After playing the song yesterday, Le Chaotian went back to the small building and slept in front of the stove.
When I woke up the next day, I saw Nan Dao sitting in the corridor of the small building writing a letter again.
Le Chaotian yawned. He wanted to see what Nan Dao had written today, but just when he started to lift the quilt and stood up, he heard Lu Xiaosan calling "Uncle Master" downstairs.
Le Chaotian glanced at Nan Dao, who was concentrating on writing a letter, sighed reluctantly, picked up the sword beside him and walked away.
When he got downstairs, he saw Lu Xiaosan standing furtively at the mouth of the canyon, half of his body exposed against the stone wall, waving to him.
Le Chaotian raised his eyebrows and thought, what is this kid going to do?
But he was his uncle after all, so Le Chaotian still looked around and walked over in coordination with Lu Xiaosan's strange behavior.
Walking up to this strange-looking young man, Le Chaotian looked him up and down for a long time, wondering if this boy had discovered that he was actually suffering from the pain of endorsement every day?
Lu Xiaosan looked around for a long time, then pulled Le Chaotian and walked towards the back of the canyon.
"what are you up to?"
Le Chaotian was confused, but did not break away, so he was pulled all the way to a stream somewhere under the cliffs behind.
Lu Xiaosan stopped panting, sticking out his tongue by the stream, and stared at himself in the stream, stroking his head back and forth.
Le Chaotian looked at him in confusion and said, "What's wrong with you? Is someone trying to kill you? Why don't you come here to see if your head is still there?"
Lu Xiaosan sighed and sat down by the stream, hesitating to speak.
After a long time, the young boy looked at Le Chaotian solemnly and said, "Uncle Master, let me tell you something. You must not be afraid."
Seeing Lu Xiaosan's appearance, Le Chaotian subconsciously became more serious. He sat down cross-legged on a nearby stream rock, held his sword and said in a dignified manner: "You say it."
What Lu Xiaosan was going to say seemed really serious, so he opened his mouth and looked around subconsciously.
Fortunately, there are really no people by the stream here. It is surrounded by green mountains. Even Luofeng Canyon is behind those mountains and forests.
So Lu Xiaosan leaned his head over and said, "I suspect that my master is practicing something evil."
Le Chaotian raised his eyebrows and also moved closer. The two of them touched each other and communicated in low voices by the stream.
"How to say?"
"I discovered that recently, oh, not recently, it started very early. Once I woke up in the middle of the night because I went to bed too early. When I passed by Master's yard, I found that the light in her room was still on, and there was also a light in her room. It made a very weird laugh."
Lu Xiaosan said in horror: "Moreover, I found that Master looked at me very strangely. Did you know that every time she saw me, her eyes would shine, just like what my parents told me when I was a child?" Like a man-eating monster, I suspect that every time Master turns around, he seems to be looking at the osmanthus tree, but he is actually swallowing saliva."
The more Le Chaotian listened, the more something was wrong. He looked at Lu Xiaosan for a moment and asked, "When did it start?"
Lu Xiaosan thought for a while and said, "About October? I've been too tired recently and my memory is not very good."
Le Chaotian felt as if he already knew the reason, but he didn't say it out loud. He just coughed twice, looked at Lu Xiaosan seriously and said, "There is indeed a problem. You continue."
"And doesn't she often ask me to recite poems from my mind? But she never allows me to read them out. She only asks me to pick up a pen and write." Lu Xiaosan said, with a look of horror on his face.
"But just yesterday, when I was writing, I subconsciously read: Uncle Master, do you know?"
Lu Xiaosan swallowed and continued: "I saw Master's face change instantly, and then he jumped away. Then, two swords fell from the sky and were inserted into the spot where Master was standing."
Le Chaotian held back his laughter and continued to say seriously and seriously: "There is indeed a big problem. What do you think?"
Lu Xiaosan said solemnly: "I suspect that Master has been taken away by monsters, but I am a person of destiny, so God has left some sealed poems in my head. As long as I read them out, there will be a seal." Fall here and seal the monster that occupies the master's body. The monster in the master's body also knows this, so she wants to find a way to trick me into telling her the spell so that she can find a way to break it, but again I couldn’t read it, so I was forced to write it.”
Lu Xiaosan became more and more excited as he talked, but also a little sad at the same time. He lowered his head and looked down, clenching his fists.
"Master, don't worry, I will definitely get rid of the monsters in your body!"
"If you are already dead, then I will avenge you!"
Le Chaotian looked on in a daze, and when he saw Lu Xiaosan turning back to look at him after he finished speaking, Le Chaotian quickly expressed his stance and said, "Uncle Master will cheer you on."
"Well, Lu Xiaosan, Lu Xiaosan, my talents are destined to be useful..."
As soon as Le Chaotian heard this sentence, he subconsciously jumped to the side.
Lu Xiaosan froze there, staring blankly at Le Chaotian and the swords that inexplicably fell from the sky and were planted by the stream.
The green mountains and streams are endlessly quiet.
Le Chaotian laughed awkwardly, took a few steps back, thought for a while, and said, "Senior nephew, you have to believe me, I am really not a monster."
Lu Xiaosan sneered and said: "It turns out that the entire Qingshan Mountain has been occupied by monsters like you. Today, I, Lu Xiaosan, will definitely do justice for heaven. You brave monster will die quickly!"
Le Chaotian ran towards the canyon and said, "Xiaosan, please listen to my explanation."
"Explain what, take my sword - if you don't see it, the water of the river will come up from the sky!"
Then the swords fell towards Le Chaotian with a swish of a swish.
"I'm really not a monster!"
"Be brave and take one more blow from me - Emei Mountain's Half-Moon Autumn!"
"If you keep doing this, don't blame me, Master, for turning your back on me!"
"Hmph, I knew you were not a human being. You are a bold monster. Quickly show your true colors - raise a glass to the bright moon and make three people in the shadow!"
...
Old Dog Town.
Cao Weiying stood by the lake holding the wine gourd, looking at the sword light that kept flying out of it, and fell into deep thought.
Did something big happen outside?
Cao Weiying was puzzled and too lazy to think about it, so he looked up at the peach tree and sat down under the tree.
"What are you doing?"
A familiar voice came from the sea of flowers behind him.
Cao Weiying leaned against the peach tree and said with a smile, "I'm giving Nandao incense."
"..."
The person who came was naturally Chen He.
He probably lived too happily in the human world. He hadn't been to Old Dog Town for a long time, and he suddenly came today for some unknown reason.
Chen He was wearing a thick winter coat and a velvet hat. He was taking off his clothes as he walked. Then he walked up to Cao Weiying, grabbed Cao Weiying's wine gourd, and drank heavily.
Then he looked at the lake full of swords and swords with his hands on his hips, and asked curiously: "What are you doing?"
Cao Weiying thought for a while and said, "Maybe someone outside is going crazy."
"Outside?"
"It's the Lingnan Sword Sect." Cao Weiying said with a smile, "I don't know what they are doing, but it seems to be very lively."
Chen He asked a little confused: "Why are you related to the Lingnan Sword Sect again?"
"Because the swords here belong to them."
Chen He was speechless. He was not very interested in these things and just saw them for viewing the scenery.
Cao Weiying stretched out her hand towards Chen He and asked, "What are you doing outside?"
Chen He handed the wine gourd to Cao Weiying, then found a place under the tree with dense fallen flowers to sit down, and said with a smile: "Selling bean cakes."
Cao Weiying was stunned for a moment, looked at Chen He and said, "Not sizzling tofu? When did you know how to make bean cakes?"
Chen He chuckled and said: "I just learned it before, so I can't sell sizzling tofu for the rest of my life. When I learn more in the future, you can call Nan Dao over, and I will prepare a table of delicious food for you."
Cao Weiying took a sip and said with a smile, "Okay."
The two of them sat by the lake, drank wine, and chatted.
"How is that boy from Nandao doing?"
"I don't know, I never ask about these things."
"Then you asked me again?"
"What you do anyway is just like that. It won't give you a headache if you ask."
"..."
The two sat under the tree for a while, then Chen He got up and walked towards the sea of flowers, picking up the clothes he had taken off earlier as he walked.
"gone?"
Cao Weiying sat under the tree and looked back at him.
Chen He said with a smile: "Well, although I took a few breaks from my busy schedule, I still have to go back. After all, I am not from Laogou Town."
Cao Weiying chuckled softly, turned back and leaned against the peach tree, looking at the sky and said, "That's true."
"Is spring the only thing you have here?"
Chen He suddenly remembered something, turned back to look at Cao Weiying and said.
"Maybe there will be others in the future." Cao Weiying said with a smile, "But there shouldn't be summer."
"Why?"
"too hot."
"..."
...
Le Chaotian ran towards Luofeng Canyon with his head in his arms, Lu Xiaosan chasing after him, and following him with the light of his sword.
"Senior brother, save me!"
Le Chaotian screamed and fled crazily in the canyon.
Unfortunately, no response was heard from Nan Dao, and even the people in the small wooden house at the end of the canyon did not come out.
Le Chaotian's heart skipped a beat. It's over. Senior brother and Qingjiao didn't go to listen to the Fengjian Sect's letter.
Lu Xiaosan behind him was still smiling proudly and wildly.
"You're at the end of your rope, so you'd better surrender as soon as possible. When I rescue my uncle, I can spare your life!"
Le Chaotian finished thinking, this kid was crazy, so he ran through the canyon towards the direction of Xiaobai Sword Sect without looking back.
Lu Xiaosan chased him all the way.
When passing by Xiaobai Waterfall, Lu Xiaoer, a young boy with fine features, was holding a sword under the waterfall. Seeing Le Chaotian looking like this, he also looked at a loss.
"Uncle Musician, what's wrong with you?"
Le Chaotian didn't have time to explain, so he just grabbed Lu Xiaoer's collar and walked away through the waterfall.
"Your junior brother is crazy, let's run!"
"ah!"
Lu Xiaoer had a look of astonishment on his face. When he looked back, he saw the young boy Lu Xiaosan, muttering something in his mouth, chasing him all the way.
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that the sword really fell.
As a senior fellow student, Lu Xiaoer had a confused look on his face, but he didn't have time to think too much as Le Chaotian took him by the collar and ran all the way.
Just as he was about to pass through the red leaf forest, Le Chaotian fell to the ground. The young boy Lu Xiaoer rolled out of the forest. When he stood up and looked back, he saw that Lu Xiaosan had already chased him, and Le Chaotian was chasing him. With a sad and angry face, he took out his Dielianhua and said tragically: "Go and invite Senior Sister Lu!"
Lu Xiaoer jumped up and ran towards Xiaobai Sword Sect.
Le Chaotian stood up in the red leaf forest. Lu Xiaosan stopped in the forest and looked up at the sword light above the red leaves in the forest. He looked like a swordsman. Then he looked at Le Chaotian with compassion.
"You have no way to escape. Put down your sword and I will spare your life!"
I don’t know the lines from that biography either.
But it's quite interesting to say.
It's probably also the sword light bonus of those who follow the sword with words.
Le Chaotian said with a sad face: "But I am really your uncle musician!"
Lu Xiaosan snorted coldly, raised his hand and said, "Since you are so stubborn, then I..."
Before he finished speaking, an angry voice came from Xiaobai Sword Sect - "Lu Xiaosan!"
Lu Xiaosan shrank his neck subconsciously.
Then she realized it and thought, that's not Master, it's just a monster that has taken over her body. What should I be afraid of?
So he continued: "Then I will...wuwuwuwuwuwu..."
But before he finished speaking, a figure flashed before his eyes.
Just when Lu Xiaosan was stunned, Le Chaotian sneaked over. Le Chaotian jumped forward, threw Lu Xiaosan to the ground, and then covered his mouth with unusual precision.
At this time, Lu Xiaoer and Lu Xiaoxiao also appeared in the red leaf forest.
When you scold someone, you first scold your mother. When you catch Lu Xiaosan, you cover your mouth first.
Many years from now, perhaps this will become a tried-and-tested truth.
What oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, smash his fucking stereo first.
Lu Xiaoxiao was still holding a rolling pin in his hand, and there was flour everywhere on his body. It looked like he was kneading dough earlier.
But when this scene fell into Lu Xiaosan's eyes, it became - OK, OK, it was indeed a monster. He couldn't wait to chop himself into pieces and make dumplings to eat.
So he struggled hard and finally broke free from Le Chaotian's grasp. Before he could say anything and go out with a big laugh, Lu Xiaoxiao lifted him up and slapped his butt hard.
Lu Xiaosan instantly fainted.
Ah, this familiar touch, this strength that goes straight to the soul.
Is she really his master?
Lu Xiaosan looked up at Lu Xiaoxiao and was about to ask for confirmation.
Le Chaotian on the side saw Lu Xiaosan opening his mouth and hurriedly directed Lu Xiaoer.
"Quick, cover his mouth!"
Lu Xiaoer's cultivation was progressing rapidly. After Le Chao Tiancai finished speaking, he appeared in front of Lu Xiaosan with a gust of sword wind, and covered him up with a snap.
"Woooooooooo..."
Lu Xiaoxiao then looked at Le Chaotian and asked with great concern: "Junior brother, are you okay?"
Le Chaotian said with a sad face: "If something happens, I want to eat dumplings!"
Lu Xiaoxiao: "...Okay, I will chop up this brat and make dumplings for you tonight."
Lu Xiaosan's eyes widened: "!"
It's a pity that his mouth was covered tightly by Lu Xiaoer, so he couldn't say anything and could only wail in his heart.
——Uncle Master, come and save me, they are really monsters!
However, it was of no use. Nandao did not fall from the sky on colorful auspicious clouds.
So Lu Xiaosan was dragged back to Xiaobai Sword Sect by Lu Xiaoxiao with flour palm prints all over his body.
...
When Nan Dao came back, he felt something was wrong in the atmosphere.
Why do I keep hearing the screams of naughty children?
After walking through the mountain gate with Qingjiao, they heard a lot of movement at the Xiaobai Waterfall, and then walked over curiously.
When they first walked to the waterfall, they saw Lu Xiaosan being held down on his knees by Lu Xiaoxiao and being spanked continuously.
Wu Dalong laughed at the side, while Le Chaotian clapped his hands.
"Okay, okay! Fight well, just fight like this!"
Lu Xiaoer and the others were watching the show from the sidelines, making faces at Lu Xiaosan crazily.
"Slightly, slightly, slightly~"
Lu Xiaoyi felt a little sorry for his junior brother whose butt was swollen from being beaten, and softly advised him from the side.
"Okay, okay, master, stop fighting."
Lu Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, but did not stop, saying: "Stop fighting? If this kid hadn't seen the truth yet, those swords could only be summoned, not driven. Wouldn't it be that your Uncle Musician was chased all the way today? It’s easy.”
Nan Dao walked over with a confused look on his face and stopped next to Wu Dalong.
"What did the mistress do?"
Wu Dalong chuckled and said, "This kid got crazy and thought Junior Brother Le was a monster. He chased him all the way while reciting the name of the sword."
Nandao: "..."
...
Of course Lu Xiaosan was not chopped up and made into dumplings by Lu Xiaoxiao in the end.
It’s just that her butt was so swollen from the beating that she probably wouldn’t be able to sit down for a long time.
After Nan Dao and Qingjiao came back, Lu Xiaoxiao and the others were no longer afraid that the boy would lose his temper again, and asked Lu Xiaoyi to take him to the backyard of Jianzong to apply medicine.
As for them, they were sitting under the sweet-scented osmanthus trees in the courtyard of Xiaobai Jianzong, waiting for Lu Xiaoxiao to make dumplings to eat.
While Le Chaotian was waiting, he told Nan Dao and the other two about his experience with an innocent look on his face.
Although Le Chaotian was cheering during the beating, he didn't really mean to blame Lu Xiaosan.
After all, this kid memorizes the name of the sword with great intensity every day, but he still doesn't remember it. He is under too much mental pressure. When people are emotionally nervous, they will indeed overreact to external feedback. It is reasonable for such a thing to happen.
Qingjiao didn't say anything tonight, but she didn't go back to her cabin either. Instead, she listened carefully, and then nodded thoughtfully.
Le Chaotian looked at her with a strange expression and said, "Why are you listening so seriously?"
Qingjiao looked at Lu Xiaoer and the young boys and said softly: "The Tianya Sword Sect will rise in the future, and it is always easy for sword cultivators to be unreasonable. Naturally, I need to listen carefully first."
Nandao: "..."
Le Chaotian looked at her and said, "Then what did you hear?"
Qingjiao said seriously: "When you compete with the Tianya Sword Sect, you have to strike first. It would be best if you can tear his mouth apart first."
Le Chaotian laughed.
It wasn't until long after nightfall that Lu Xiaoxiao cooked the dumplings and brought them under the tree.
Le Chaotian felt aggrieved today, so he ate two large bowls.
It may also be because he is his junior brother.
