"You don't look at Shang Zhen, a prodigal, but you look at me?" Bai Zhan asked the soldiers confidently, but the soldiers seemed not to know him. Seven of the eight people looked at him up and down.
"Hey, I said you guys are really weird! You give gold to people who stutter. Antiques in prosperous times and gold in troubled times. Do you understand?" Bai Zhan said and glanced at the door with a sly look.
If he was confident just now, he is a bit pretending to be calm now.
But now it was too late for him to run away. Qian Chuan'er shouted "Come on", and the veterans swarmed forward.
To say that Bai Zhan's skills are pretty good, but that's only reflected in his talent as a thief, which is the ability to move quickly.
But now that so many soldiers were crowding into the room, there was no room for him to move around. He collapsed as soon as they were crowded, without any suspense.
"Hey, what do you want to do?" Bai Zhan struggled desperately.
But no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't move. Some of the soldiers who came up had not yet climbed up. Just two of them could pin him to the ground and make him unable to move, let alone five or six of them at once.
"Accept your fate, you idiot!" Hu Zhuzhu, who was squatting on the ground and pressing one of Bai Zhan's arms, said with a smile, "I can see that something is wrong with you, do you think others are blind?"
Sure enough, Qian Chuan'er already shouted: "Found it!"
What did you find? Bai Zhan's clothes have been lifted up. How could others not see that he has two belts, one cloth and one leather?
"Baitiaoji, that's right. Resistance is meaningless, just go with it!" Ma Tianfang, who joined in even though he only had one arm, also laughed.
"Hu Zhuzi, lift his butt and don't let him press it!" Qian Chuan'er pulled out the cloth belt, but not only Bai Zhan was using the "thousand catty pendant", but other soldiers were also pressing too hard.
"Oh, you have such a small waist, tsk tsk!" Chen Hanwen helped but kept his mouth shut, "It's so easy on you. Our tiger pillar has never hugged his wife, but he hugged you first!"
At this time, Bai Zhan could only accept his fate. He knew that struggling was meaningless, so he cursed angrily: "If I were a woman, whoever marries me would take advantage of me. I have practiced bone-shrinking skills!"
"It's no use practicing bone shrinking skills, you have to practice shrinking--" Mr. Wang scolded with a smile, but he glanced at the old lady who was still at a loss in the room and finally changed his words, "What kind of skills will it do?" !”
At this time, Shang Zhen had already taken the heavy belt from Bai Zhan handed over by Qian Chuan'er.
He looked at the belt and suddenly smiled: "Bai Zhan, you bitch - bastard, I'm really sorry for you. If you can wear such a heavy belt around your waist, you won't be afraid of slipping out and falling on the shit pile when you poop!" "
When Shang Zhen said this, the soldiers in the room laughed loudly, and Bai Zhan's face turned red as he climbed up from the ground.
You must know that Shang Zhen seldom jokes among them. Although this is due to Shang Zhen's character, it is also a truth he understands after becoming the leader of this medium.
An official must be dignified. If you always speak casually, the soldiers may not take what you say seriously. In addition, there will definitely be another situation. If the officer shows a certain tendency, for example, the officer looks down on a certain soldier, then other soldiers will discriminate against that soldier based on the officer's tendency.
It's just that Shang Zhen has been alone outside during this period. He first became a strong man and had to use the Northeastern people's gag skills in order to survive. So if he was like a dull donkey when he was a strong man, they would have sent him away earlier. I used to be cannon fodder in front of me!
But the problem is that everything is a habit. After Shang Zhen finished saying this, he realized that he was a little different from before.
It is precisely because Shang Zhen rarely uses words to "damage" his soldiers, so he suddenly made Bai Zhan blush with such a sentence.
He knew that his joke must have upset Bai Zhan, but even after he said it, it was hard to take it away. Shang Zhen's mind was spinning so fast. He no longer paid attention to the laughter of the soldiers, but took out the silver dollars from his belt. .
When he took out the silver dollar, Shang Zhen was stunned again. He looked at the belt carefully and found that the hidden compartments sewn in the cloth happened to be one with a silver dollar inside. He wanted to say, "This stitching is really good." It’s secret.” But he finally endured it.
"Auntie, are these few silver coins enough for food? Could you please make all your white flour into pimple soup? If it's not enough, mix the white flour and wheat bran together and cook it." Shang Zhen took out a few more coins. The silver dollar was handed to the old woman.
Only then did the old woman and the old man believe that although Shang Zhen and the other soldiers looked fierce, they really wanted to pay them for their meals.
A bunch of losers, they all know how to pretend to be nice! At this time, Old Mao Wang, who had been watching the excitement, couldn't help but cursed in his heart. He was still thinking about getting some money for himself so that he and Ju Hongxia could go to a paradise to have a hot bed with his wife and children.
But he thought so in his heart but would never say it out loud. Instead, he walked up to the old woman and said, "Brother and sister-in-law, just keep it. There are good people and bad people everywhere, and the same goes for soldiers. Wherever there are good people, Even soldiers have bad soldiers.”
Wang Lao Mao is the oldest among the soldiers, but he is not much younger than that old man even if he is a few years younger.
Moreover, Old Mao Wang did not participate in the quarrel between the soldiers just now. The old couple decided that Old Mao Wang was also the leader. Seeing that Old Mao Wang spoke kindly, they finally accepted the silver coins, but this time they happily gave them to them. The soldiers with evil faces and good intentions went to "make soup".
But they didn't know that at this time, Mr. Wang was actually scolding himself, Mr. Wang, what you learned from Shang Zhen was so hypocritical, so hypocritical!
Think about it, Shang Zhen is in charge of this group of people now. It's hard for Mr. Wang to say anything else. If this is the style of Mr. Wang, hell, I don't even have to spend money to go to a restaurant back then, let alone you. What a pimple soup!
"Bai Zhan, this money bag is yours to keep." At this time, Shang Zhen shouted, but he threw the belt used as a money bag back to Bai Zhan.
When Bai Zhan took the money bag, he was overjoyed at first, but then his face turned into the shape of a bitter melon, and then he sneered.
Naturally, some people laughed at Shang Zhen's behavior after thinking about it. What if these silver coins were not left with Bai Zhan? Everyone eats and lives together, and he is the one who carries the money.
Only Hu Zhuzhu, who was so slow in thinking, said with regret: "Hey, why did you end up with that idiot again!"
The old man and the old woman were getting food for the soldiers, while Shang Zhen and Wang Laomao were standing in the yard. There was no longer fighting, so they had time to talk.
"By the way, where are Uncle Old Wang, Old Aunt Wang and the others?" Shang Zhen asked. He finally remembered the three women.
"Just say you miss Gao Yatou, why don't you ask my daughter-in-law, Bah'er Gaha?" Mr. Wang disagreed.
Although the two of them were standing here talking, the soldiers were also standing by. When they heard Mr. Wang mentioning Gao Yuyan, the soldiers listened as if nothing had happened.
What Wang Lao Mao said was a bit direct to people's hearts, and Shang Zhen suddenly fell silent.
Veterans who were familiar with Shang Zhen's situation were wondering, what would the boss say? Will Gao Yuyan be taken in? Still said that he would continue to wait for Leng Xiaozhi.
But Shang Zhen's answer was beyond their expectations, because Shang Zhen said slowly: "Don't worry, I'm still young." Then he went into the house.
What Shang Zhen said was a bit interesting. After a moment, the soldiers burst into laughter with a "coax". On the contrary, Old Man Wang was so embarrassed by Shang Zhen's words that his face turned red and he said, "You little bastard." "Lao Zi" started to curse.
(End of chapter)
