gourd from his waist and takes a sip, looking free and uninhibited.
After finishing a poem, he recited it loudly:
“The sparkling armor of soldiers stirs up the turbid sea, but it is not as good as farm tools that loosen the soil.
There are three million fish and shrimps at a glance, but they are silent and rotten. "
After finishing the poem, this unruly and arrogant man was satisfied and looked down again.
Discover--
The other party made no movement.
This wild man is naturally Du Mubai from the Tai Zongmen.
Seeing how tolerant these guys were, Du Mubai was very angry.
"I didn't expect this Sea Clan to be so shameless. I wrote more than a hundred poems and scolded him for an hour, but I didn't get irritated at all.
It is really helpless for this generation to be so shameless and shameless. "
The eight-armed monster in the sea saw that the other party stopped writing poems and cursing people, and laughed:
"This human race is too boring. It's ridiculous to even scold people without hurting them."
There was a strange voice next to him with a particularly loud voice, and he said:
"In my opinion, this guy is just a idiot. The poems he writes are all waste paper. His curse words are not harsh, but they are useless!"
Hearing this, all the surrounding water tribes nodded in agreement.
These words were also heard by Du Mubai above, who was furious when he heard the words:
"You are the stinky fish and shrimps in the sea. You don't understand the Chinese language, but you still dare to talk nonsense and insult me. It's really hateful."
Immediately he pointed forward, and the flying sword under his feet turned into a streak of rainbow light, heading straight for the enemy camp.
It's a pity that the opponent's station is protected by a formation. The flying sword cannot break through the formation, but is bounced back.
Seeing this, all the water tribes below burst into laughter.
Du Mubai looked angry and cursed:
"A bunch of cowardless rats have the guts to come out and fight."
The enemy troops below were unmoved and stayed within the formation.
This made Du Mubai a little annoyed, and he used his sword to investigate around the enemy formation.
I found that the opponent's formation was arranged the same as the Iron Bastard, and it was difficult to find any flaws.
While I was worrying about how to defeat the enemy, I suddenly heard someone laughing and saying:
"Brother, why are you driving in circles here? Are you taking a ride?"
Du Mubai heard the sound and looked around, just in time to see Ye Ming coming out of the sea in the distance.
"Who are you?"
"My good karma should be considered as someone who is with you."
"Are you here to deal with the Mullet King too?"
"Exactly."
"Then you can go elsewhere. This place has already been spotted by me. They will all die. There is no point in you staying here."
"Oh, really? So, they are all locked up in the formation by Your Excellency?"
"Not really, they are just hiding in the turtle shell. When I find a way to pry open the turtle shell, I can easily eliminate them."
Du Mubai said confidently, and urged Ye Ming to leave, saying that he did not need help.
Seeing this, Ye Ming smiled and said:
"Your Excellency, since you are not keeping them here, I should be able to deal with them, right?"
"You will only get in the way and drag me down here."
"Haha, I'll thank you for your help later."
Ye Ming said, looked at the enemy formation and smiled:
“As the saying goes, if you hit someone, you’re going to slap someone in the face, and if you curse someone, you’re going to expose their shortcomings.
Swearing people without cursing the mother is as harmful as scraping, humiliating people without scratching the feet, the effect is very small.
Let me come down and try this group of seafood to see if they are not afraid of being scolded. "
As he spoke, he hugged his right hand with his left hand, leaving only his little finger hanging out, and then shook his little finger at the sea tribe below.
This action, which seemed completely incomprehensible to others, immediately aroused the anger of the sea tribe below.
Many sea people yelled and cursed directly at Ye Ming.
What's more, he wanted to break out of the formation and kill him with a knife.
Du Mubai, who was still dismissive of Ye Ming, was suddenly dumbfounded.
What's going on? I've been scolding him for an hour but I haven't seen such a big reaction from the other party. This one action has made the Sea Clan so excited?
Seeing this, Ye Ming also smiled with satisfaction.
This movement was actually something he learned from the soldiers at the Dragon Palace in the South China Sea.
He actually didn't quite understand the meaning, but he knew that it seemed to be a great shame and humiliation for the Hai Clan.
Seeing the excitement of the sea tribe below, Ye Ming was very satisfied. After thinking about it, he kept shaking his little finger and made a small but very penetrating "puff" sound.
When the sea tribe below heard this sound and the movements of their little fingers, they looked like they were about to explode.
Several demon generals directly requested orders from the eight-armed monster and wanted to fight and tear this hateful human alive!
The eight-armed monster himself was actually very angry. When he saw Ye Ming continuing to do this action, he became even more furious.
After all, this was also the first time for him to be the commander-in-chief alone. He did not have the calm demeanor of an old commander, and he was also impatient.
But seeing that there were two people on the other side, he wasn't really stupid enough to challenge him one-on-one, so he immediately sent out six demon generals to fight.
These six furious demon generals rushed out of the formation and headed straight towards Ye Ming.
Seeing their aggressiveness, Ye Ming turned around and ran away, hiding directly behind Du Mubai, while continuing to use provocative gestures to irritate the other party, while saying:
"Your Excellency, you just agreed to give me a hand, now it's up to you!"
After saying that, he made another "whoosh" sound to the six demon generals.
The six demons were extremely angry and rushed forward with knives, axes, harpoons, etc.
Du Mubai is such a arrogant person. Although he doesn't understand why the Hai Clan is so angry by a mere action, facing the charging Hai Clan, it is naturally impossible to retreat. The sword is hanging in front of him and his magic power is surging.
"The sand will fall away tomorrow at sunset, and the waves will shake the rocks and the water will linger back!"
As soon as this sentence came out, the sky and the earth changed. The sky suddenly dimmed like sunset, and water and rocks danced wildly, hitting the monsters.
Seeing this, the six monsters used their own methods to resist.
After all, these six are not idiots. Although Du Mubai's move is very powerful, it is no problem to hit one alone, but hitting six at the same time does not bring much results.
He also heard that Du Mubai was casting a spell again and chanted:
"The white feathers of meteors are inserted into the waist, and the sword flowers and autumn lotus light come out of the box."
Countless sword energy lotuses appeared again, each one containing murderous intent.
Du Mubai did not see the effect of this move and continued to chant:
"The young man learned swordsmanship, and he defeated the White Ape Lord.
The beaded robe is trailed by a brocade belt, and Wu Hong is stuck with a dagger. "
After this sentence, he stood up, holding a sword in one hand and a dagger in the other, and walked directly into the enemy's formation, one against six.
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