Although Lu Xiaowu found the wrong firecrackers, he was right about one thing.
That means the firecrackers are indeed soaked in water.
The firecrackers buried under the snow have already become extremely wet.
So even if they didn't light the rope and pulled out the rope and threw it away as trash, they wouldn't detonate the firecracker.
...
When Nan Dao came back, he saw Lu Xiaosan being beaten.
At the entrance of the canyon, he took off his pants, exposed his bare buttocks, and spanked her with a bamboo board.
The screams were louder than a slaughtered pig.
The little boy's butt was redder than the lantern upstairs.
Le Chaotian stood aside with a smile and folded his arms, stepping on Qingjiao's abandoned wooden house.
"Well done, senior sister, go down a little bit, there's no red there yet."
"..."
Although Lu Xiaosan, who firmly believed that children should not be beaten during the Chinese New Year, received an unprecedented beating and was left with tears and runny nose, it was rare that Lu Xiaoer was not confessed.
I was spanked alone, and my buttocks were really swollen this time.
But there’s nothing wrong with that.
After all, if it wasn't for getting damp, it would be useless.
The four and five ignorant young boys were probably going to be blown away.
Wu Dalong, who had always been smiling, did not smile today and looked on seriously.
If you use so much gunpowder to make firecrackers, if they really explode, it won’t be a Chinese New Year.
People from around Xiaobai Ya Sword Sect were reluctant to come over for a meal.
Nan Dao came over, looked at Le Chaotian and asked, "What's going on?"
Le Chaotian sneered, looked at Lu Xiaosan and said, "This kid stole Brother Wu's gunpowder and planned to make some big firecrackers to scare me. After he made them, he buried them under the tree of Xiaobai Sword Sect, and then Xiaosi, Xiaowu and the others I didn't finish playing with the small firecrackers made by Senior Brother Wu last time, so I buried them nearby, and then I forgot the location. The big firecrackers that this kid buried were dug out by Junior Four and Five. Fortunately, the firecrackers got wet and didn't explode."
"..." Nan Dao was silent, then walked over and took a look.
Lu Xiaosan looked at Nan Dao who was walking over with tears in his eyes, wanting to beg for mercy, but he probably knew that what he had done this time was too big. Although it was not intentional, after all, he almost caused his two junior brothers to sit on the ground and fly up. So he didn't really say anything about Uncle Master's help, he just cried out along with the bamboo board in Lu Xiaoxiao's hand.
However, Nan Dao looked aside and looked at Lu Xiaodao: "Okay, senior sister, it's almost done. If we fight again, we will have to sleep on our stomach for more than half a year."
Lu Xiaoxiao seemed to be angry and slapped Lu Xiaosan's butt.
"Half a year? I wish I could beat him until he couldn't get out of bed for most of his life."
But after all, after Lu Xiaoxiao twitched a few times, he stopped, threw away the bamboo board in his hand, released Lu Xiaosan's hand, and walked straight down the mountain path.
Lu Xiaoyi and Lu Xiaoer quickly ran up and helped Lu Xiaosan.
Lu Xiaosan was still crying.
Wu Dalong sighed, glanced at the bewildered Xiaosi and Xiaowu, scolded Lu Xiaosan, and then walked down the mountain path - he was afraid that Lu Xiaoxiao would run away in a rage. .
Le Chaotian kept standing aside with a smile.
Xiaosi and Xiaowu looked at Lu Xiaosan who had been beaten because he remembered the wrong location. He stood there a little at a loss. After hesitating for a long time, probably wanting to comfort his senior brother, he took out his own small firecracker from his arms. Passed it over.
"Hey, senior brother, this is for you to play with."
Lu Xiaosan turned around and took a look, crying even louder.
"..." Nan Dao was silent again.
Because Xiaosan's buttocks were red and swollen, Lu Xiaoer and Lu Xiaoyi did not help him down. They helped him into the small building, ran downstairs, and brought some wine from Tianya Sword Sect to wash him up. Wipe the wound clean.
Lu Xiaosan felt that he had no butt anymore. He lay in front of the stove and cried for a long time before falling into a drowsy sleep.
Lu Xiaoyi, who was standing by, thought for a while, looked at Lu Xiaoer and said, "I'll go back to Jianzong to find some medicine. You can take care of my junior brother here."
"Yeah." Lu Xiaoer didn't refuse.
After all, he was going to be beaten too.
He was even prepared to be beaten by Lu Xiaoxiao for the first time since he came to Xiaobai Sword Sect.
As a result, I didn't expect that this kid Lu Xiaosan didn't confess himself after all.
This made Lu Xiaoer, his senior brother, quite touched, but he also felt that something was not right - after all, he was not forced to do this by Lu Xiaosan.
But it was done, and Lu Xiaoer had no intention of denying it.
After Lu Xiaoyi left, Nan Dao and Le Chaocai walked upstairs.
The latter looked at Lu Xiaoer with a smile.
"The waiter."
Lu Xiaoer's whole body was agitated, he turned around and looked at Le Chaotian with a guilty conscience and said, "What's wrong, uncle?"
Le Chaotian smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter. I'm quite touched by the deep friendship between you and Junior Third Junior Brother, and I want to call you."
"..."
Le Chaotian is certainly not a fool.
It can be seen from many of the waiter's recent performances that this handsome boy is a little guilty.
However, he could also guess why Lu Xiaoer, who usually practiced sword practice, was acting like this.
Le Chaotian looked back at Nan Dao who was holding an umbrella and smiled. Nan Dao didn't know what it meant.
Of course Nan Dao didn't know that this was what the junior brother meant when he looked at him eagerly.
The two of them passed by Lu Xiaosan, who was already snoring in front of the stove, but he had not forgotten to take a few sniffs in his dream.
"This boy is really brave. He dared to pour so much gunpowder into the bamboo tube."
Le Chaotian was very emotional.
Nan Dao just smiled, then walked over, still stopping in the corridor, and placed the big wine pot on the small stove to heat the wine.
Le Chaotian also followed out, looked at Nan Dao curiously and said, "Senior brother, why did you intercede for this kid today?"
Nan Dao thought for a while and said: "After all, you have no one to intercede, so I have to come. In fact, senior sister probably doesn't want to fight, but junior brother, you have been fighting, making senior sister unable to stop. .”
Le Chaotian said seriously: "If you do something wrong, you will naturally be beaten. Although there is nothing impossible in the world, the existence of human laws and moral ethics in the hearts of the world will tell the world that many things have been done. You have to be prepared to suffer the consequences.”
Le Chaotian said, looking back at Lu Xiaosan who was sleeping in front of the stove, and smiled.
"What's more, a good beating can help this kid eliminate some of his inner guilt, so that he won't be depressed in his heart."
Nan Dao said softly: "That's true."
"Senior brother to junior brother, senior uncle to senior nephew, naturally there needs to be some preference, but you can't just dote on them."
Le Chaotian smiled slightly and looked to the south.
"Some people may not be doing very well."
Nan Dao didn't know what this sentence meant.
"Junior brother, who are you talking about?"
Le Chaotian thought for a while and said, "A lot of people."
What many people mean is that although I know, since you and I have not revealed certain identities, I can only be vague and cannot tell you.
Nan Dao didn't ask further. He opened the lid of the jug on the stove and looked at it. He then looked back at Lu Xiaoer who was by the door and said, "Help me pick some peach blossoms."
Lu Xiaoer nodded, then walked down with his sword on his back.
Not long after, a peach blossom was picked up. Nan Dao took the peach blossoms, picked them and put them into the pot. After closing the lid, he turned around and found that Lu Xiaoer was still stretching out his hands. Standing there upright.
"what would you like?"
Nan Dao was a little curious.
Lu Xiaoer said seriously: "Uncle, please punish me."
Nan Dao was a little strange, but he saw the happy expression on the side, which seemed to be smiling but not smiling. He probably understood something, so he picked up the peach branch.
Although he felt it was a bit weird to do such a thing, Nan Dao calmed down after seeing Lu Xiaoer's serious expression.
The peach branch carried some wind and snow sword intent, and it hit the young boy's palm one after another.
Le Chaotian just looked on with a smile, watching a young boy seriously punishing another young boy in the corridor of the small building where the wind and snow gradually subsided.
Nan Dao didn't stop until the peach branch broke.
Lu Xiaoer retracted his hand tremblingly, then looked at Nan Dao and Le Chaotian with a straight look, saluted and said, "Thank you, uncle."
Although the bloody hand looks very miserable.
But Lu Xiaoer is different from Lu Xiaosan. He is a sword cultivator in the Mountain Seeing Realm. He only suffered injuries to the skin and flesh, and did not break any muscles or bones, so he will naturally recover quickly.
Le Chaotian walked back to the building, found some clean cloth, poured some hot wine on it, then looked at Lu Xiaoer, smiled and said, "I'll wrap it up for you."
Lu Xiaoer stretched out his hands.
Le Chaotian's bandaging skills were not very good, so he wrapped the little boy's hands into rice dumplings.
Nan Dao watched silently, feeling that he might as well do it himself.
After all, when my leg was broken, I was wrapped much better than this.
Lu Xiaoer didn't care, he just raised his hand and reached back for his sword. He could still reach it, but he couldn't hold it because it was too bloated.
But since you are a sword cultivator, you don't need to hold a sword.
The swordsman is.
Lu Xiaoyi also came back, took some medicine, looked at Lu Xiaoer's hands, and fell into deep thought.
"What's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing." Nan Dao said softly, "He hasn't practiced sword practice diligently recently, so I punished him."
"..."
Lu Xiaoyi always felt a little weird, but he just looked at the two uncles sitting in the corridor and didn't say anything.
It's just that I originally planned to ask Lu Xiaoer to help apply some medicine on Lu Xiaosan's butt, but it seems I have to do it myself.
The senior sister of the Xiaobai Sword Sect sat next to Lu Xiaosan, who was sleeping soundly. She sighed and applied the ointment Wu Dalong had prepared.
So the little boy woke up again from the pain, and turned to look at his senior sister with tears in his eyes.
"Sister, it hurts..."
Lu Xiaoyi said angrily: "You also know it hurts. If the firecracker you made explodes, it won't be as simple as pain. You should ask me - senior sister, where is my butt? I just thought at that time He can raise his hand and point to the tree on the side and say - Junior brother, look, your butt is on the tree!"
Lu Xiaoyi's resentful words made everyone in the building laugh.
Even Lu Xiaosan, whose buttocks were burning with pain, couldn't hold back and laughed with tears in his eyes.
Lu Xiaoyi saw that Lu Xiaosan was still smiling, so he gave him another blow on the buttocks, which made the little boy scream in pain.
After applying the medicine to Lu Xiaoer, Lu Xiaoyi turned to look at Lu Xiaoer and said, "Do you want to apply some medicine?"
Lu Xiaoer was leaning against the door. He didn't know what he thought of. He gave a rare smile and said, "I am a practitioner in the mountain-seeing realm. It's okay. Besides, my senior sister asked me this, so she probably doesn't want to apply it to me." , then it’s better not to do it.”
"..."
But Lu Xiaoer probably really doesn't need these things.
Lu Xiaoyi put the medicine aside and planned to apply it to Lu Xiaosan again in the evening.
I have to admit that people who like to seek death probably recover quickly emotionally.
After crying and laughing for a while, Lu Xiaosan crawled to the door and looked longingly at Nan Dao and Le Chaotian, who were drinking and sitting around.
"Uncle Master, do you still have hot pot for dinner tonight?"
Nan Dao almost choked himself to death with a sip of wine.
Le Chaotian was very used to it, and said with a smile: "When your master comes back tonight, it will be good if he doesn't put you in a hot pot."
Lu Xiaosan then lay down at the door in low spirits again.
After a while, he raised his head again, looked at Le Chaotian and asked: "Uncle Master, if one day I make an unforgivable mistake and I'm going to be beaten to death, and I want to have a peach fish hot pot before I die, you can Will you do it for me?"
Le Chaotian almost choked to death with a sip of wine.
When Lu Xiao saw this kid, he almost choked his two uncles to death, then dragged Lu Xiao San's legs back to the stove.
"Just stay here for me."
Lu Xiaosan was laughing there, and planned to crawl around again. When he climbed to the edge of the building, his expression suddenly changed, and he crawled backwards all the way.
Lu Xiaoxiao walked up.
The two of them also held some herbs dug out of the snow.
Lu Xiaoxiao didn't say anything, he just glared at Lu Xiaosan, then he crushed the herbs upstairs, mixed some wine, and applied it to the young boy.
"Be honest with me. If you twist off the medicine, you won't be able to eat hot pot tonight."
Lu Xiaoxiao probably heard Lu Xiaosan's thoughts downstairs.
When Lu Xiaosan heard the word hot pot, he became energetic and said with a smile: "Okay!"
Lu Xiaoxiao sighed and looked at Lu Xiaoer by the door, also lost in thought.
"What happened to your hand?"
"Junior brother was not diligent in practicing swordsmanship, so he was beaten by his uncle."
Lu Xiaoyi said from the side before Lu Xiaoer could speak.
Lu Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows and looked at Nan Dao and Le Chaotian in the corridor suspiciously.
Nan Dao said sincerely: "That's true. After all, it's been so long. He's still just seeing the mountains. He wants to be lazy."
This was a reason that left everyone speechless.
Lu Xiaoyi covered his face in shame and turned away.
As the oldest senior sister in Xiaobai Sword Sect, although Lu Xiaoyi is also in the Mountain Realm, the vitality stream in the Divine Sea is far less abundant than Lu Xiaoer.
Lu Xiaoxiao didn't say anything, just turned around and walked away.
"I'm going to prepare the ingredients for tonight."
As Lu Xiaoxiao left, the atmosphere in the small building became cheerful again.
Lu Xiaoer looked at Lu Xiaoyi and said, "Thank you, senior sister."
After all, no one is a fool.
Naturally, it was impossible for a diligent swordsman like Lu Xiaoer to be beaten by Nan Dao for being lazy.
Not only Lu Xiaoxiao, but also Lu Xiaoyi also understood in his heart.
So when Lu Xiaoxiao questioned Lu Xiaoer, Xiao Yi, who was the senior sister of the Sword Sect, stepped forward and told the matter for Lu Xiaoer.
Lu Xiaoyi snorted arrogantly at this time, hugged his sword, ran over and held down the head of Lu Xiaosan who was twisting around.
"Do you still want to eat hot pot?"
...
The hot pot on the New Year’s Day night came as promised.
But Lu Xiaosan felt like crying without tears when he saw himself receiving special treatment.
"Master, why is it a mandarin duck pot?"
Of course it was the mandarin duck pot. Lu Xiaoxiao went down to find Wu Dalong and made two iron pieces to separate the two ends of the large pot. One end had a clear soup with only some basic seasonings, and the other end had a rich and bright red spicy soup.
Even Le Chaotian, who doesn't like spicy food very much, can eat spicy pot tonight, while Lu Xiaosan can only lie in front of the clear soup pot with bitterness.
"You have a rotten butt and you still want to eat hot pot?" Lu Xiaoxiao snorted coldly.
Lu Xiaosan looked at his senior brother rather unconvinced.
"His hands are also rotten. How can he eat spicy hotpot?"
"Because he has seen the light of day."
Lu Xiaosan was speechless.
I can only think angrily - with so many of you eating half of the hot pot, I, the Human Sword Immortal, Lu Xiaosan, directly monopolizes half of the country.
Thinking about this, Lu Xiaosan felt much better, and he was enjoying himself eating the hot pot cabbage with clear soup and little water.
If the butt is rotten, naturally the fish cannot be eaten.
I can only eat simple cabbage balls and the like.
Le Chaotian probably wanted to stimulate Lu Xiaosan, but he also prepared an extra bowl of minced garlic chili oil, took a piece of fish and rolled it in, then smacked his lips and said, "Don't tell me, roll in the chili oil, it's really delicious." Very, I wouldn’t exchange it for a god.”
Lu Xiaosan sneered and said, "You won't say that when your mouth is swollen."
Le Chaotian was stunned, and then silently put the fish that had been boiled with spicy oil into the pot and washed it.
Lu Xiaosan happily gnawed on his thin cabbage.
Who can I, Lu Xiaosan, be made angry by you, a little Le Chaotian?
But the drool was really all over the floor.
Because Lu Xiaoer's hands were wrapped like rice dumplings by Le Chaotian, he could only let Lu Xiaoxiao and the others pick up the vegetables for him, and then he held the bowl and gnawed in a very uncivilized manner, but he didn't eat anything good.
This actually made Lu Xiaosan feel a little more balanced.
As brothers, we naturally have to share blessings and hardships.
Naturally, it is not possible to have a view of the mountains and rivers between brothers and sisters.
Although this hot pot meal was not as rich as yesterday, because there were two more sick and injured people, it took a long time to eat before finally finishing all the ingredients that Lu Xiaoxiao had prepared in the afternoon.
Lu Xiaosan was still lying lazily by the fire, where Xiaosi and Xiaowu were telling jokes with their senior brothers.
It was probably very cold and awkward.
So Lu Xiaosan smiled reluctantly.
Lu Xiaoer's hands were wrapped like rice dumplings, and he did not forget to hold his sword and lean against the door to blow in the wind.
Nan Dao and Le Chaotian were drinking wine on the corridor, looking at the light that occasionally lit up in the distant mountains.
Lu Xiaoxiao was cleaning up the remains of the hot pot, then looked back at Nan Dao outside the corridor and asked, "Junior brothers, what do you want to eat tomorrow?"
Before Nan Dao could say anything, Lu Xiaosan interrupted and said, "Roast chicken, roast duck, roast duck, roast elbow, twice-cooked pork!"
Nan Dao turned around, thought for a moment, and said, "No need, I'll go down the mountain early tomorrow morning."
Lu Xiaoxiao and the others were stunned.
