Ye Ming has little interest in mortal food. As a god, he never eats the tributes of the villagers.
But since everyone has laid out a banquet, it would be a shame not to eat.
I casually ate the braised pork and it felt okay.
I also took a bite of other dishes, and they all felt like that, nothing special.
Xiao Wu greeted him from the side, and when he saw Ye Ming moving his chopsticks, he enthusiastically poured a bowl of wine.
"Master, don't just eat food, drink some wine!"
Seeing how enthusiastic Xiao Wu was, Ye Ming didn't refuse. He picked up the bowl and took a sip.
Um?
Is this what wine tastes like?
Ye Ming felt very surprised, there was an inexplicable taste in it, and it felt very comfortable to drink.
After taking a sip, I felt it was not satisfying, so I took another sip, and then another sip, finishing the bowl of wine in one go.
Xiao Wu was very discerning, and seeing that this person seemed to be having a wedding, he quickly served more wine, not forgetting to invite Ye Ming to eat.
After drinking the wine and then eating the food, it felt more delicious than before, and Ye Ming was very satisfied.
Soon, Ye Ming started drinking and eating a lot of food.
After thinking for a while, he knocked on the table with a bamboo stick.
When Xiao Wu was thinking about the meaning of this, he saw a wild cat jumping in.
The wild cat jumped on the table and looked at Ye Ming.
Xiao Wu subconsciously wanted to drive the cat away, but saw Ye Ming throwing a piece of eaten bone to the wild cat.
Later, Xiao Wu discovered that the wild cat had an anthropomorphic expression with disgust on its face.
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief and found that the wild cat had no expression. He must have been hallucinating just now.
How can a cat have an expression?
But it’s true that the wild cat doesn’t eat leftover bones.
Ye Ming pointed to the remaining bones and knocked on the table lightly.
The wild cat made a dissatisfied sound, and then obediently ate the remaining bones.
Seeing this, Ye Ming laughed heartily and kept feeding leftovers to the wild cat.
For some reason, Xiao Wu always felt that the wild cat was about to get angry and hurt someone.
Ye Ming looked in a good mood and took another sip of wine.
"Master, is this your cat?"
"Yeah, okay?"
"Quite good looking."
"That's it, do you have a male cat here? You can find one and mate with her, and she will give birth to a lot of beautiful kittens in the future!"
Xiao Wu originally wanted to say "yes", but after seeing the wild cat with its hair standing on end, he felt a little frightened and wisely chose to shut up.
Sure enough, the cats around the master are extraordinary and understand human nature.
Ye Ming was full of wine and food, and was very satisfied with the wine in this tavern.
All the leftovers were eaten by the wild cat, and Ye Ming was very satisfied to see her "eating happily".
If you have delicious food, you must know how to share it. Ye Ming has never been a selfish devil.
Silently giving high marks for his noble moral character, Ye Ming went to the backyard with satisfaction to see how the steamed buns were steaming.
Steaming steamed buns is not complicated at all. Within an hour, all the five steamed buns were ready.
Shopkeeper Liu saw that the steamed buns were steamed and asked Ye Ming for advice:
"Excuse me, sir, how much of this steamed bun can I feed my little girl in one meal?"
"Give it to her? Why should you feed it to her?"
Ye Ming asked back.
"Isn't this medicine prepared for my little girl?"
"Of course not, these steamed buns are for the beggars and poor people outside."
Saying that, Ye Ming "looked" at Xiao Wu.
"Take all the steamed buns and distribute them to all the poor and beggars nearby so that they can have a full meal."
"this......"
Xiao Wu didn't dare to make the decision privately and looked at Shopkeeper Liu.
Shopkeeper Liu didn't know why, but now that the steamed buns have been steamed, they are still steamed with sand. It is impossible to sell them. Except for giving them to the poor and beggars, no one else will want them.
He waved his hand and signaled Xiao Wu to do as he was told.
Xiao Wu and others packed the steamed buns and went out.
Ye Ming casually picked up a steamed bun and threw it in front of Lei Ling.
Hey~~ I can’t help it, I have to pamper the kitten I raise!
Lei Ling:......
Look, the food tastes so delicious. I must have not been full just now. I could even eat the steamed buns with sand in them. I am really hungry!
Hey, I have to treat her better in the future.
Seeing that the steamed buns were all taken out and distributed, Shopkeeper Liu asked for advice again:
"Mr. Bodhisattva is kind-hearted and helps the poor. I am ashamed of myself. Is it just that I don't know about my daughter's illness?"
Ye Ming pointed to the large basket on the cauldron and said:
"Isn't this the way to cure diseases?"
"What method is this? Sir, please give me some advice?"
Shopkeeper Liu was puzzled.
Ye Ming smiled and said, "Bring the person here, put him in a cage, steam him over high fire for two hours, and keep him for recovery."
"Steaming people alive? And using fire?"
Shopkeeper Liu was shocked.
"How does this work?"
That was his own daughter, so Shopkeeper Liu was naturally reluctant to part with her.
Ye Ming asked: "Let me ask you, has your daughter done anything harmful or fatal in recent years?"
"No, my daughter has always been well-behaved, how could she do such a thing?"
Shopkeeper Liu was shocked at first, and then denied it.
Ye Ming heard this and grabbed the scruff of Lei Ling's neck, which made Lei Ling meow.
Not only that, he also kicked the half-eaten steamed bun into the mud puddle.
"Since the shopkeeper is unwilling to tell the truth, there is no need to treat your daughter's illness!"
After that, he was about to leave with Lei Ling.
Seeing this, Lei Ling breathed a sigh of relief, finally no longer having to eat the sandy buns.
When Shopkeeper Liu saw this, he became anxious. His daughter was in danger now, and he didn't care much anymore. He immediately said:
"Sir, please stay. I'll just tell you the truth."
Seeing what Shopkeeper Liu said, Ye Ming turned around and stopped leaving.
By the way, he picked up half a steamed bun from the muddy puddle and stuffed it into Lei Ling's mouth.
It’s not a good habit to waste food, you have to finish it!
Lei Ling:......
"To be honest, my little girl has been naughty since she was a child. She doesn't bind her feet and doesn't learn to be a girl. She just likes to play with swords and guns.
A year ago, while practicing archery outside, I accidentally shot a man in the knee. The man died shortly after returning home.
Fortunately, no one saw this at the time, so I kept it secret for my own selfish reasons. "
Having said this, he was afraid that Ye Ming would not save anyone, so he quickly added,
"In order to make up for the debt, I secretly donated a lot of food, clothing and twenty taels of silver to the family.
Their family was already in poverty and owed a lot of money to others. My move can be said to have saved the lives of the remaining members of their family...
Please tell me, sir, that my little girl had absolutely no intention of harming anyone at the time, and it was entirely an accidental injury.
Please, for the sake of our sincere repentance, please save my little girl this time! "
Shopkeeper Liu cried while talking.
"I have already told you how to do it. Put it in a cage and steam it over high fire for two hours, and the disease will heal on its own."
Ye Ming still said what he said before.
"Sir, are you serious? You are not playing a trick on me?"
"Believe it or not."
Hearing what Ye Ming said, shopkeeper Liu also knew that the matter could not be delayed, and since the other party knew what happened that no one witnessed a year ago, he must be a really capable expert, so he might as well give it a try!
After making the decision, shopkeeper Liu immediately called two waiters to go to the back room and bring his daughter out.
I have to say that Shopkeeper Liu’s daughter is a different woman.
From a distance, the person on the stretcher looked more like a man than a woman.
Miss Liu is tall and has thick arms and legs. If it weren't for the obvious bulge on her chest, she might have been mistaken for a man.
Shopkeeper Liu and his waiter put the unconscious Ms. Liu into the cage.
Looking at the lid of the cage, shopkeeper Liu glanced at Ye Ming worriedly.
But Ye Ming just opened a jar of wine from the tavern shelf and drank it by himself.
At this time, shopkeeper Liu didn't care about a jar of wine, he gritted his teeth and said:
"Make a fire, a big fire!"
Since Ye Ming said big fire, he didn't dare to use small fire, for fear that using the wrong firepower would kill his daughter.
In the next two hours, shopkeeper Liu was restless, walking around the cage, observing Ye Ming's reaction from time to time.
But I see that Ye Ming is either drinking, teasing the cat, or giving the cat wine...
If you raise a cat like this, you won’t even raise it to death. This cat has a long life!
When it was almost two hours, Shopkeeper Liu asked Ye Ming almost every other moment, "Is it okay?"
The answer every time was "wait a little longer."
While Shopkeeper Liu was waiting anxiously, he suddenly heard a woman's voice shouting from the cage:
"Who harmed me!"
At the same time as the sound came out, the top of the cage was blown away, and a woman whose whole body was covered with hot steam jumped out, assuming the posture of a martial arts master, and looked around.
"Yun Niang, you're okay!"
Shopkeeper Liu called his daughter's name in surprise.
Miss Liu's name is Liu Yunniang. When she heard her father's call, Liu Yunniang was startled for a moment, then she remained alert and stared at Shopkeeper Liu:
"Hey! I didn't expect you, dad, to actually want to harm me! Tiger poison does not eat seeds, and you actually want to steam and eat me. It's really vicious!"
When Shopkeeper Liu heard this, his face darkened, he stepped forward and hit Liu Yunniang on the head.
"Oh, Dad, why did you hit me?"
Liu Yunniang rubbed her head and stopped being confused.
"If I beat you, I can't kill you! You damn girl, do you know that you almost scared your father to death in the past few days? If you die, how do you want me to explain to your mother?"
As Shopkeeper Liu said, he picked up the feather duster and was about to hit someone.
"Dad, come on, come on, are there guests here? It's not good to fight like this!"
Liu Yunniang looked like a martial arts fanatic, but unexpectedly she was someone who knew how to delay the attack.
Shopkeeper Liu also knew the importance, so he gave Liu Yunniang a violent blow on the head and pulled her to Ye Ming.
"Quick, kowtow to the gentleman who saved your life!"
"Oh~~~No, why save my life? When will I need to be saved?"
Liu Yunniang asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"You also said that you have been so angry these days that you will never get better. Dad almost thought you were going to die! But you scared dad to death!"
Shopkeeper Liu said.
"Ah? Is this the case? I remember dreaming about an immortal teaching me martial arts, and I practiced martial arts with him.
As a result, as I continued practicing, I felt my body getting hotter and hotter. I thought it was a test from an immortal, so I kept holding on.
Later, I couldn't hold it any longer, so I woke up and found that I was being steamed in the cage. "
Liu Yunniang told her own experience.
Shopkeeper Liu looked at Ye Ming with a surprised look on his face and asked:
"Sir, what's going on?"
Ye Ming smiled and said: "That's because there is an evil spirit that lures your daughter into her dream, and wants to kill her in her dream and take over her body."
Shopkeeper Liu was shocked when he heard this and asked again:
"Then what does this have to do with steaming people?"
"Steaming people in a cage can make the Yang Qi enter the body and attract the soul back to the body, which can break the evil spell."
"That's it. Thank you sir for your kindness!"
Shopkeeper Liu said and slapped his daughter again.
"Quickly, kowtow to sir!"
"I don't believe it. What that immortal taught me was true talent and superior martial arts!
I think you are the evil one, interrupting my acquisition of peerless martial arts! "
Liu Yunniang stared at Ye Ming questioningly, looking distrustful.
Ye Ming asked: "Then let me ask you, when you practice the so-called superior martial arts, do you feel that the more you practice, the weaker and weaker you are, and the more you practice, the more incompetent you feel?"
"Yes...so what? Isn't it normal that superior martial arts are difficult to master?"
Liu Yunniang still didn't believe it.
"Actually, it's evil spirits consuming your Yang Qi and anger."
"You're talking nonsense!"
"Then let me ask you again, did the so-called immortal dare not approach you at first, but as you became weaker and weaker, he got closer and closer?"
"Is this...could it be..."
Finally, Liu Yunniang accepted this cruel fact.
Unexpectedly, I was really targeted by evil spirits.
Shopkeeper Liu was afraid that the evil spirit would come to his door again, and asked Ye Ming for a solution.
Ye Ming asked him to go to the Chenghuang Temple later to ask for a statue to put in his home.
Shopkeeper Liu asked Ye Ming how much silver he needed to thank him.
Ye Ming smiled and said: "No need for silver, just give me your donkey to be a leg trainer."
Shopkeeper Liu was stunned: "I don't have a donkey at home."
"What? Shouldn't your family have a lot of donkeys?"
"No, my family has never... speaking of it, before I settled here, this was indeed a place where a large family raised donkeys..."
...Fuck, the hexagram is not accurate.
All your work is in vain!
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