"Why? The donkey stopped eating grass and started eating meat instead?" Erhanzi asked innocently next to him.
"Of course the donkey will not switch to eating meat. This time the donkey went to bite the wild boar because his owner, the one who went hunting, wanted to kill the donkey two days ago because the owner wanted to eat meat!" Qian Chuan'er said again. said.
"What are you throwing for fun?" Hu Zhuzhu spoke again next to him, but he didn't understand.
Then he turned around and asked Erhanzi: "Do you understand?"
Erhanzi shook his big head and said, "I don't understand either!"
"Qian Chuan'er, what do you mean by throwing it away for fun!" Hu Zhuzi said dissatisfied.
It's just that the two of them didn't understand it, but it doesn't mean that there are no smart people in their group, but some people have already understood it.
"Qian Chuan'er, do you mean we are the donkeys?" Hou Kanshan asked.
"What do you think?" Qian Chuan'er asked.
Everyone who understood the story Qian Chuan'er told fell silent. Only people with slow brain reactions like Hu Zhuzhu, Er Hanzi and Guan Tiedou were still confused.
What does Qian Chuaner mean by telling this story? What he was talking about was that they were originally on the front line, but because of their good performance, they were transferred back by Chang En to serve as guards for the army commander.
In this way, they got rid of the fate of being killed on the front line. Isn't this the donkey who made a contribution?
Everyone knew that to fight the Japanese, one had to sacrifice one's life, but those who followed Shang Zhen also knew that to fight the Japanese, one had to use their brains. They didn't know whether what they were doing was right or wrong. For a moment, everyone was lost in thought.
But no matter how long they could remain silent, Chu Tian suddenly shouted after just a while: "You damn Qin Chuan, give me your things quickly!"
"Why should I give it back to you? I won't give it to you!" In everyone's surprise, they saw Qin Chuan suddenly raised his legs and jumped onto the table in the middle of the room, but he had a piece of paper in his hand. Folded paper.
"Oh, please give it back to me!" Chu Tian was so angry that he rushed to the table.
But with these soldiers together, how can there be any formality?
Chu Tian was rushing towards his desk, but unexpectedly, Ma Erhuzi next to him stretched out his hand and pulled him to his pants, so he let out a "squeak". As for what Chu Tian became like, is there any need to say?
Poor Chu Tian, that pretty face turned red again.
With a "coax" sound, everyone in the room laughed.
"Enough is enough, don't go too far!" Mr. Wang said.
Originally, Mr. Wang didn't pay attention to this episode, but he was lighting a cigarette for himself.
But I don’t know how he fixed it. Originally, his two packs of cigarettes were wrapped in oilcloth, but who would have thought that they were still stained with water, and naturally his cigarettes could not be lit.
"What precious thing did you get so precious that you cherished your own life? Isn't it just a letter? I have to see it!" Qin Chuan stood on the table and opened the paper without thinking.
By the end of the morning, everyone's clothes were wet.
When Chu Tian took off his clothes just now, he took out the piece of paper from his pocket, but Qin Chuan snatched it away.
"I don't know many of these words! I said Chen Hanwen, come here and read it to everyone!" Qin Chuan, who was standing on the table, greeted Chen Hanwen.
"I'm not as wicked as you. What do you think of private messages written by others?" Chen Hanwen was unmoved.
"Fuck, how can there be any private messages between us? Think about who Li Ya was, right? We all read the letter she wrote to our boss!" Qin Chuan retorted.
Qin Chuan almost said that he was bald.
Of course what he mentioned was thinking about the letter "I pray for your safety" that Li Yajuan wrote to Shang Zhen.
At that time, everyone forced Shang Zhen to read the contents of the letter. Later, Shang Zhen lost it in the wind when he used the letter as fake information to deceive the Japanese army.
Qin Chuan also remembered this matter. He had already mentioned Li Yajuan's name halfway, but then he realized that it was no longer the time before. Qian Chuanna was already in love with Li Yajuan!
Fortunately, the brakes were applied in time, otherwise Qian Chuaner would have been unhappy with him!
"Ha!" Upon hearing what Qin Chuan said, Chu Tian, who had his pants taken off by others, sneered, "I'm not looking down on us brothers. Chen Hanwen and I won't read this letter. I think you Who can recognize all of this letter!"
"Oh, we Northeasterners are not afraid of Ganger!" Qin Chuan shouted while standing on the table.
At this time, he was naturally only wearing a pair of large pants, and there was a triangular opening on the back of the pants that was scratched open, so a piece of his buttocks was exposed.
He was jumping and jumping on the table, and he didn't take it seriously when the table rattled, but the scratched cloth's "whooshing" and "whooshing" movements looked very funny.
"Qian Chuan'er, come read this letter!" Qin Chuan didn't know the words himself, so he asked for help.
But his calling Qian Chuan'er was in vain.
Just now he mentioned the letter Li Yajuan wrote to Shang Zhen. Qian Chuan'er was angry with him, but she rolled her eyes at him and ignored him.
As for the original members of Shang Zhen's group, Qin Chuan also understood that there really weren't any who could recognize all the characters!
Of course, Shang Zhen is literate, but Shang Zhen is not here.
What's more, even Shang Zhen would never read other people's private messages.
"Ha! I don't believe it. Guan Tiedou, are there any of the people who come after you who are literate?" Qin Chuan continued to move reinforcements.
It's just that none of them usually study writing. Qin Chuan really doesn't know if any of Guan Tiedou's later recruits are literate.
And Chu Tian was by no means a fool. At this time, Chu Tian said again: "Even if I am literate, I don't read it. When I write a letter in the future, I will let you make noise everywhere and let everyone read my letters home." !”
Chu Tian's move was indeed quite clever. He divided the literate and illiterate people into two hostile parties.
God knows if there are any literate people in Guan Tiedou's group, but after Chu Tian said this, even if they are literate, they won't move!
"What should we do about this?" Qin Chuan scratched his head and felt embarrassed.
He then looked at Mr. Wang for help, but Mr. Wang curled his lips and said: "You caused such a mess, do you want me to wipe your ass?"
This time Qin Chuan was completely at his wits end.
At this time, Chu Tian glanced at Mr. Wang, and he suddenly felt that his chance to fight back had come. He was too angry with these gangsters!
"Uncle Wang, do you want to hear the letter I wrote? If you want to hear it, I will read it out in front of everyone!" Chu Tian said.
"Huh?" After hearing this, Mr. Wang raised his head and looked at Chu Tian. He suddenly felt that Chu Tian was a little different from usual. He read two words from Chu Tian's eyes - " cunning".
But can the fox, no matter how cunning, defeat the hunter? What's more, this matter has nothing to do with me.
Mr. Wang smiled and said, "Okay!"
"But I have a condition!" Qin Chuan answered, and that was exactly what Mr. Wang was thinking.
"Feel free to mention it boldly, Uncle Wang will make the decision for you!" Mr. Wang expressed his stance.
In this matter, Shang Zhen is not at home, and Wang Laomao is the absolute authority.
"Okay!" Chu Tian was happy, "If I read this letter, you will take off Er Huzi and Qin Chuan's pants for me!"
A soft "Eh" sound sounded in the room, followed immediately by a chorus of "Okay!"
We can't say that Shang Zhen and others are not in a group, but what do they call a group?
Today you are with me, tomorrow I will be with him, and the day after tomorrow it will be you with him.
Who is with whom is decided by playing pranks on whom. As the saying goes, there are no permanent enemies and no permanent friends, some are just permanent pranks!
Since they could not only hear the letter written by Qin Chuan, but also undress Qin Chuan and Ma Erhu, why wouldn't they do it? However, this is the bad taste of men!
"Fuck, what's the big deal? They're all a bunch of men!" Qin Chuan didn't expect that he was being plotted by Chu Tian.
There are a bunch of men who are smart. If someone takes off their pants and strips them, what can they do? Qin Chuan, who knew he could not escape this disaster, could only think so.
At this time, Hu Zhuzhu was eager to move up to Qin Chuan, so he cursed: "Go away, listen first!"
Note: Talking about baluzui means wandering the mouth.
